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The true villain of [JRPGs] is thinking FFTA is a good game

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    uh

    Hm

    I dont know man I dont ever find myself looking to see if they included jiggle physics

    The only time I notice is when it is extremely unneccesary

    I have problems with Xenoblade but the breast physics are near the top

    When Sharla had the jiggle I was like "Well that's dumb"

    But when I saw the jiggle physics for a particular character later in the game I literally said "OH COME ON" out loud at my TV

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Outside of DOA or Soul Calibur I never really notice jiggle

    Like I had to look at that Jill Valentine gif for a minute to realize what was up with it

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Wyborn wrote: »
    uh

    Hm

    I dont know man I dont ever find myself looking to see if they included jiggle physics

    The only time I notice is when it is extremely unneccesary

    I have problems with Xenoblade but the breast physics are near the top

    When Sharla had the jiggle I was like "Well that's dumb"

    But when I saw the jiggle physics for a particular character later in the game I literally said "OH COME ON" out loud at my TV

    It's especially bad considering how they jiggle over the slightest gestures.

    It's a cutscene nightmare.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I gotta say that World of Warcraft has toi be the winner though

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    So that's where Minfilia gets her odd breathing from.

    FFXIV really is a WoW clone.

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    SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    I'm going to take the firm stance that it's never necessary to have breast jiggle physics. Breasts don't just jiggle independently of bodies, and they don't just flap around as you walk. If you are trying to make a 'realistic' game with realistic graphics and physics, give it as much thought as you would on, I dunno, stomach fat or fatty underarm physics.

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    that resident evil gif is amazing because it starts with her going forward and it's like "haha, that's pretty ridiculous looking"

    and then she backs up and the animation just plays in reverse and it's like "OHHHH NOOO"

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    There is a tight line here between mocking a hilarious misunderstanding of human anatomy

    and a buncha dudes posting gifs of polygon ladie's chests

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Air bags.

    But seriously, the jiggle is why I keep my FF14 character in armor.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Also there are currently no plans for it to leave Japan so you're not even getting that

    That just means they haven't announced it yet. It's already been trademarked in the west.
    companies trademark stuff just on the off chance they'll use it later all the time, it doesn't mean anything.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    uh

    Hm

    I dont know man I dont ever find myself looking to see if they included jiggle physics

    The only time I notice is when it is extremely unneccesary

    It will never be necessary tho.

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    KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    There are games that do breast physics well.

    ...I just stopped reading after that sentence, I'll admit.

    Just... No.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Kay wrote: »
    There are games that do breast physics well.

    ...I just stopped reading after that sentence, I'll admit.

    Just... No.

    If you have to specify "breast physics" as something apart from just "physics", you've already failed. The breasts should just be a part of a model's skeletal and muscular systems and move with them like you know....normal people's bodies. They don't jump up and down while going at a slow walk, or making small arm gestures.

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    There are games that do breast physics well.

    ...I just stopped reading after that sentence, I'll admit.

    Just... No.

    If you have to specify "breast physics" as something apart from just "physics", you've already failed. The breasts should just be a part of a model's skeletal and muscular systems and move with them like you know....normal people's bodies. They don't jump up and down while going at a slow walk, or making small arm gestures.

    That was kinda my whole fucking point.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    There are games that do breast physics well.

    ...I just stopped reading after that sentence, I'll admit.

    Just... No.

    If you have to specify "breast physics" as something apart from just "physics", you've already failed. The breasts should just be a part of a model's skeletal and muscular systems and move with them like you know....normal people's bodies. They don't jump up and down while going at a slow walk, or making small arm gestures.

    That was kinda my whole fucking point.

    I wasn't necessarily referring to you, more developers that talk about their breast physics

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    it's easy to think otherwise when you own senran kagura figurines

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    it's pretty easy to think otherwise when you own senran kagura figurines

    Adorable little chibi figures, yes.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    for a game that is the definition of outrageous breast physics

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    I gotta say that World of Warcraft has toi be the winner though

    i wonder if the new models do that, too

    probably, 'cause iirc most of the work went into the faces, but I think i'm gonna check

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    for a game that is the definition of outrageous breast physics

    And I'm fully capable of critiquing them while enjoying the gameplay.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I want dong physics

    Hopefully Witcher 3 can provide that by mocapping what

    Fifteen hours of sex footage?

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    Apply all breast physics to eyeballs instead

    Problem solved


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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    Just all "Hey check out the googly eye tech in THIS game"

    And the hero is looking in two different directions while their eyes jiggle and bounce around as they turn their head


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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    It's not like we've got any kind of physics down to a science.

    Hair still looks shitty the majority of the time.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I would gladly take a "Googly Eyes" game option in just about any game.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    I want dong physics

    Hopefully Witcher 3 can provide that by mocapping what

    Fifteen hours of sex footage?

    There's probably a Skyrim mod for that.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    I want dong physics

    Hopefully Witcher 3 can provide that by mocapping what

    Fifteen hours of sex footage?

    There's probably a Skyrim mod for that.

    I want photo-realistic dongs flopping about not some hack job

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    More games need donger physics

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    I want dong physics

    Hopefully Witcher 3 can provide that by mocapping what

    Fifteen hours of sex footage?

    There's probably a Skyrim mod for that.

    I want photo-realistic dongs flopping about not some hack job

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    So Bravely Default is fun so far in chapter 1

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    I want dong physics

    Hopefully Witcher 3 can provide that by mocapping what

    Fifteen hours of sex footage?

    There's probably a Skyrim mod for that.

    There actually is, my ex used it all the time.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I had a Skyrim mod that gave me a non-violent shout that, when used, literally blew off all the clothes of whoever I was targeting. I used it frequently on essential NPC's who pissed me off.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Honestly. If devs are so concerned with realistic physics I would prefer they focus on hair before they do anything else.

    Playing Dragon Age Inquisition reminded me once again how elusive good and dynamic hairstyles still are in game.

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    There are games that do breast physics well. On it's own it's just part of the physics engine that makes more believable characters and falls in the same category has hair physics, muscle physics, perspiration, and the like.

    Then you have things like DoA where they forget things like sports bras exist and have breasts bound around overzealously in ways well beyond what would happen in real life and as if they were sentient lifeforms with minds of their own. It's supposed to be sexualized, but ends up comical because it's being designed by people who seemly have no idea how breasts actually behave. I'm less aroused by DoA than I am concerned that the characters should be in the hospital for back surgery by now.

    I go back and forth on this; on the one hand, 99% of the reasoning is because the developers want to put bouncing boobs in their game.

    On the other hand, sometimes it's a necessary evil. FFXIII features moving clothes, hair, accessories, etc. Yet Vanille hops around in that top with no movement whatsoever. It's a weird case where the lack of physics distracted me versus the former. Or maybe it's because I was anticipating it at that point, I dunno.

    Disagree. I would be perfectly fine with all female characters ever having magic sports bras or whatever.

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    indie game idea: physics based puzzle game

    ...centered entirely around the use of absurd, unrealistic boob motion

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    RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Honestly. If devs are so concerned with realistic physics I would prefer they focus on hair before they do anything else.

    Playing Dragon Age Inquisition reminded me once again how elusive good and dynamic hairstyles still are in game.

    I think there is one character with moving hair in Inquisition. One! Nobody else's hair moves. I get that it takes a lot of work to get it to look right, and the gains are likely outweighed by the potential problems, but why just one character?

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    The hair in Inquisition was so bad (on the PS3 version) that it was a large contributor to me returning the game.

    Anybody's hair that was darker than a light brown was covered in so many "shiny" effects it may as well of been white.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    They actually had to release a patch to reduce the shininess of hair on lower texture settings because it was so distracting!

    People made fun of TressFX when Tomb Raider 2013 came out but no other game has had even remotely decent hair. I'm really bummed no one else seems to be working with it.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    indie game idea: physics based puzzle game

    ...centered entirely around the use of absurd, unrealistic boob motion

    oh so you played stretch panic too

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pre-ordered Final Fantasy Type-0.
    Decided against the special edition though.

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