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Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
Kirsten Dunst believes the world would be a “better place” if more people smoked marijuana.
The ‘Spider-Man’ actress has admitted she enjoys using cannabis and has branded America’s strict marijuana laws as “ridiculous”.

Kirsten told Britain’s Live magazine: “I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does.

“I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.”

The actress insists she would never overindulge in drug taking, but says smoking marijuana can be inspirational.
She said: “I’m not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it’s not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside.

“My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.”

http://www.celebsbox.com/2007/04/10/kirsten-dunst-the-world-would-be-better-if-everyone-smoked-weed/

I remember Bill Hicks said pretty much the same thing in Sane Man.

"Smoke this shit."
"Oh sorry man, I was taking life seriously."

So yeah. Kirsten Dunst is still retarded. But I do agree with her.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kirsten Dunst could give me a million dollars and a blowjob and I still wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bonus for bill hicks

    <3

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    She has a snaggle tooth. I'd imagine shit would get messy if she gave you a blowjob.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd have sex with her but I wouldn't call her

    Wait I think I'm just setting myself up for something here....

    Fuck her throat.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ahaha, for some reason that exact comic popped into my mind at work the other day. Made me laugh.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh god, that syntax error makes my brain hurt with rage.

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I would have sex with her and call her and love her because she makes a lot more money than I do

    And that's all I need, is money

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Anyone feel like splitting a rape charge?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Anyone feel like splitting a rape charge?

    I'm pretty sure we'll both be charged with rape. It won't be like "semi rape" or something. We'll still get fucked up.

    Fucking lawyers.

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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    it's called going rapesies

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    In all seriousness the risks of smoking cannabis are very real. Obviously, so are the risks of alcohol and tobacco, but still to underestimate the danger of cannabis is incredibly immature.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    but man kirsten dunst does it

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kirsten Dunst has no sway over me. She is too skinny.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    In all seriousness the risks of smoking cannabis are very real. Obviously, so are the risks of alcohol and tobacco, but still to underestimate the danger of cannabis is incredibly immature.

    What's dangerous about good ole weed?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    MAKES YOU MENTAL N STUFF

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    In all seriousness the risks of smoking cannabis are very real. Obviously, so are the risks of alcohol and tobacco, but still to underestimate the danger of cannabis is incredibly immature.

    What's dangerous about good ole weed?

    I don't trust anything green.

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Like money and the Hulk

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hello, hello. my names terry and Im a law abider
    Theres nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
    And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
    Good bloke fairly
    But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
    Bounce em round like bunnies
    Im likely to cause mischief
    Good clean grief you must believe and I aint no thief.
    Law abiding and all, all legal.
    And who cares about my liver when it feels good
    What you need is some real manhood.
    Rasher rasher barney and kasha putting peoples backs up.
    Public disorder, Ill give you public disorder.
    I down eight pints and run all over the place
    Spit in the face of an officer
    See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
    Someday Im gonna settle down with a wife
    Come on lads lets have another fight

    Eh hello. my names tim and Im a criminal,
    In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
    For the choice of herbs I inhale.
    This aint no wholesale operation
    Just a few eighths and some playstations mys vocation
    I pose no threat to the nation
    And down the station the police hold no patients
    Lets talk space and time
    I like to get deep sometimes and think about einstein
    And carl young and old kung fu movies I like to see
    Pass the hydrator please
    Yeah Im floating on thin air.
    Going to amsterdam in the new year - top gear there
    Cause I taker pride in my hobby
    Home made bongs using my engineering degree
    Dear leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.

    Like I was saying to him.
    I told him: top with me and you wont leave.
    So I smacked him in the head and downed another carling
    Bada bada bing for the lads night.
    Mad fight, his faces a sad sight.
    Vodka and snake bite.
    Going on like a right geez, hes a twat,
    Shouldnt have looked at me like that.
    Anyway Im an upstanding citizen
    If a war came along Id be on the front line with em.
    Cant stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
    Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
    Ive got all the anger pent up inside of me.

    You know I dont see why I should be the criminal
    How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
    And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
    I just completed gran tourismo on the hardest setting
    We pose no threat on my settee
    Ooh the pizzas here will someone let him in please
    We didnt order chicken, not a problem well pick it out
    I doubt they meant to mess us about
    After all were all adults not louts.
    As I was saying, were friendly peaceful people
    Were not the ones out there causing trouble.
    We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
    Discussing how beautiful gail porter is.
    Mtv, bbc 2, channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
    Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and its my bedtime.

    Causing trouble, your stinking rabble
    Boys saying Im the lad whos spoiling it
    Youre on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me Im a thug
    Just for getting drunk
    I like getting drunk
    Cause Im an upstanding citizen
    If a war came along Id be on the front line with em.

    Now terry youre repeating yourself
    But thats okay drunk people cant help that.
    A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what youre saying.

    What. I know exactly what Im saying
    Im perfectly sane
    You stinking student lameo
    Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.

    Err, well actually according to research
    Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
    When compared to how much they spend on repairing
    Leery drunk people at the weekend
    In casualty wards all over the land.

    Why you cheeky little swine come here
    Im gonna batter you. come here.

    Edit: Wow, whoever typed that up is a fucking moron.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited April 2007
    what

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the needle broke off in me arm, I need a snickeeeeerrrs.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    In all seriousness the risks of smoking cannabis are very real. Obviously, so are the risks of alcohol and tobacco, but still to underestimate the danger of cannabis is incredibly immature.

    What's dangerous about good ole weed?

    Literally dissolves your brain. Can cause all sorts of mental health issues. It's fine in moderation, of course, but to market it as happy-fun-time-no-consequences-here is quite unethical.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You'd better have not just quoted a The Streets track.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited April 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    In all seriousness the risks of smoking cannabis are very real. Obviously, so are the risks of alcohol and tobacco, but still to underestimate the danger of cannabis is incredibly immature.

    What's dangerous about good ole weed?

    Literally dissolves your brain. Can cause all sorts of mental health issues. It's fine in moderation, of course, but to market it as happy-fun-time-no-consequences-here is quite unethical.

    it works for beer ads

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm not going to read that incredibly long passage.

    Speaking of passages.

    vagina

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You'd better have not just quoted a The Streets track.

    who me?

    I didn't.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You'd better have not just quoted a The Streets track.

    O_o

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can promise you I don't know any Streets quotes.

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    “My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.”
    Correlation=causation eh?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You'd better have not just quoted a The Streets track.

    O_o

    You heard me.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sorry papa

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    In Spiderman 3, Mary Jane will get Peter Parker hooked on the potz.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Sorry papa



    Why you always gotta make me hurt you baby?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    aww you missed the picture

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think it would be quite funny to get Spiderman stoned then see him try to swing about. Didn't they do an experiment in the 70s, getting spiders high?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man... I just can't make a 'preschoolers getting hooked on meth' joke... I felt too dirty

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    In Spiderman 3, Mary Jane will get Peter Parker hooked on the potz.
    and then they'll have a gang bang along with aunt may. May will then call Peter by his uncles name.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    aww you missed the picture

    Can't miss it now can I?

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited April 2007
    they got a lot of things high in the 70s

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