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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Like I am sure rapists and murderers don't just get a 4 year ban from a card game.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Ahh, the classic "I wasn't literally Hitler, so I didn't do anything wrong" defense.

    I also like the "it's only a card game, what's the big deal!"/"A FOUR YEAR BAN FROM THIS CARD GAME IS WORSE THAN A PRISON TERM" dichotomy.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Per reddit user whodack, on Humphries banning:

    "Adios, Douche Canoe."

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    The fact that just putting their names into Google or Bing brings up a library of samples of each of them cheating is kind of interesting. Very little full length match play, but TONS of short clips.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Yo fuck talkin about bans, lets talk about supposed commander 2014 spoilers
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    Just found that on tumblr

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I'm impressed there was a stock photo of that.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Those are both some neat cards but I will never play with them. I am just not a fan of EDH/Commander.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Those are both some neat cards but I will never play with them. I am just not a fan of EDH/Commander.

    Is it because you can only play with one Lhurgoyf?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Those are both some neat cards but I will never play with them. I am just not a fan of EDH/Commander.

    Is it because you can only play with one Lhurgoyf?

    I tried playing t once, just not for me.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Only one lhurgoyf

    but there's still NIGHTHOWLER

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Oh, my bad, I was mixing up my goyfs.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    get ya goyfs together

    goyf tribal

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Oh, my bad, I was mixing up my goyfs.

    Ya dun goyf'd, son.

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    APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    I thought Bertoncinni was already banned? Not aware of this Humphries guy (though he seems like a hilarious douchenozzle from those Facebook posts)

    If this is a rebanning... how does this effect his ability to play on the SCG circuit? Because he's been doing well there and it'd be a shame if he gets into their player championship or something while banned from WOTC events for cheating

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Bertoncinni had been unbanned for a little bit, but cheaters gonna cheat.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Humphries had a habit of thumbing non land cards to the top while false shuffling his opponents' decks. He got caught doing it on camera and it turns out he's got a history of doing it. Buh bye.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Holy shit, is that Feldon of Feldon's Cane?

    I'm a goddamn sucker for nostalgia cards. I have a feeling I'm going to be mighty tempted by Commander 2014.

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    APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    On non cheating news,

    Did anyone catch CFBs top 8 Modern cards thing?

    Cause, um, Kahns is crazy represented. Treasure Cruise, Dig Through Time and Jeskai Ascendancy all made the list. Even more interestingly, the group seems to think all three will get banned eventually - with Ascendancy being certain and soon. The arguments for the other two are pretty convincing. Essentially, Cruise is a better Ancestral Vision - which is already banned - and can be played in every single deck, since everyone will just splash blue for it. The problem with banning just Cruise is that Dig is SO good, and it's double blue forces you to play blue decks, that the format will be warped to the point that everyone just plays blue decks so they can Dig.

    Ascendancy's reasons are obvious. Interestingly, they did address the idea of just banning Glittering Wish and felt that even that wouldn't slow the deck down enough

    Edit: once again, I'd like to pint at laugh at all the buffoons at MTGSalvation who whined about Khans not being powerful enough during the spoilers. Congratulations! You are all idiots.

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    TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    Giving red pseudo-reanimation without exiling the creature from the graveyard is actually really nice, since it means that you can abuse ETBs easily with this guy.

    The angel....meh.

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    feldon is really cool

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    I thought Bertoncinni was already banned? Not aware of this Humphries guy (though he seems like a hilarious douchenozzle from those Facebook posts)

    If this is a rebanning... how does this effect his ability to play on the SCG circuit? Because he's been doing well there and it'd be a shame if he gets into their player championship or something while banned from WOTC events for cheating

    He can't play at SCG events anymore, they're DCI events. He's done. It's time for him to play hearthstone.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Giving red pseudo-reanimation without exiling the creature from the graveyard is actually really nice, since it means that you can abuse ETBs easily with this guy.

    The angel....meh.
    I'm glad that it costs mana, so it's at least a little tougher to go full-on Kiki-Jiki with him.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Holy shit, is that Feldon of Feldon's Cane?

    I'm a goddamn sucker for nostalgia cards. I have a feeling I'm going to be mighty tempted by Commander 2014.

    I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.

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    TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Giving red pseudo-reanimation without exiling the creature from the graveyard is actually really nice, since it means that you can abuse ETBs easily with this guy.

    The angel....meh.
    I'm glad that it costs mana, so it's at least a little tougher to go full-on Kiki-Jiki with him.

    I'm mostly thinking on Grixis reanimator decks aka Sedris, that can easily tutor Kiki to the yard...or loot it to the yard on your end step.

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    RawrBearRawrBear Registered User regular
    Banning glittering wish wouldn't fix the problem. When I was testing out the deck I hadn't even thought of the glittering wish tech and it was still consistent as fuck. Actually without wish I'm pretty sure the deck goes off on turn 2 more often (since you never have to wish to set anything up). So while it does lose some consistency, and some resiliency and it's worse without it modern ascendancy would still be winning on 2-3 all the time.... which last I checked was not a thing wizards want's in modern.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular


    TCG Player championship 50k, format is standard

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    RawrBearRawrBear Registered User regular
    Also yeah Feldon is rad... I didn't realize whip of erebos was secretly a red card but meh, red has the tineyest chunk of color pie so I'm not complaining.

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    Blue mapBlue map Hello darkness, my old friend. Registered User regular
    So how is it that problem players who have been repeatedly busted for cheating are still allowed to play? I know mistakes get made sometimes and people deserve second chances, but this clearly isn't a case of that. Like, why not just perma-ban them and be done with it? It's not like the MTG scene is really hurting for talent or anything.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Abzan more like

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    The Betman wrote: »


    TCG Player championship 50k, format is standard

    i am not convinced that 'aggro' list was at all 'aggro'

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    KelorKelor Registered User regular
    The Betman wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Holy shit, is that Feldon of Feldon's Cane?

    I'm a goddamn sucker for nostalgia cards. I have a feeling I'm going to be mighty tempted by Commander 2014.

    I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.

    If this commander set is a love letter to old sets/mythos I'm going to be so jazzed.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Kelor wrote: »
    The Betman wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Holy shit, is that Feldon of Feldon's Cane?

    I'm a goddamn sucker for nostalgia cards. I have a feeling I'm going to be mighty tempted by Commander 2014.

    I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.

    If this commander set is a love letter to old sets/mythos I'm going to be so jazzed.

    Well I mean, they said they're printing a bunch of walkers/people that are mentioned on cards but never actually got cards!

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    APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    RawrBear wrote: »
    Banning glittering wish wouldn't fix the problem. When I was testing out the deck I hadn't even thought of the glittering wish tech and it was still consistent as fuck. Actually without wish I'm pretty sure the deck goes off on turn 2 more often (since you never have to wish to set anything up). So while it does lose some consistency, and some resiliency and it's worse without it modern ascendancy would still be winning on 2-3 all the time.... which last I checked was not a thing wizards want's in modern.


    Yeah that's basically what they said: It wouldn't make much of a difference at all. They (and I here) brought it up because it's been a popular suggestion around the internets of a banning that would nueter the deck without killing it completely. Which as you and they said, it would not do - at least not well enough.

    Now, maybe banning Cruise and Dig would do it? Or Gitaxian Probe? I dunno. Ultimately, I do think it's Ascendancy itself that will go bye-bye

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    RawrBear wrote: »
    Also yeah Feldon is rad... I didn't realize whip of erebos was secretly a red card but meh, red has the tineyest chunk of color pie so I'm not complaining.

    Nah, black has had the Whip effect ever since (IIRC) Mirage with Shallow Grave. Red dips into similar things because it gets the most temporary effects (haste, Kiki tokens, Chandra zero effects, Threaten, etc.); Feldon had to have something to do with graveyard recursion because of the Cane, and tying it in to artifacts makes it more red as well.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Sorry, i was going to try and riff on Abzan but I fell asleep watching that mirror

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    I'm still not sure what Abzan Aggro was trying to do with Popular Aggro Cards 'Elspeth' and 'Liliana Vess'

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    imagine a world where abzan midrange is played in its current form until next september

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    RawrBearRawrBear Registered User regular
    RawrBear wrote: »
    Banning glittering wish wouldn't fix the problem. When I was testing out the deck I hadn't even thought of the glittering wish tech and it was still consistent as fuck. Actually without wish I'm pretty sure the deck goes off on turn 2 more often (since you never have to wish to set anything up). So while it does lose some consistency, and some resiliency and it's worse without it modern ascendancy would still be winning on 2-3 all the time.... which last I checked was not a thing wizards want's in modern.


    Yeah that's basically what they said: It wouldn't make much of a difference at all. They (and I here) brought it up because it's been a popular suggestion around the internets of a banning that would nueter the deck without killing it completely. Which as you and they said, it would not do - at least not well enough.

    Now, maybe banning Cruise and Dig would do it? Or Gitaxian Probe? I dunno. Ultimately, I do think it's Ascendancy itself that will go bye-bye

    Yeah, I've seen a bunch of people suggest it too and it's like O_O nope... It'd be waaay more vulnerable to hate since you cant just wish into a toolbox of problem solvers but it's still gona warp the meta a bunch, and more importantly it's still going to consistently combo out before turn 4 which is supposed to be something that never happens in modern.

    I'm sure they could ban wish and half the cantrips, or ban all the mana dorks and it'd "Fix" the deck while keeping ascendancy legal. But at that point they've thrown the baby out and kept the bathwater cause noones going to play a disruptable dedicated combo deck that can't interact with it's opponent and can't win till turn 4 when you could just play twin.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    No, that was the worst mirror match ever

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