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MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
Oh I'm sorry, because you're black?
HELL NO! Damn alligator BIT MY HAND OFF!

Yeah, WOW GUYS HAND!

This is not healthy for him, really.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    YOU GOT PROBLEMS? EVERYONE GOT PROBLEMS! MY GOD DAMN DOG JUST THREW UP A FINGER! THAT'S A PROBLEM!

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "TOP GITS TONIGHT"

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Its all in the hips.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Thats a hand yep

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That's amazing.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    That's a pretty clean cut

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Croc didn't even want the hand, he just wanted the sedatives.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    See how the fist is clenched...

    see that?

    that's science.

    #pipe on
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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    The best thing for me is the fact its not just the hand but like 40% of his forearm. That did it for me.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    NAWM NAWM NAWM

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Look how contented that crocodile is. Man is high on life and amphetamines.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So I put a ton of ice in my drinks, ice cubes mind you.

    You know what I hate though? You have drink left in the bottom but there's a lot of ice on top of it, you tilt your glass up waiting on the drink to come to you but it has to get around the ice and all.

    Then all of sudden you get an avalanche of ice that splashes the remainder of your drink all over you

    Gets me everytime.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Did he get his eye?

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ow, fuck, that hurts just looking at it.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    he'll get a new hand though

    made o' wood

    real sturdy

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  • BuntaBunta Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Boy, I hope he's right handed, or married.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bunta wrote: »
    Boy, I hope he's right handed, or married.

    I think they make machines that can take care of that sort of thing these days.

    :winky:

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    he'll get a new hand though

    made o' wood

    real sturdy

    OH SHIT LOL

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Bunta wrote: »
    Boy, I hope he's right handed, or married.

    I think they make machines that can take care of that sort of thing these days.

    :winky:
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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    He got the hand re-attached.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Bunta wrote: »
    Boy, I hope he's right handed, or married.

    I think they make machines that can take care of that sort of thing these days.

    :winky:
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    hawt

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Taiwanese Veterinarian action figure, now with realistic battle damage!

    (crocodile sold seperate)

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  • MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Taiwanese Veterinarian action figure, now with realistic battle damage!

    (crocodile sold seperate)

    I lawl'd at that...seriously.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    Lizard eat hand!


    High five!

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The crocodile seems to be keeping it to himself pretty well too, like it is some treasured item that no one else can have. Almost like instead of having a personal vendetta against the guy, he ripped his hand off simply because he couldn't get an autograph.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    give me a hand job and make it snappy

    GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ever since Irwin bought the farm the Alligators and Crocodiles have become a lot more ferocious.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Ever since Irwin bought the farm the Alligators and Crocodiles have become a lot more ferocious.

    Finally! With the one true threat to their goals eliminated, their conquest can begin!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh berk nooooo

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh my god holy shit

    that is a hand in a crocodile

    that crocodile looks pleased

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I guess being a veterinarian at a zoo you would have to do some pretty dangerous stuff on a regular basis.

    "Hey, welcome back! We think one of the lions might be sick, could you go check up on them? Nice to see you got your hand reattached too."

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Berk wrote: »
    give me a hand job and make it snappy

    GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    Berk you... what happened to your goose?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    give me a hand job and make it snappy

    GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    Berk you... what happened to your goose?

    I think you're thinking of Joey, from Friends.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    give me a hand job and make it snappy

    GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    Berk you... what happened to your goose?

    I think you're thinking of Joey, from Friends.

    I never think of anyone from Friends. I make a policy of it.

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Whats nasty is all the meat hanging out the back

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    give me a hand job and make it snappy

    GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    Berk you... what happened to your goose?

    I think you're thinking of Joey, from Friends.

    I never think of anyone from Friends. I make a policy of it.

    lies. You might try not to think about Friends, but there's nothing wrong with thinking about Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston...preferably at the same time.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    give me a hand job and make it snappy

    GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    Berk you... what happened to your goose?

    I think you're thinking of Joey, from Friends.

    I never think of anyone from Friends. I make a policy of it.

    lies. You might try not to think about Friends, but there's nothing wrong with thinking about Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston...preferably at the same time.

    Jennifer Aniston is an annoying twat and I was happy when Bradd Pitt broke up with her. I have no strong feelings about Courtney Cox.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    give me a hand job and make it snappy

    GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    Berk you... what happened to your goose?

    I think you're thinking of Joey, from Friends.

    I never think of anyone from Friends. I make a policy of it.

    lies. You might try not to think about Friends, but there's nothing wrong with thinking about Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston...preferably at the same time.

    Jennifer Aniston is an annoying twat and I was happy when Bradd Pitt broke up with her. I have no strong feelings about Courtney Cox.

    Sheesh, learn to objectify women. :P
    I'm totally not serious
    Well...not totally...

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  • nohandsmcgeenohandsmcgee __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    This kid at the ice rink i work at, lost 3 and a half fingers yesterday.

    somehow got his hand stuck in the Zamboni. Seriously. yes i know, hes a buttface.

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