The Game Awards, The Playstation Experience and the end of the year hype train

Johnny Chopsocky

-Tal wrote: »

I want adam boyes to have a long excruciating talk with david jaffe about how to behave on stage

That bad word certainly did ruin my innocence.

I mean all the footage of people being rendered into bloody shards was okay but hearing that bad word before I could get my earmuffs on is probably going to soil my soul forever.

-Tal

don't forget the announcement that persona 5 will have a worldwide release

-Tal

Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

I want adam boyes to have a long excruciating talk with david jaffe about how to behave on stage

That bad word certainly did ruin my innocence.

I mean all the footage of people being rendered into bloody shards was okay but hearing that bad word before I could get my earmuffs on is probably going to soil my soul forever.

I doubt that it affected you to that extent

Mr. G

Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

I want adam boyes to have a long excruciating talk with david jaffe about how to behave on stage

That bad word certainly did ruin my innocence.

I mean all the footage of people being rendered into bloody shards was okay but hearing that bad word before I could get my earmuffs on is probably going to soil my soul forever.

Multiple things can be bad

Professor Snugglesworth

Muddy Water wrote: »

Professor Snugglesworth wrote: »

This would have been the best conference of the year, but the double trolling of Persona 5 and FFVII took me out of focus twice.

I kind of love Square as much as I hate them right now for what they must have known was a deliberately planned reveal but still.

And Persona 5 is an actual game last I checked. You couldn't have shown something?

That FF7 troll made this the greatest conference of all time.

Yeah I mean....it's like being part of a prank that ends with you getting punched in the stomach.

I can appreciate the masterful planning of the joke, but at the same time I'm rubbing my sides from the pain.

BlankZoe

Man

I like Drawn to Death, in theory

But man I hate the specific type of Notebook Doodle they chose

Don't go with the dude who had greasy long hair and wore his torn Slayer shirt every other day of the week

JayKaos

Damnit. They're finally making another Godzilla game and it's just PS3/PS4.

UnbreakableVow

I'm actually pretty happy about the FFVII port

One because it's one of my favorite games ever, so a better port of it will be nice

Two because I'm guessing it will have Trophies

Three because as much as I'd love a remake, they still have FFXV and KH3 to work on and I'd rather have those

Uriel

JayKaos wrote: »

Damnit. They're finally making another Godzilla game and it's just PS3/PS4.

don't worry

it probably wont be good.

BlankZoe

Also

One is very stylized cartoon violence in a video game

The other is an actual slur that is pretty offensive and potentially harmful to people

Not really the same thing

Uriel

Godzilla games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVNm7VwS-Nk

Diarmuid

Blankzilla wrote: »

Man

I like Drawn to Death, in theory

But man I hate the specific type of Notebook Doodle they chose

Don't go with the dude who had greasy long hair and wore his torn Slayer shirt every other day of the week

Uh, this is a David Jaffe game.

Mr. G

But really

guys

really, guys

http://a.pomf.se/kvxgnv.gif

BlankZoe

Diarmuid wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

Man

I like Drawn to Death, in theory

But man I hate the specific type of Notebook Doodle they chose

Don't go with the dude who had greasy long hair and wore his torn Slayer shirt every other day of the week

Uh, this is a David Jaffe game.

That doesn't change that I really dislike the style they chose?

-Tal

even if he didn't drop a slur the way he acted on stage was just incredibly unprofessional and not in line with the rest of the conference at all

he's supposed to be a grown man but he talked like a 14 year old who's discovered swearing

JayKaos

Uriel wrote: »

JayKaos wrote: »

Damnit. They're finally making another Godzilla game and it's just PS3/PS4.

don't worry

it probably wont be good.

Hmmm

Yeah probably not. Still!

Professor Snugglesworth

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

I'm actually pretty happy about the FFVII port

One because it's one of my favorite games ever, so a better port of it will be nice

Two because I'm guessing it will have Trophies

Three because as much as I'd love a remake, they still have FFXV and KH3 to work on and I'd rather have those

I would have loved very much if there was some kind of humble, hopeful message there.

That the guy presenting would close out with: "Sorry that it's not the Remake....but we hear you."

Now comes the part where people wonder if the PS4 re-release will include a hidden trailer or something.

Professor Snugglesworth

I still wish they would at least re-translate the game.

That's like bare minimum effort and I would buy it right quick.

UnbreakableVow

Snugglesworth

If you don't take this whole thing as a very clear sign to stop hoping for a VII remake, I don't know what to tell you

ph blake

Blankzilla wrote: »

Man

I like Drawn to Death, in theory

But man I hate the specific type of Notebook Doodle they chose

Don't go with the dude who had greasy long hair and wore his torn Slayer shirt every other day of the week

It reminds me of DmC in that the aesthetic is so over the top juvenile that my brain goes "oh so this is for 14 year olds" and just shuts off and rolls with it.

It also helps that the gameplay looks really fun.

Balefuego

is the actual keynote up and archived anywhere, thats the thing I want to watch

Professor Snugglesworth

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Snugglesworth

If you don't take this whole thing as a very clear sign to stop hoping for a VII remake, I don't know what to tell you

Keeping the awareness of FFVII alive only strengthens the argument, not negate it.

It would be one thing if they just ignored the series wholesale.

THESPOOKY

Blankzilla wrote: »

Diarmuid wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

Man

I like Drawn to Death, in theory

But man I hate the specific type of Notebook Doodle they chose

Don't go with the dude who had greasy long hair and wore his torn Slayer shirt every other day of the week

Uh, this is a David Jaffe game.

That doesn't change that I really dislike the style they chose?

I think he's saying that no other style was a possibility as a result.

Diarmuid

Blankzilla wrote: »

Diarmuid wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

Man

I like Drawn to Death, in theory

But man I hate the specific type of Notebook Doodle they chose

Don't go with the dude who had greasy long hair and wore his torn Slayer shirt every other day of the week

Uh, this is a David Jaffe game.

That doesn't change that I really dislike the style they chose?

No, but it wouldn't have been anything else.

Professor Snugglesworth

But keep in mind it's also them saying "yeah it ain't happening anytime soon".

AtomicTofu

Balefuego wrote: »

is the actual keynote up and archived anywhere, thats the thing I want to watch

http://www.twitch.tv/playstation/v/3589809

Mr. G

Mr. G wrote: »

But really

guys

really, guys

http://a.pomf.se/kvxgnv.gif

oh my god i just noticed that the gun flips out of his hands and drake catches it

WeedLordVegeta

There will never be an FFVII remake

the rerelease is a cheap, easy way to make to some money to fund other projects

AtomicTofu

Professor Snugglesworth wrote: »

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Snugglesworth

If you don't take this whole thing as a very clear sign to stop hoping for a VII remake, I don't know what to tell you

Keeping the awareness of FFVII alive only strengthens the argument, not negate it.

It would be one thing if they just ignored the series wholesale.

No, it just means they're willing to keep taking money from people who inexplicably buy the same game over and over again

UnbreakableVow

Now who wants to take guesses as to what the Secret Mystery Game is at 4:00 PM tomorrow?

Diarmuid

Square should totally remake FFVIII

Because fuck all of you

ChicoBlue

AtomicTofu wrote: »

Professor Snugglesworth wrote: »

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Snugglesworth

If you don't take this whole thing as a very clear sign to stop hoping for a VII remake, I don't know what to tell you

Keeping the awareness of FFVII alive only strengthens the argument, not negate it.

It would be one thing if they just ignored the series wholesale.

No, it just means they're willing to keep taking money from people who inexplicably buy the same game over and over again

FF fans are people who adore repetition.

UnbreakableVow

AtomicTofu wrote: »

Professor Snugglesworth wrote: »

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Snugglesworth

If you don't take this whole thing as a very clear sign to stop hoping for a VII remake, I don't know what to tell you

Keeping the awareness of FFVII alive only strengthens the argument, not negate it.

It would be one thing if they just ignored the series wholesale.

No, it just means they're willing to keep taking money from people who inexplicably buy the same game over and over again

'Cause it's a rad game

Same reason I buy other games repeatedly

SyphonBlue

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Now who wants to take guesses as to what the Secret Mystery Game is at 4:00 PM tomorrow?

Definitely The Last Guardian

Mr. G

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Now who wants to take guesses as to what the Secret Mystery Game is at 4:00 PM tomorrow?

Probably Drawn to Death

august

When Square is finally desperate enough remake FFVII they won't have the budget to make it.

JayKaos

august wrote: »

When Square is finally desperate enough remake FFVII they won't have the budget to make it.

That's what Kickstarter is for.

Diarmuid

Those free EA games are totally free right now btw.

Uriel

Diarmuid wrote: »

Those free EA games are totally free right now btw.

Only a racing game for Vita

I'm not good at racing games.

WeedLordVegeta

If I'm not getting Skies of Arcadia 2, you sure as hell aren't getting a piece of shit like FF7 remastered