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Adam Roberts [chat]

I just watched Interstellar and it reminded me that I do enjoy myself a weird sci-fi book every now and again.

You should read Stone, by Adam Roberts.

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It's about a post-scarcity pangalactic nanotech utopia where everyone's happy except the protagonist, who is imprisoned inside a star for being the only living human who's ever committed murder.

And (s)he gets sprung.

Everyone is as hedonistic and bizarre as you'd expect immortal jobless humans to be. There is a nose-sex planet.

He also wrote a book about Earth having perpendicular gravity, and a future where people get decapitated for their crimes and then become a headless undercaste.

This dude is lots of fun, read his books (the science isn't always solid through and through but it's usually a decent handwave).

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2014
    I refuse to handwave science

    I saw him across a party once and handwaved and he looked away and never handwaved back

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I refuse to handwave science

    I saw him across a party once and handwaved and he looked away and never handwaved back

    Science is such a bitch.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Speaking of

    How goes the traitor project

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    EM - I wanted this chat to be about leopards. 0/10. Would not nominate to make a chat again.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    EM - I wanted this chat to be about leopards. 0/10. Would not nominate to make a chat again.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    EM - I wanted this chat to be about leopards. 0/10. Would not nominate to make a chat again.

    here:

    nL8X0LR.jpg

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I just watched Interstellar and it reminded me that I do enjoy myself a weird sci-fi book every now and again.

    You should read Stone, by Adam Roberts.

    stone.jpg

    It's about a post-scarcity pangalactic nanotech utopia where everyone's happy except the protagonist, who is imprisoned inside a star for being the only living human who's ever committed murder.

    And (s)he gets sprung.

    Everyone is as hedonistic and bizarre as you'd expect immortal jobless humans to be. There is a nose-sex planet.

    He also wrote a book about Earth having perpendicular gravity, and a future where people get decapitated for their crimes and then become a headless undercaste.

    This dude is lots of fun, read his books (the science isn't always solid through and through but it's usually a decent handwave).

    Tell me more about how we can make this punishment system a reality. It sounds amazing.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    knitdan wrote: »
    Speaking of

    How goes the traitor project

    Poorly as I have done nothing will all my sweet sample data as I started making keychain tools to consume it and put it in the format I needed it and then because that was boring I got distracted by the craptitude of life followed by the obsession of Destiny.

    I hope to do something more meaningful on it over the giftmas break

    EDIT: Also the secret words people have sent me have ranged from the predictable to the bizarre.

    Apothe0sis on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have read so many comics from Marvel Unlimited this month.

    So many I missed. All so good.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Looked it up on amazon.

    Available on kindle.

    Published by Hachette.

    Amazon 1, Hachette 0

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

    it has a no sex party

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

    America has an 'oh nos, sex' party.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    There is a nose-sex planet.
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    Your political party's emblem could be a nose with a penis inserted up one nostril, a nipple up the other.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

    it has a no sex party

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    And the (cryptolibertarian) Sex Party.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Gets Sprung is an interesting phrase.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

    Not as yet.

    But at the same time, Objectivists aren't called the "Rape and Monologue Party" so maybe I will coin a more exciting term

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    There is a nose-sex planet.
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    Your political party's emblem could be a nose with a penis inserted up one nostril, a nipple up the other.

    keep going

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    hah.

    So, i'm doing these videos on "hidden gems of gaming", overlooked or obscure games...

    My next one is on a game i ddin't like that much and it's growing on me.

    Weird!

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

    it has a no sex party

    Stable-Pop-Image.gif

    Malthusians are still around?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I just had some chili


    and there were beans


    like god intended

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    The Australian Future Party says we should build a new, better capital city called Turing that is between Sydney and Canberra and it should be entirely well architected for technology and quality of life and so forth.

    Which sounds like a cool idea.

    Except that it is insane.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    hah.

    So, i'm doing these videos on "hidden gems of gaming", overlooked or obscure games...

    My next one is on a game i ddin't like that much and it's growing on me.

    Weird!

    Have you ever heard of a game called Planescape: Torment?

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

    it has a no sex party

    Stable-Pop-Image.gif

    Malthusians are still around?

    I'm a little Malthusianish.

    If we don't, someday, go a little bit China on people's reproductive rights, that it'll probably become a big problem.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    The Australian Future Party says we should build a new, better capital city called Turing that is between Sydney and Canberra and it should be entirely well architected for technology and quality of life and so forth.

    Which sounds like a cool idea.

    Except that it is insane.

    sounds swag to me

    they need a beer fountain

    lol also bed

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    man

    the rock is like

    the coolest dude in the world

    poo
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

    it has a no sex party

    Stable-Pop-Image.gif

    I GET THIS JOKE

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod

    this makes me feel squirmy and uncomfortable

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    man

    the rock is like

    the coolest dude in the world

    He is the peoples' dude.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    The Australian Future Party says we should build a new, better capital city called Turing that is between Sydney and Canberra and it should be entirely well architected for technology and quality of life and so forth.

    Which sounds like a cool idea.

    Except that it is insane.

    Insane because it's moving the capitol or insane because it's being pitched like Dubai on steroids and it's going to be the biggest bestest city in the world?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    aztechnology is blood

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    EM - I wanted this chat to be about leopards. 0/10. Would not nominate to make a chat again.

    here:

    nL8X0LR.jpg

    amur-leopardXL_233224.jpg?1345580767

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    I read two books by Tony Ballantyne called Twisted Metal and the other called Blood and Iron about a robot planet called Penrose, and a war of aggression between different societies of robots to impose one's philosophy on the rest of the world. They have no idea about organic life at all. And some live in a city-state called Turing.

    As it turns out it was weird and no particularly compelling and I can't really recommend it. I don't really even know what it was supposed to be all about.

    Edit: Oh, and the third book has been delayed because of the author's wife's ill health. Which I find to be a personal insult.

    Apothe0sis on
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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    this makes me feel squirmy and uncomfortable

    It's just calling out for a Too Many Cooks parody remix

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I will read these books EM

    And then I shall base my subsequent political affiliations from the politics within the books.

    does Australia have a nose sex party

    America has an 'oh nos, sex' party.

    Also a political party named the Sex Party.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    EM - I wanted this chat to be about leopards. 0/10. Would not nominate to make a chat again.

    here:

    nL8X0LR.jpg

    Sadly not the Canadian ones so no snow Leopards.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ronya wrote: »
    EM - I wanted this chat to be about leopards. 0/10. Would not nominate to make a chat again.

    here:

    nL8X0LR.jpg

    amur-leopardXL_233224.jpg?1345580767

    That is what I was looking for.

    EM - take notes.

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