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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    fuck her sister, mother and daughter if she has one

    Raneados on
  • ZetaZeta Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck her sister, mother and daughter if she has one

    All at once or should I pass them out numbered tickets?

    Zeta on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    A while ago at work I was just thinking about things, and family guy popped in my head. I started thinking about the episode brian gets a dog pregnant, then I remembered the episode that brian dates that really dumb chick and I stopped. I thought, 'Wouldn't it be cool if I could be like brian, and date two species.' Then I realized I basically said, 'Wouldn't it be cool if I could fuck dogs?'

    Filler Inc. on
  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    seriously, all I can think about is Megan

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I mean, she is my number one thought

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    all i can think is

    BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE

    god make it stop

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    ?

    Balefuego on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zeta wrote: »
    I am trying to think of the radest way possible to get back at a now ex gf for cheating on me. Help me, internet!

    break into her house and kill her with a knife

    Fallout on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    then fuck her guts

    Homeless on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    write satan's name on the wall in her blood and shit

    Fallout on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    then drop her body on her family's porch, ring the doorbell, slit your throat and masturbate until you die

    Homeless on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    don't forget to set the house and yourself on fire

    Fallout on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    plus I get to have sex tonight! bonus.

    :O

    when did this start?

    is borfase visiting?

    nah I have a girlfriend now

    but keep it on the "dl"

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • SunxineSunxine Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    [QUOTE=Larlar;13734125.[/B] "Spoonerism" is a gretty preat word.[/QUOTE]

    I see what you did there. :P

    Sunxine on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm still thinking of She-Hulk on Emma Frost action

    Meissnerd on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zeta wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck her sister, mother and daughter if she has one

    All at once or should I pass them out numbered tickets?

    You probably deserved it.

    Wait, that was mean.

    What did you do to deserve it?

    Bloods End on
  • ZetaZeta Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Zeta wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck her sister, mother and daughter if she has one

    All at once or should I pass them out numbered tickets?

    You probably deserved it.

    Wait, that was mean.

    What did you do to deserve it?

    Apparently just not go with her to a party (I got exams). She got drunk and this guy was there that has been hitting on her for a looong time. She calls me up the next day all like "a-bloo bloo bloo I am so sorry I was drunk and I didn't know what I was doing please forgive me a-bloo bloo bloo."

    Zeta on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    bloo bloo bloo has become the most annoying phrase in all existence

    bongi on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bloo bloo bloo has become the most annoying phrase in all existence

    what about

    This x is made of x and x
    eg: This post is made of win and awesome

    #pipe on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zeta wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Zeta wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck her sister, mother and daughter if she has one

    All at once or should I pass them out numbered tickets?

    You probably deserved it.

    Wait, that was mean.

    What did you do to deserve it?

    Apparently just not go with her to a party (I got exams). She got drunk and this guy was there that has been hitting on her for a looong time. She calls me up the next day all like "a-bloo bloo bloo I am so sorry I was drunk and I didn't know what I was doing please forgive me a-bloo bloo bloo."

    and they had the sex? is that what happened

    FAQ on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    that is not nearly so pestery

    bongi on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    a bloo bloo bloo bongi

    Randall_Flagg on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    that is not nearly so pastry

    potatoe on
  • ZetaZeta Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Zeta wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Zeta wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck her sister, mother and daughter if she has one

    All at once or should I pass them out numbered tickets?

    You probably deserved it.

    Wait, that was mean.

    What did you do to deserve it?

    Apparently just not go with her to a party (I got exams). She got drunk and this guy was there that has been hitting on her for a looong time. She calls me up the next day all like "a-bloo bloo bloo I am so sorry I was drunk and I didn't know what I was doing please forgive me a-bloo bloo bloo."

    and they had the sex? is that what happened

    They had sex. That is what happened.




    in the butt.

    Zeta on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    that is not nearly so pederasty

    #pipe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    that is not nearly so puddingtasty

    potatoe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    1st thought of the day: fuck that was the coolest dream ever, followed by the shittiest

    2nd thought: is 11 too early to start drinking on a saturday?

    potatoe on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    here's a thought

    I just had a shower and now i think I've given myself a cold my fucking throat is killing me

    stupid shitty immune system

    FAQ on
  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    1st thought, Arby's isn't open at 9?
    2nd thought, Tim Hortons REALLY needs to install some sort of debit system here. Seriously, you have debit everywhere else in Canada, and this town is a lot more populated than the other places I've been to.

    Sir Red of the Manti on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Last thought before bed:
    "Man, I hope I get paid/laid for this photography gig, 3 hours is a lot of photoshopping to not get paid/laid."

    #pipe on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zeta wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Zeta wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Zeta wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck her sister, mother and daughter if she has one

    All at once or should I pass them out numbered tickets?

    You probably deserved it.

    Wait, that was mean.

    What did you do to deserve it?

    Apparently just not go with her to a party (I got exams). She got drunk and this guy was there that has been hitting on her for a looong time. She calls me up the next day all like "a-bloo bloo bloo I am so sorry I was drunk and I didn't know what I was doing please forgive me a-bloo bloo bloo."

    and they had the sex? is that what happened

    They had sex. That is what happened.




    in the butt.

    And for this you need to get revenge?

    ...:?

    Bloods End on
  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Last thought: that was a really great sandwich.

    jimninja on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    1st thought, Arby's isn't open at 9?
    2nd thought, Tim Hortons REALLY needs to install some sort of debit system here. Seriously, you have debit everywhere else in Canada, and this town is a lot more populated than the other places I've been to.

    they effing need credit card acceptance
    i don't understand why they don't

    mully on
  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Larlar wrote: »

    What did you think about today? (Exclude boobs.)

    How much I enjoy buying condoms. I always seem to wind up being rung up by some sorority girl or old lady, the horrified looks I get should be insulting but I just find them hilarious.
    Zeta wrote: »
    I am trying to think of the radest way possible to get back at a now ex gf for cheating on me. Help me, internet!


    1. Take the naked photography/video you took of her and pass it out like candy.
    2. Move on.

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  • CrimsonKingCrimsonKing Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    1-5:
    Why the fuck is Don Imus fired.
    6-10:
    Being back in Jersey sucks.

    I was in Greece for ten days on a cruise and had just gotten off a ten hour plane ride so my thoughts were...that.

    CrimsonKing on
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  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    1. God life sucks what am I going to do college is hard I hate where I live what am I going to do with my life I need to get out of here is true love real.

    2. Life Cinnamon is the mouse's tits!

    Eastern Glow on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Don Imus got fired for being a racist/chauvinist cockhole

    yay

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Never stay at a hotel with "1/2" at the end of the address

    BusterK on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    1. Sunflower seeds are pretty good

    2. hey, why is my garbage can full of seed shells

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    1) I licked the end of the phone charger absentmindedly and got an electric shock

    2) now I have a craving for donuts

    can we explain this with science?

    Raneados on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Donuts can be used to treat electrical burns.

    BYToady on
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