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ITT Register Biscuit Rampage
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Hey. You.
Yes, you, asshole.
You bought a watch at the drugstore? Ok.
You want me to set it for you?
Didn't know people were that lazy, but fine.
What's that?
I'm not done ringing, and you want to know if I've set it for you?
Before I even finish taking care of the rest of your shit?
No. I haven't set the fucking watch yet. I've been busy with the rest of your $78 purchase.
Know what? Kill yourself.
Fucking bitch.
Yes, you, asshole.
You bought a watch at the drugstore? Ok.
You want me to set it for you?
Didn't know people were that lazy, but fine.
What's that?
I'm not done ringing, and you want to know if I've set it for you?
Before I even finish taking care of the rest of your shit?
No. I haven't set the fucking watch yet. I've been busy with the rest of your $78 purchase.
Know what? Kill yourself.
Fucking bitch.
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All you do is bitch
Kill yourself.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Starting it off with bitching is just stupid and annoying
But fuck, I wasn't even done with the rest of her shit.
I mean, does it look like I've had a fucking chance to set the watch?
No. I've was busy ringing up everything else, and there was still more to ring.
This one chick wanted a discount for buying a grand total of two things and I didn't know whether or not she was joking
She wasn't
Is it that hard to say, "Oh, wow. I guess I won't get it if it's that price."
Especially after I said, "Ma'am, our sale prices aren't working. What do you have that was on sale?"
Why the hell do you not tell me that your makeup was on sale, and then come in 2 minutes later, cut in front of the person that I'm ringing, and demand that I fix the mistake like you're queen bitch of the world?
And that day was the worst day ever.
Confused old people all swarming the store not being able to find things and goddamn.
a week later her and her mom come in
Her mom (they were hispanic, so she had a thick accent) was saying how the girl traded it in yesterday and she wants to get it back. She has the receipt. I say "Well, this wasn't yesterday. This was like a week ago." and she says, "No, it was Friday." so I said, "Okay, it was five days ago. I can't do anything for this." and she says, "You give her so little money and it is so expensive and she cries and cries for it I want you to give it back." and I say, "Ma'am, I agree that our trade in prices are ridiculous and I would love to give it back to you but I can't." and she says, "If you don't give it back to me I'm going to get the law." and I said, "There is nothing I can do. It is all in the computer and there are no buttons I can press to give it to you. I already said I would, but there's no way I am capable of doing it." and she says, "She cries and cries and I will get the law."
so then she apparently leaves to get the law
then she comes back and just buys it.
I would have loved for a lawyer to come in
Where do you work again?
What
having been a customer service rep i can safely say fuck them customers
It was better than selling cell phones at Circuit City, which I had done the previous year.
I worked at customer service at Circuit City for like four hours
it wasn't actual customer service it was just being a cashier
i hear that
"sir if you get two of these size candy bars instead of one large and one small it will be cheaper since the king size candy bars are on sale"
"oh... FINE FINE YOU MADE YOUR SALE BWUH HUH GUFFAW"
Bought an enema kit, and two things of mineral oil to go with it.
I'm like, "Well, I know what he's doing tonight."
Did you masturbate afterwards
Servicing your mother
Preparing for his colonoscopy?
So you were imagining things going up this guys ass.
That sounds about right for you.
this girl walks in, sorta cute
leans over the counter, huge smile, she might have been a little tweaked out or something
"WHERE'S YOUR TAMPONS!??"
Did you gently squeeze yourself as you thought of the liquid streaming out his ass
and her gaping cancerous asshole
yeah, exactly
yes sir trust me I DO in fact get paid in stock for meeting my sales quota!!!! that i don't have
also it impresses my boss! who isn't here.
nga plz
He comes back, and my boss is doing the usual (talking to "customers" (his friends) and not actually doing work) while I'm helping the ten other people in the store. The guy comes up to me and I say, "Picking up the PS3 now?" and he says "Yeah." but then he turns and looks at my boss and then says "Do you get paid commission?" and I say no, so he says, "Okay, you can sell it to me."
oh thank you sir, i was hoping you'd try and get the man that doesn't do work more money
HAHAHAHA OH GOD