Once SKFM finds a joke, he closes his hands about its throat and throttles it in a cold, unblinking fury, until not only has life fled its slumped form but his fingers have crushed and pressed and dug so far that he can feel bone
boom
roasted
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Once SKFM finds a joke, he closes his hands about its throat and throttles it in a cold, unblinking fury, until not only has life fled its slumped form but his fingers have crushed and pressed and dug so far that he can feel bone
Once @evil multifarious finds a joke he can't even grab it because his arms are too stubby.
Once SKFM finds a joke, he closes his hands about its throat and throttles it in a cold, unblinking fury, until not only has life fled its slumped form but his fingers have crushed and pressed and dug so far that he can feel bone
it's kind of like that movie timecop
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a friend of mine wanted to register firstnamesurname.com but someone is squatting on the domain and has done literally nothing with it (my friend's twitter comes up before this site on google)
just from a purely "trying to be found on the internet" point of view, would he be better off going firstnamesurname.net or something like firstnameinitialsurname.com or firstnamesurnamecomedy.com
i am thinking firstnamesurnamecomedy.com just because of how ubiquitous .com is?
I think firstnamesurnamecomedy is too long, unless the name is like JoeSmithComedy
Like, I would go for something more short that has either jut the first or last name in it and not both.
10 letters, three syllables for the name that has a bit of a ring to it I think? I'd obviously rather not post it here
so wait, 10 letters for the name, then 6 for comedy.
It feels long, and like the person didn't have options.
It's a shame .comedy didn't happen when the recent glut of top level domain additions. That would have been perfect.
nothing's been done yet so i'm just scoping out options
i feel like firstnamesurnamecomedy would be better than firstnameinitialsurname just because comedy is more memorable than a middle initial but i'm really just spitballing there
is surnamecomedy.com an option?
not really
out of context, his surname could mean a few different things
a friend of mine wanted to register firstnamesurname.com but someone is squatting on the domain and has done literally nothing with it (my friend's twitter comes up before this site on google)
just from a purely "trying to be found on the internet" point of view, would he be better off going firstnamesurname.net or something like firstnameinitialsurname.com or firstnamesurnamecomedy.com
i am thinking firstnamesurnamecomedy.com just because of how ubiquitous .com is?
I think firstnamesurnamecomedy is too long, unless the name is like JoeSmithComedy
Like, I would go for something more short that has either jut the first or last name in it and not both.
10 letters, three syllables for the name that has a bit of a ring to it I think? I'd obviously rather not post it here
so wait, 10 letters for the name, then 6 for comedy.
It feels long, and like the person didn't have options.
It's a shame .comedy didn't happen when the recent glut of top level domain additions. That would have been perfect.
nothing's been done yet so i'm just scoping out options
i feel like firstnamesurnamecomedy would be better than firstnameinitialsurname just because comedy is more memorable than a middle initial but i'm really just spitballing there
is surnamecomedy.com an option?
not really
out of context, his surname could mean a few different things
fistingcomedy.com
irishfistingcomedy.com
I was going to say you got czar'd, but that was actually deliberate. . .
a friend of mine wanted to register firstnamesurname.com but someone is squatting on the domain and has done literally nothing with it (my friend's twitter comes up before this site on google)
just from a purely "trying to be found on the internet" point of view, would he be better off going firstnamesurname.net or something like firstnameinitialsurname.com or firstnamesurnamecomedy.com
i am thinking firstnamesurnamecomedy.com just because of how ubiquitous .com is?
I think firstnamesurnamecomedy is too long, unless the name is like JoeSmithComedy
Like, I would go for something more short that has either jut the first or last name in it and not both.
10 letters, three syllables for the name that has a bit of a ring to it I think? I'd obviously rather not post it here
so wait, 10 letters for the name, then 6 for comedy.
It feels long, and like the person didn't have options.
It's a shame .comedy didn't happen when the recent glut of top level domain additions. That would have been perfect.
nothing's been done yet so i'm just scoping out options
i feel like firstnamesurnamecomedy would be better than firstnameinitialsurname just because comedy is more memorable than a middle initial but i'm really just spitballing there
is surnamecomedy.com an option?
not really
out of context, his surname could mean a few different things
fistingcomedy.com
irishfistingcomedy.com
it's just fisting with whiskey!
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
why dogs are the worst: exhibit a
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
a friend of mine wanted to register firstnamesurname.com but someone is squatting on the domain and has done literally nothing with it (my friend's twitter comes up before this site on google)
just from a purely "trying to be found on the internet" point of view, would he be better off going firstnamesurname.net or something like firstnameinitialsurname.com or firstnamesurnamecomedy.com
i am thinking firstnamesurnamecomedy.com just because of how ubiquitous .com is?
I think firstnamesurnamecomedy is too long, unless the name is like JoeSmithComedy
Like, I would go for something more short that has either jut the first or last name in it and not both.
10 letters, three syllables for the name that has a bit of a ring to it I think? I'd obviously rather not post it here
so wait, 10 letters for the name, then 6 for comedy.
It feels long, and like the person didn't have options.
It's a shame .comedy didn't happen when the recent glut of top level domain additions. That would have been perfect.
nothing's been done yet so i'm just scoping out options
i feel like firstnamesurnamecomedy would be better than firstnameinitialsurname just because comedy is more memorable than a middle initial but i'm really just spitballing there
is surnamecomedy.com an option?
not really
out of context, his surname could mean a few different things
Once SKFM finds a joke, he closes his hands about its throat and throttles it in a cold, unblinking fury, until not only has life fled its slumped form but his fingers have crushed and pressed and dug so far that he can feel bone
it's kind of like that movie timecop
I heard they were remaking time cop, but starring a Russian monarch who mostly eats pretzels.
The figure features over 30 points of articulation and a variety of accessories allowing you to transform the Iron Giant into all of his notable incarnations. You’ll receive two interchangeable heads with light-up eyes, a magnetic “S” that can be detached from a Seafood sign and attached to his chest, switch-out “War Arm” when things get tense, a Hogarth mini-figure that sits perfectly in his hand, and of course, a girder to munch on. Additionally, the figure includes a sound feature with favorite Iron Giant quotes from the film.
also the dog rescue posted a picture of my wife and i with our dogs to their facebook page, announcing that we had adopted Ranger
and someone is commenting that we gave him a bad name
talk shit get hit motherfucker
person would have probably named the dog something stupid and the dog would have been miserable because they were adopted into a shit family full of garbage people
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Once @evil multifarious finds a joke he can't even grab it because his arms are too stubby.
Boom. Roasted.
We are a Post house and I ain't havin no Kellog in my pantry I tell you hwat
it's kind of like that movie timecop
I was going to say you got czar'd, but that was actually deliberate. . .
*moment of panic*
@chanus is so old he told the first joke.
Boom. Roasted.
it's just fisting with whiskey!
double fisting whiskey more like it
that bougie malaise
incroyable
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
They cause people to be distracted and not look ahead of themselves while riding bikes in the city. That's really dangerous!
did i fucking stutter
As though one has used the sailing apparatus of a boat to prepare a rotating meat
I heard they were remaking time cop, but starring a Russian monarch who mostly eats pretzels.
a reinterpretation of king midas
everything he pees on turns to gold
probably hoping someone would contact them about buying it
http://mondotees.com/blogs/news/18676695-the-iron-giant-deluxe-figure-pre-sale-info?mc_cid=3fc5b08a55&mc_eid=1a7d2e5959
The figure features over 30 points of articulation and a variety of accessories allowing you to transform the Iron Giant into all of his notable incarnations. You’ll receive two interchangeable heads with light-up eyes, a magnetic “S” that can be detached from a Seafood sign and attached to his chest, switch-out “War Arm” when things get tense, a Hogarth mini-figure that sits perfectly in his hand, and of course, a girder to munch on. Additionally, the figure includes a sound feature with favorite Iron Giant quotes from the film.
i'll kill you
Might be his name and he doesn't want anybody do to anything with it?
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
im sorry this sounds really dickish
i cant wait to see the finished product, i dont recognize the finished half of it, i assume its from a movie i havent seen?
Gambling that if they buy enough of them they can gouge anyone who wants to use one to put a website up and come out ahead.
is this what you want to hear when you post art that you made?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Maybe he really hates you, personally, and doesn't want you to be able to have the correct website?
and someone is commenting that we gave him a bad name
talk shit get hit motherfucker
ask @deebaser
id like to see you try
what if ranger posted that
person would have probably named the dog something stupid and the dog would have been miserable because they were adopted into a shit family full of garbage people
he can't go and i'm swerving my way into trying to take his place as like, a one-day intern
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
twitch.tv/tehsloth
oh
my
god
fuuuuuuck