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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    i was agreeing with the fact that russell brand is probably a sex monster

    Oh yea.

    That part is for certain.

    Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not a youngin any more.

    I wish I was... *sigh*

    show dem abs

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Predicting Northeastern weather in spring and fall is impossible

    it might be 60 and sunny or there might be a foot of snow on the ground

    In march/april I've even seen it veer from one of those to the other in a matter of a couple days

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    i was agreeing with the fact that russell brand is probably a sex monster

    His childish antics during their break-up soured me on him a bit.

    I love r brand he always seems smarter than you'd expect in interviews and shit

    and get him to the greek is the pinnacle of the cinematic form

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Also, I don't actually own anything designed for snow or ice.

    This should be interesting

    meep!

    We have extra winter coats, if you require short term use of the garb of our people.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    i packed too warm for pax last year and had to borrow an insanely comfortable hoodie from chu for walking around.

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    sooo, I'll need advice about how to survive being up there for 4 days (we're there from Thursday to Monday so we have a day to spend with spool's mom) because cold = crippling pain for me

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Hello, end of thread. I remember when you were a start of thread. May you be guided swiftly 'cross the River Styx.

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Also, I don't actually own anything designed for snow or ice.

    This should be interesting

    meep!

    We have extra winter coats, if you require short term use of the garb of our people.

    *clings*

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    mittens and wool socks

    oh and a balaclava (for the bank robbery we're going to commit)

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, I'll need advice about how to survive being up there for 4 days (we're there from Thursday to Monday so we have a day to spend with spool's mom) because cold = crippling pain for me

    line clothes with chemical hand warmers

    pros: toasty

    cons: you might catch on fire

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, I'll need advice about how to survive being up there for 4 days (we're there from Thursday to Monday so we have a day to spend with spool's mom) because cold = crippling pain for me

    "On the next episode of Man Vs Wild, Bear Grylls heads to the icy wasteland called Boston."

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, I'll need advice about how to survive being up there for 4 days (we're there from Thursday to Monday so we have a day to spend with spool's mom) because cold = crippling pain for me

    Don't go outside.

    There are bears outside.

    Cold, hungry bears.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, I'll need advice about how to survive being up there for 4 days (we're there from Thursday to Monday so we have a day to spend with spool's mom) because cold = crippling pain for me

    "On the next episode of Man Vs Wild, Bear Grylls heads to the icy wasteland called Boston."

    we'll have spool drinking his own pee in no time

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    I have a really nice cashmere top coat that was my father's, but beyond that I'm pretty screwed...also, it's not the kind of coat one wears just everywhere and I would be sick if it got lost so I dunno if I'll bring it

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Hello, end of thread. I remember when you were a start of thread. May you be guided swiftly 'cross the River Styx.

    twocents.jpg

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Light a big ass fire.
    small_big%20ass%20fire.jpg

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, I'll need advice about how to survive being up there for 4 days (we're there from Thursday to Monday so we have a day to spend with spool's mom) because cold = crippling pain for me

    Don't go outside.

    There are bears outside.

    Cold, hungry bears.

    Back when I was a teen we had some tourists come into my mom's office to ask for directions and were quite serious when they asked where the polar bears and icebergs were.

    This was in July. -_-

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I have a really nice cashmere top coat that was my father's, but beyond that I'm pretty screwed...also, it's not the kind of coat one wears just everywhere and I would be sick if it got lost so I dunno if I'll bring it

    You just did a whole thing by yourself in this post.

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    sooo, when I say crippling pain, I'm not kidding

    it's the kind of pain that makes one throw up and unable to move

    I'm actually really scared about this

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I have a really nice cashmere top coat that was my father's, but beyond that I'm pretty screwed...also, it's not the kind of coat one wears just everywhere and I would be sick if it got lost so I dunno if I'll bring it

    You just did a whole thing by yourself in this post.

    fear makes people stupid...so I'm just being more publically stupid than usual

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, when I say crippling pain, I'm not kidding

    it's the kind of pain that makes one throw up and unable to move

    I'm actually really scared about this

    :bro:
    :hydra:
    :so_raven:

    emnmnme on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, I'll need advice about how to survive being up there for 4 days (we're there from Thursday to Monday so we have a day to spend with spool's mom) because cold = crippling pain for me

    Layer warm things on top of other, slightly less warm things.

    Whiskey also helps.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, when I say crippling pain, I'm not kidding

    it's the kind of pain that makes one throw up and unable to move

    I'm actually really scared about this

    You're in Texas, right?

    Can't you pick up a nice duster? Maybe leather? Leather > Wind.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, when I say crippling pain, I'm not kidding

    it's the kind of pain that makes one throw up and unable to move

    I'm actually really scared about this

    Say whosawhatsit?

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    i was agreeing with the fact that russell brand is probably a sex monster

    Oh yea.

    That part is for certain.

    Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not a youngin any more.

    I wish I was... *sigh*

    show dem abs

    Cinderquil, I swear the only shirtless shot sitting on my phone right now that hasn't been posted here involves me in my boxers but I feel like that is too much for posting in this thread so unless you want a comically creepy pm I'll have to take a new one especially for you some time soon.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    belasco buy some long johns to wear under your pants and shit

    and then just layer

    you'll totes be fine

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    sooo, when I say crippling pain, I'm not kidding

    it's the kind of pain that makes one throw up and unable to move

    I'm actually really scared about this

    we'll just shuttle you around in cabs

    pass by deebs stubbornly leading a bataan death march

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    for a lady maybe they're long janes, idk

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    oh and to add to my difficulty vs cold level, I'm allergic to wool and I don't drink :(

    omg I'm so screwed

    ah well, it's not the end of the world...I'll just take a lot more narcotics than usual and everything will be juuuusssst fine

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    taylor swift's song you belong with me is so much better as a secret lesbian ode
    It's super creepy either way.

    Why? It's a pretty normal sentiment, I think. You like someone as more than a friend. They don't see you that way and date people you think are bad for them. You wish they'd realize you were the one, and they just never noticed before. It's the plot of like 50% of teen movies.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    next up in the resume list:

    Guy who used OpenOffice .odt Format By Accident

    I don't know much about him because I need to get a converter just to look at it...

    spool32 on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Long johns are the greatest invention

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    two years ago it snowed just a little bit at pax

    it's usually not too bad, though it is earlier this year huh.



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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    oh and to add to my difficulty vs cold level, I'm allergic to wool and I don't drink :(

    omg I'm so screwed

    ah well, it's not the end of the world...I'll just take a lot more narcotics than usual and everything will be juuuusssst fine

    I put in your symptoms into WebMd.

    I'm terribly sorry, but you have Cancer or Hepatitis Q.

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    for a lady maybe they're long janes, idk

    they're called silks, 'cause they're made of silk *sage nod*

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 3.5

    @skippydumptruck will create the new thread
    @Cinders is backup

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Heading home, and one of the connectors in downtown Atlanta is closed because of a suspicious package. We is so screwed. Getting home in 2 hours.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Booooooo.

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