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[Chat]est Dungeon

EchoEcho ski-bapba-dapModerator mod
edited February 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor. I lived all my years in that ancient rumor-shadowed manor, fattened by decadence and luxury, and yet I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power. With relic and ritual I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long-buried secrets, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy workmen and sturdy shovels.

At last, in the salt-soaked crags beneath the lowest foundations, we uncovered that damnable portal of antediluvian evil! Our every step unsettled the ancient earth. Hideous rotting aggressor assailed us from the shadows! We drew what strength we could from our companionship, but we were in a realm of death and madness. In the end, I alone fled laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity, until consciousness failed me.

It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home! Claim your birthright! And deliver our family from the ravenous, clutching shadows of the Darkest Dungeon!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjiBB3nBR-w

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    i wouldn't have made a backup so this is the best of all possible worlds

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Damn the misleading news title.

    I thought it said the pope said spanking aka masturbation was okay.

    But nope, they meant normal spank kids spanking.

    I am sad now.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    0/10

    making a petition for bad sonic fan art [chat]

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    0/10

    making a petition for bad sonic fan art [chat]

    you're the literal worst

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Hitbox's stream quality seems much better than Twitch/Steam streaming.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    This game sure has character.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    @Sir Landshark

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Man I want to play Darkest Dungeon and Sunless Sea and Adjective Noun so bad but these are full price games that will totally go on sale soon and I am currently juggling like five other games on my backlog anyway but....

    *watches stream*

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    This game sure has character.

    I am watching you.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    @redx

    By the way, my perfect commute bike would be this one:
    http://www.genesisbikes.co.uk/bikes/urban/urban-cross/day-one-alfine-8

    With racks and guards, obviously

    Drop barred but not flat-backed racy; comfy steel and relaxed, but not slack, geometry; disc brakes; hub gears

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    0/10

    making a petition for bad sonic fan art [chat]

    you're the literal worst

    This is what I'd program an alarm clock to say

    Just aggravate you into a rage

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I knew I wanted this Darkest Dungeon game and that the art style was neat and everything, but I had mostly just glanced at embedded screenshots in reviews and stuff, never looked at it fullscreen, in motion, at gameplay resolutions. This thing is gorgeous.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Hitbox's stream quality seems much better than Twitch/Steam streaming.

    It has more issues with stream lag than other services, or so people I've heard from say

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    This game is gorgeous.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    japan wrote: »
    @redx

    By the way, my perfect commute bike would be this one:
    http://www.genesisbikes.co.uk/bikes/urban/urban-cross/day-one-alfine-8

    With racks and guards, obviously

    Drop barred but not flat-backed racy; comfy steel and relaxed, but not slack, geometry; disc brakes; hub gears

    Hmmm... That is about $2000 dollars more then I would like to spend.

    :p

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    DA2's ending wouldn't have been remotely as craptastic if siding with Orsino meant a goddamned thing.

    Meredith going bonkers helps Ander's case, but Orsino proving her right makes the whole shebang look like the Battle of Fuck Everything Y'All, Isabella, Go Ready the Ship, We're Bailing.

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Yeah, Orsino's arc was a real clusterfuck.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    too bad isabela already ditched kirkwall by the ending because she nasty

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    This game is gorgeous.

    ur gorgeous bby

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    redx

    By the way, my perfect commute bike would be this one:
    http://www.genesisbikes.co.uk/bikes/urban/urban-cross/day-one-alfine-8

    With racks and guards, obviously

    Drop barred but not flat-backed racy; comfy steel and relaxed, but not slack, geometry; disc brakes; hub gears

    Hmmm... That is about $2000 dollars more then I would like to spend.

    :p

    Are you looking at US prices? It's a grand here, which I think would be around US$1500.

    Not really a recommendation, just food for thought when shopping.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Newspaper claiming the hot new trend in baby names will be, for girls, Winston and Scout

    I know most babies look like Winston Churchill but that just seems cruel

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    too bad isabella already ditched kirkwall by the ending because she nasty

    bitch please

    Isabella came back for my fine self


    A poor tactical move on her part, but still. Such a sweetheart.

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    They're going to have to nerf Hellion pretty hard in Dankest Dungeon.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Newspaper claiming the hot new trend in baby names will be, for girls, Winston and Scout

    I know most babies look like Winston Churchill but that just seems cruel

    Where the heck is Winston coming from? Also is there a hot new young adult reboot of To Kill A Mockingbird that I don't know about? Is Jem a wendigo in it?

    This just raises too many questions.

    Kid Presentable on
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    redx

    By the way, my perfect commute bike would be this one:
    http://www.genesisbikes.co.uk/bikes/urban/urban-cross/day-one-alfine-8

    With racks and guards, obviously

    Drop barred but not flat-backed racy; comfy steel and relaxed, but not slack, geometry; disc brakes; hub gears

    Hmmm... That is about $2000 dollars more then I would like to spend.

    :p

    Are you looking at US prices? It's a grand here, which I think would be around US$1500.

    Not really a recommendation, just food for thought when shopping.

    The first, admittedly, price I saw online was £2100.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    through isabella into a dungeon

    throw away the key

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    too bad isabella already ditched kirkwall by the ending because she nasty

    bitch please

    Isabella came back for my fine self


    A poor tactical move on her part, but still. Such a sweetheart.

    Came back both times to me.

    And one time came back for a threesome with Merrill.

    :winky:

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Newspaper claiming the hot new trend in baby names will be, for girls, Winston and Scout

    I know most babies look like Winston Churchill but that just seems cruel

    I want bible names to be popular, but not the ones that are already popular.

    We need more Balshazzars and Abednegos and Macelloths

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Newspaper claiming the hot new trend in baby names will be, for girls, Winston and Scout

    I know most babies look like Winston Churchill but that just seems cruel

    Parents will regret that when the baby hits 'em in the face with a baseball bat.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    through isabella into a dungeon

    throw away the key

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    *throws hot trash at you*

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    isabela and merrill? my god

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Newspaper claiming the hot new trend in baby names will be, for girls, Winston and Scout

    I know most babies look like Winston Churchill but that just seems cruel

    Baby humans?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    @atomika is elementary good? i watched first couple eps and it felt a bit flat but does it pick up

    i liek lucy liu watson

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    isabella is great

    the great thing about isabella is that her big character moment happens before you meet her, and the rest of the game is spent trying to convince her that just because she was nice once and miserable for years as a result, she should still be nice

    also, titties

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    also you get to hear your uncle be a giant creeper

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylV8p9of8Ik

  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    I got Shadowfall: Dragon Thingy. It is hard

    ALRIGHT FINE I GOT AN AVATAR
    Steam: adamjnet
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    @atomika is elementary good? i watched first couple eps and it felt a bit flat but does it pick up

    i liek lucy liu watson

    If you're looking for a standard crime procedural, it's better than most simply due to Jonny Lee Miller's quirky charm. There's actually a decent amount of continuity for a broadcast network show. The first two seasons are the best.

    But if you're looking for character-driven stuff in the vein of BBC or HBO shows, this will disappoint.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    atomika is elementary good? i watched first couple eps and it felt a bit flat but does it pick up

    i liek lucy liu watson

    If you're looking for a standard crime procedural, it's better than most simply due to Jonny Lee Miller's quirky charm. There's actually a decent amount of continuity for a broadcast network show. The first two seasons are the best.

    But if you're looking for character-driven stuff in the vein of BBC or HBO shows, this will disappoint.

    they should have gone whole hog and made holmes a lady

    the tears would have been amazing

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Isabella is another boring cliche. Seen too many identical characters.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Isabella is the only character from DA2 that I wholehearted liked every minute of having her around. Complex and important story, engaging personality, great aesthetic, sexy body, rad skills.

    Everyone else in the cast is either a mopey weirdo, a prude, or Varric.

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