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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    please give me!

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Or.....because. having sex with yourself is weird?

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Or.....because. having sex with yourself is weird?

    then I have weird nights 7 days a week!

    edit: TY geth

    WiseManTobes on
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  • BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I would have more confidence in the book if Star-Lord was more than just a fun pretty solid book

    Like I don't dislike it but it hasn't been a fantastic title and Kitty and Peter's relationship has been cute but very insubstantial (HAHA JOKES) so I'm very skeptical of Humphries handling Peter either juggling two Kitties or somehow continuing his relationship with a new alternate Kitty Pryde with any real degree of weight to it


    This describes every book Humphries has ever written.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Or.....because. having sex with yourself is weird?

    No it's not

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I am kinda super iffy on that Star-Lord Kitty Pryde book

    The interview has Humphries talk about how it is a big romance book and it is all about their relationship

    But that isn't the same Kitty Pryde. Totally different character. Peter going from being in a relationship with Kitty to being in a relationship with an alternate Universe version of Kitty immediately afterwards is just kind of dumb and uninteresting

    Like, he specifically says how this is a "continuation" of their romance.

    But it isn't! AoA Kitty is a different character! It isn't the same relationship!

    It's... a cover?

    (Yes this is the master of overreaction telling the master of the measured hand to calm down.

    Reality will be collapsing upon itself shortly)

    So...you and Blank are the real reason behind the incursions?

  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Or.....because. having sex with yourself is weird?

    With yourself, or with your other self?

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Okay slott, that makes up for some things

    Spider Verse Epilogue Spoiler
    We see a hand pop out of Kaines man spider corpse

    He The Othered kaine

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Holy shit Bendis Daredevil is badass
    I just got to
    Matt declaring himself the new Kingpin
    And, naturally, the other heroes giving him shit for it

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I get that Matt is having a breakdown and I'm not supposed to be agreeing with what he does but I keep finding myself going yep, uh-huh, sounds good to me

  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I get that Matt is having a breakdown and I'm not supposed to be agreeing with what he does but I keep finding myself going yep, uh-huh, sounds good to me

    When I got to that point, I started wondering if Bendis reads Steven Brust.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    You're about to get to one of the best fight scenes in comics

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Okay slott, that makes up for some things

    Spider Verse Epilogue Spoiler
    We see a hand pop out of Kaines man spider corpse

    He The Othered kaine

    I just looked up what this was, and read the synopsis of the original miniseries
    "Later Wolverine flirts with MJ but to no avail as Mary Jane conceives it as another one of Wolverine's attempts to seduce her into an affair; it turns out that Wolverine only did so in an attempt to deflect her mind from the loss of her husband."

    What the fuck is this shit? Does it somehow miraculously come off better in the comic than in the synopsis, or is it exactly as weird and awful as it seems?

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    oh, JMS. right.

  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Okay slott, that makes up for some things

    Spider Verse Epilogue Spoiler
    We see a hand pop out of Kaines man spider corpse

    He The Othered kaine

    I just looked up what this was, and read the synopsis of the original miniseries
    "Later Wolverine flirts with MJ but to no avail as Mary Jane conceives it as another one of Wolverine's attempts to seduce her into an affair; it turns out that Wolverine only did so in an attempt to deflect her mind from the loss of her husband."

    What the fuck is this shit? Does it somehow miraculously come off better in the comic than in the synopsis, or is it exactly as weird and awful as it seems?

    You should read up on the What If of the story.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Tonight's Arrow
    So Thea sent the League after Merlin?

    I am...having trouble thinking of why that's being presented as a bad thing

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Wait there's a new Arrow but there wasn't a new Flash?
    That's not how that's supposed to work

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Alright

    Spider-Gwen is in the same spot as the Edge of the Spider Verse issue, in that it is a really rad concept, has a great look and feel, and is fun, but is missing....something

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait there's a new Arrow but there wasn't a new Flash?
    That's not how that's supposed to work

    I assume the Atom stuff is going to happen on flash soon so they needed to delay for more setup on arrow.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I get that Matt is having a breakdown and I'm not supposed to be agreeing with what he does but I keep finding myself going yep, uh-huh, sounds good to me

    which is funny, it strikes me as very similar to what he's been doing with Cyclops for the past couple years

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Cyclops' heel turn was started way before Bendis

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I know, but Bendis has been writing him as sort of going through a nervous breakdown while also declaring himself the leader of a mutant revolution

    it just strikes me as similar to Daredevil going through a nervous breakdown while also declaring himself the Kingpin of Hell's Kitchen

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Okay slott, that makes up for some things

    Spider Verse Epilogue Spoiler
    We see a hand pop out of Kaines man spider corpse

    He The Othered kaine

    Wait what

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Darth Vader #2 is BADASS

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Okay slott, that makes up for some things

    Spider Verse Epilogue Spoiler
    We see a hand pop out of Kaines man spider corpse

    He The Othered kaine

    Wait what
    The story the other had Peter Parker turn into a Man Spider, die, and then """""molt"""""" that skin. Thats how he gained those new powers that vanished in OMD

    Kaine did the same thing apparently and isnt actually dead

    Also Mayday Parker went back to her home to find out Mary Jane was still alive so you know thats something

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Okay slott, that makes up for some things

    Spider Verse Epilogue Spoiler
    We see a hand pop out of Kaines man spider corpse

    He The Othered kaine

    I just looked up what this was, and read the synopsis of the original miniseries
    "Later Wolverine flirts with MJ but to no avail as Mary Jane conceives it as another one of Wolverine's attempts to seduce her into an affair; it turns out that Wolverine only did so in an attempt to deflect her mind from the loss of her husband."

    What the fuck is this shit? Does it somehow miraculously come off better in the comic than in the synopsis, or is it exactly as weird and awful as it seems?

    I mean it's like

    Wolverine: you know if you ever need anything, I can be there for you *some sort of innuendo*
    Mary Jane: *slaps the shit out of him*

    Someone: what the hell was that?
    Wolverine: sometimes having someone to be mad at can help you through grief.

    It seemed pretty much a wolverine thing to do.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Okay slott, that makes up for some things

    Spider Verse Epilogue Spoiler
    We see a hand pop out of Kaines man spider corpse

    He The Othered kaine

    Wait what

    Theyve been hinting at this since Spider-Island.
    Kaine is willing to do things Peter isnt so the life web would obviously want him. And since he is technically Peter none of that Ezekeiel shit will go down

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    HOLY SHIT ARROW
    OLIVER QUEEN: HEIR OF AL GHUL

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    HOLY SHIT ARROW
    OLIVER QUEEN: HEIR OF AL GHUL
    FUCKING WHAT

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    HOLY SHIT ARROW
    OLIVER QUEEN: HEIR OF AL GHUL
    FUCKING WHAT
    Ra's wants Oliver to be "the next Ra's al Ghul"

    I realize now that the way I worded it, it sounds like they revealed Ra's was his father or something

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    HOLY SHIT ARROW
    OLIVER QUEEN: HEIR OF AL GHUL
    FUCKING WHAT
    Ra's wants Oliver to be "the next Ra's al Ghul"

    I realize now that the way I worded it, it sounds like they revealed Ra's was his father or something
    Oh that's less exciting because
    that has been Batman's whole relationship with Ra's forever

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    HOLY SHIT ARROW
    OLIVER QUEEN: HEIR OF AL GHUL
    FUCKING WHAT
    Ra's wants Oliver to be "the next Ra's al Ghul"

    I realize now that the way I worded it, it sounds like they revealed Ra's was his father or something
    Oh that's less exciting because
    that has been Batman's whole relationship with Ra's forever

    i want
    sad pouty oliver to go "you DUMPED me?" to ra's after batman gets introduced to the universe and ra's is like well hello there

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Also, re: Ray Palmer,
    he got his suit and it works and they did the Iron Man 360 shot as it powered up.

    Also Felicity convinced him to take a break when he hit a wall, and then he and Felicity did the bad thang.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    HOLY SHIT ARROW
    OLIVER QUEEN: HEIR OF AL GHUL
    FUCKING WHAT
    Ra's wants Oliver to be "the next Ra's al Ghul"

    I realize now that the way I worded it, it sounds like they revealed Ra's was his father or something
    Oh that's less exciting because
    that has been Batman's whole relationship with Ra's forever

    Yeah sorry, my bad

    For a moment I forgot that and overreacted

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Mr. Fantastic and The Invisible Woman everyone
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    Fuckin lame

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I don't know how they expect a screen of an empty hallway to get anyone excited for this movie.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    I am so fucking hyped for Arkham Knight.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Those are just the most boring, bland, uninspired superhero costumes I've seen

    Like BvS looks bad but at least they actually look like the characters

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Kate Mara's head looks like it has been photoshopped onto that body.

  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    Are the bungee cords supposed to imply the clothes stretching with him

    That's a really cool idea executed in a very boring way

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