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[PA Comic] Friday, February 13, 2015 - Recidivism

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edited February 2015 in The Penny Arcade Hub

image[PA Comic] Friday, February 13, 2015 - Recidivism

Recidivism

Recidivism

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/02/13

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Didn't expect to see a penis with a face on it first thing this morning.

    But Tycho's script makes it work.

  • AntonNULAntonNUL Registered User regular
    Tycho, we don't nee to hear about your testicles in that much detail... oh wait, no, we do.

  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    This is really helping my decision...

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    His diiiiiick?

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    His diiiiiick?

    a classic that will be quotable for all eternity

    also for some reason the comic page isn't updating for me, and I only saw today's comic through the forum thread?

    Orphane on
  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    also for some reason the comic page isn't updating for me, and I only saw today's comic through the forum thread?

    Same

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  • DCAarmusDCAarmus Registered User regular
    Is...is that penis dressed as Gabe?

  • Finnish_LineFinnish_Line Registered User regular
    Seems the comic only exists here.

  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Seems the comic only exists here.

    I usually don't login to the main site with Club PA, but was able to see the comic when logged in as a member.

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Well then.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Well then.

    Yeah.

  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    I guess this is one of those comics that you can only understand if you've also been on the chopping block?

  • GabrielGabriel Registered User, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Oh god the shirt

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Gabriel wrote: »

    Ok, so I thought the posters up above were wrong and this was like one of those "dramatic zoom" things on Gabe's horrified expression...
    But it was actually one of those dramatic zoom things on Little Gabe's horrified expression.

    Well, then.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    Gabriel wrote: »

    Ok, so I thought the posters up above were wrong and this was like one of those "dramatic zoom" things on Gabe's horrified expression...
    But it was actually one of those dramatic zoom things on Little Gabe's horrified expression.

    Well, then.

    ...

    Ohhhhh

    For some reason I thought this was a flashback to Tycho's experience.

    I was having a hard time associating the text description with the image, but didn't for one second think that it was odd that Tycho's chap was a miniature Gabe.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    The uncensored version makes it much more clear what the joke is. Thanks for posting it.

  • enjoyincubusenjoyincubus Registered User regular
    Unless... this is an M. Night Shyamalanesk reveal... all along Gabe wasn't really another person, but a part of Tycho. In retrospect, there are some terrifying strips.

  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    I chuckled more than I should have at the #2 Dad mug, but the moment was brief before the horror of panels 2 & 3.

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
  • DjiemDjiem Registered User regular
    Gabriel wrote: »

    OH MY GOD

  • ChiselphaneChiselphane Registered User regular
    I've had a vasectomy and almost none of my experience matches Tycho's. Granted it was not fun by any means, but it makes me wonder what backroom witch doctor he went to.

  • Jakk FrostJakk Frost Registered User regular
    Gabriel wrote: »

    Umm, dude, did you go to a witch doctor or something? Maybe it's just me, but that looks like your wedding tackle got removed and reattached upside down. :?

  • ComradebotComradebot Lord of Dinosaurs Houston, TXRegistered User regular
    Jakk Frost wrote: »
    Gabriel wrote: »

    Umm, dude, did you go to a witch doctor or something? Maybe it's just me, but that looks like your wedding tackle got removed and reattached upside down. :?

    Pretty sure it's just you. Looks like a shot from the underside, and disembodied for maximum lulz.

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Is this where we talk about how amazing Tycho's "Chapter 1" post is? I got goosebumps when I finished it!

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • trickcyclisttrickcyclist Registered User regular
    The art is getting real nice. I particularly like the expressions in the first panel. The words are still the best though :D

  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Is this where we talk about how amazing Tycho's "Chapter 1" post is? I got goosebumps when I finished it!

    Holy shit. That last line really got me. Damn.

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Gosh that sure is a crying penis in a shirt.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    Is there a market for penis clothing?

    WHY NOT?

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  • Jakk FrostJakk Frost Registered User regular
    Comradebot wrote: »
    Jakk Frost wrote: »
    Gabriel wrote: »

    Umm, dude, did you go to a witch doctor or something? Maybe it's just me, but that looks like your wedding tackle got removed and reattached upside down. :?

    Pretty sure it's just you. Looks like a shot from the underside, and disembodied for maximum lulz.

    That's what I meant, it looks like the underside... who looks down and sees the underside crying up at them? O.o

  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    That comic is pretty funny, and the image of a penis with that incredibly specific face is great, but holy shit that first chapter of lookouts is awesome.

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Jakk Frost wrote: »
    Comradebot wrote: »
    Jakk Frost wrote: »
    Gabriel wrote: »

    Umm, dude, did you go to a witch doctor or something? Maybe it's just me, but that looks like your wedding tackle got removed and reattached upside down. :?

    Pretty sure it's just you. Looks like a shot from the underside, and disembodied for maximum lulz.

    That's what I meant, it looks like the underside... who looks down and sees the underside crying up at them? O.o

    I imagine if you felt something akin to a fearful crying sensation down there, you'd make the time to have a peek?

    edit: or maybe it's a dick selfie? I think you guys are over thinking this.

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  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    I feel like there was a lost opportunity in not naming this comic Recidickvism

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Is there a market for penis clothing?

    WHY NOT?

    ...I'm sure this is a thing in Japan actually. Paper dick clothes.

    Oh brilliant
  • evil santaevil santa To infinity...and beyond!Registered User regular
    Could we have a thread to discuss the first chapter of Lookouts?

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    So when can we expect the store to be stocked with dick-sized shirts

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Is there a new lookouts?

    where is it?

    I don't see it on the main site anywhere

  • MadpoetMadpoet Registered User regular
    Is there a market for penis clothing?

    WHY NOT?
    Raincoats, mostly.

  • ziddersroofurryziddersroofurry Registered User regular
    "Umm, dude, did you go to a witch doctor or something? Maybe it's just me, but that looks like your wedding tackle got removed and reattached upside down."

    What's wrong with upside down tackle?

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