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Who would you rather work for, Umbrella or Black Mesa?

StreckStreck Registered User regular
in Social Entropy++
You're equally likely to survive at either, it seems, so all things considered I'd pick Black Mesa for the chance to travel to an alien world.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    HAIL HYDRA

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I wanna work at that factory where Lucy eats all that chocolate

    Seems pretty chill

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Aperture Science

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I was gonna ask about health benefits but frankly Hydra, Aperture Science, and That One Chocolate Factory all sound way better.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I choose Professor Oak Labs

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Does Black Mesa offer hazard pay in the event of a Resonance Cascade scenario?

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Gizmonic Institute.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Does Black Mesa offer hazard pay in the event of a Resonance Cascade scenario?

    Ha ha

    Fat chance

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    I hear the umbrella factory has a lot of openings

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    At least with Umbrella your life gets closure.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Ant-Man Security Solutions

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I was gonna ask about health benefits but frankly Hydra, Aperture Science, and That One Chocolate Factory all sound way better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkAUpSZfpY

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Abstergo

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    No wait AIM

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Which option provides unisex toilets?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I WANT TO WORK FOR HANK SCORPIO

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I mean Globex is a solid choice

    but yeah I would totally rather work for Prof. Oak

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Artreus, who do you hate more? Italy or France?

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Artreus, who do you hate more? Italy or France?

    France

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Clearly the answer is Abstergo

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Artreus, who do you hate more? Italy or France?

    France

    Nobody ever says Italy

  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    Out of the two original picks, probably Black Mesa. They might eventually make horrible mistakes, but they didn't seem to be dicks about it. Whereas Umbrella seemed interested in only making zombie viruses... why? I never really understood their business plan or what they were really trying to achieve.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    I want to throw ISIS into the ring because Archer is a great show, but the terrorists have ruined that one.

  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Umbrella corp. If I didn't care about corporate ethics I'd at least have the sense to go in the private sector.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    I want to throw ISIS into the ring because Archer is a great show, but the terrorists have ruined that one.

    I would not want to work for ISIS unless I actually get to be Sterling Archer...or Dr. Krieger

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Could you imagine being poor Brett?

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Clearly the answer is Abstergo

    Retracting this

    Submitting in its place the Mishima Zaibatsu

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Roxxon

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Clearly the best company to work for where your death is all but assured is Jurassic Park.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Which one has a better benefits package

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Abracadaniel wrote: »
    Which one has a better benefits package

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkAUpSZfpY

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Clearly the best company to work for where your death is all but assured is Jurassic Park.

    Technically that's InGen.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Clearly the best company to work for where your death is all but assured is Jurassic Park.

    idunno man. Most of those people made it out of there.

    Just make sure you're not important enough to have to stick around when the hurricane hits

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Jurassic Park is like working for Disney World, only with raptors.

    If I'm going to die, I'd like something a bit better than "Worked the Compy Teacups. Was trampled by a brontosaurus."

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Initrode sounds like it sucks.

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Clearly the best company to work for where your death is all but assured is Jurassic Park.

    Technically that's InGen.

    Thank you, I couldn't remember the name of the parent corporation.

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    How many people actually died at Jurassic Park though? 5? All things considered, it could have been way worse.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    can I pick initech

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Can I pick the Pawnee Parks and Rec office?

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