Who would you rather work for, Umbrella or Black Mesa?

Streck

You're equally likely to survive at either, it seems, so all things considered I'd pick Black Mesa for the chance to travel to an alien world.

WeedLordVegeta

HAIL HYDRA

Poorochondriac

I wanna work at that factory where Lucy eats all that chocolate

Seems pretty chill

Sterica

Aperture Science

Quid

I was gonna ask about health benefits but frankly Hydra, Aperture Science, and That One Chocolate Factory all sound way better.

Raijin Quickfoot

I choose Professor Oak Labs

HeadCreeps

Does Black Mesa offer hazard pay in the event of a Resonance Cascade scenario?

jgeis

Gizmonic Institute.

Grey Ghost

HeadCreeps wrote: »

Does Black Mesa offer hazard pay in the event of a Resonance Cascade scenario?

Ha ha

Fat chance

Bad-Beat

I hear the umbrella factory has a lot of openings

Sterica

At least with Umbrella your life gets closure.

BlankZoe

Ant-Man Security Solutions

Raijin Quickfoot

Quid wrote: »

I was gonna ask about health benefits but frankly Hydra, Aperture Science, and That One Chocolate Factory all sound way better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkAUpSZfpY

Weaver

Abstergo

Weaver

No wait AIM

Veldrin

Which option provides unisex toilets?

Raijin Quickfoot

I WANT TO WORK FOR HANK SCORPIO

Artreus

I mean Globex is a solid choice

but yeah I would totally rather work for Prof. Oak

Raijin Quickfoot

Artreus, who do you hate more? Italy or France?

miscellaneousinsanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY

Artreus

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Artreus, who do you hate more? Italy or France?

France

UnbreakableVow

Clearly the answer is Abstergo

Raijin Quickfoot

Artreus wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Artreus, who do you hate more? Italy or France?

France

Nobody ever says Italy

PMAvers

Out of the two original picks, probably Black Mesa. They might eventually make horrible mistakes, but they didn't seem to be dicks about it. Whereas Umbrella seemed interested in only making zombie viruses... why? I never really understood their business plan or what they were really trying to achieve.

Marathon

I want to throw ISIS into the ring because Archer is a great show, but the terrorists have ruined that one.

Paladin

Umbrella corp. If I didn't care about corporate ethics I'd at least have the sense to go in the private sector.

Raijin Quickfoot

Marathon wrote: »

I want to throw ISIS into the ring because Archer is a great show, but the terrorists have ruined that one.

I would not want to work for ISIS unless I actually get to be Sterling Archer...or Dr. Krieger

Raijin Quickfoot

Could you imagine being poor Brett?

UnbreakableVow

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Clearly the answer is Abstergo

Retracting this

Submitting in its place the Mishima Zaibatsu

Chincymcchilla

Roxxon

Marathon

Clearly the best company to work for where your death is all but assured is Jurassic Park.

Abracadaniel

Which one has a better benefits package

Raijin Quickfoot

Abracadaniel wrote: »

Which one has a better benefits package

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkAUpSZfpY

Veldrin

Marathon wrote: »

Clearly the best company to work for where your death is all but assured is Jurassic Park.

Technically that's InGen.

Artreus

Marathon wrote: »

Clearly the best company to work for where your death is all but assured is Jurassic Park.

idunno man. Most of those people made it out of there.

Just make sure you're not important enough to have to stick around when the hurricane hits

Sterica

Jurassic Park is like working for Disney World, only with raptors.

If I'm going to die, I'd like something a bit better than "Worked the Compy Teacups. Was trampled by a brontosaurus."

Fencingsax

Initrode sounds like it sucks.

Marathon

Veldrin wrote: »

Marathon wrote: »

Clearly the best company to work for where your death is all but assured is Jurassic Park.

Technically that's InGen.

Thank you, I couldn't remember the name of the parent corporation.

SirToasty

How many people actually died at Jurassic Park though? 5? All things considered, it could have been way worse.

Jars

can I pick initech

Raijin Quickfoot

Can I pick the Pawnee Parks and Rec office?