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Video Game Frustration

builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
Are there any common phrases you say out of frustration when you play games? Or is it mostly just swearing? :P

Some of my common ones are:

"How did you not die though?"

"Are you serious?"

"I just want to be friends!" *While I'm running after someone, about to kill them*

"That's what I thought." *Smug face after killing someone*

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    GOOMBA-BYE! *He grins as he stomps yet another Dry Bones*

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    "Aw gosh darn cheese and whiskers"

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    WHY DID THE RAVEN FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE DURING HIS NIGHT OUT

    HIS FRIENDS KEPT TAKING HIM TO CROW BARS

    *he grins as he whacks another Black Mesa in Half-Life*

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    that caused me physical pain chico

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Usually some variant of "come the fuck on", and depending on how many times I've said it at that point, a ragequit.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    "Oh, I guess I'm shit at this game too. That makes...all of them. Yup. Every single one. abloobloobloo"

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    COME GET SUM

    *he says in his best Duke voice while playing Number Munchers*

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    "Oh, you would freakin' miss."
    I don't have much against the word fuck, either.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    jesus mother fucking christ is my go to frustration bellow

  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    "That's the taste of (associated noun) justice."

    ALRIGHT FINE I GOT AN AVATAR
    Steam: adamjnet
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Chico is constantly pulling down sunglasses over his eyes

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I turn into the dad from Christmas Story when he is fixing the furnace when I play frustrating games.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    oh and I also tell the game to do various things to my genitalia but I shan't elaborate

  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I turn into the dad from Christmas Story when he is fixing the furnace when I play frustrating games.

    I did that on the final boss of Castle Crashers, me and a friend were playing co-op and gotten to the boss for the first time. He had run out of lives I think and so I was going it solo and thought I had beaten him until he unveiled like 15 more final forms that I cursed my way through entirely.

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Once when I was like... ten? I was playing Secret Agent on our black and white laptop and I died failing to make the same jump for like the fourth time in a row. So I punched the screen so hard it broke and I got in mega trouble when my Dad got home.

    When the heat died down we got a new one with a colour screen so net gain I suppose.

    EDIT: This one:

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    aaaagh the nostalgia it buuuurns

    Butler on
  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    "woops" almost every time I miss an easy shot while playing ME3 multiplayer (360). Get that headshot lined up and then they move sideways just as I pull the trigger.

    Also few "dang it"s "darn it"s and then after a few minutes of screwing up. "Fuck" "Fuck" "Fuck I am terrible at video games"

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    "No no why would you hit me goddamnit we're on the same team this isn't that hard" usually followed within a minute by "shit sorry here take some healing and don't hate me"

    The new Magicka moba thing is pretty fun btw

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    cheeki breeki

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Once when I was like... ten? I was playing Secret Agent on our black and white laptop and I died failing to make the same jump for like the fourth time in a row. So I punched the screen so hard it broke and I got in mega trouble when my Dad got home.

    When the heat died down we got a new one with a colour screen so net gain I suppose.

    EDIT: This one:

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    aaaagh the nostalgia it buuuurns

    You're my hero. I loved this game. This and Crystal Caves, and Cosmo. That was my jam yo!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    The only time I swear at video games is when I'm playing them with my friends. Either about other people or about them.

    If I play by myself I just am silent.

    Also, CODs kill cam microphone is hillarious. When you get them you hear them saying all of this stuff. It makes running around with just the riot shield that much more rewarding.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I blame lag in offline games

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I typically devolve into Yosemite-Sam-esque nonsense phrases when I get truly frustrated with a game. And you know when I've hit my breaking point because I stop saying anything at all. This stage is usually followed by calmly setting down the controller, walking out of the room, and punching something.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Mostly I just laugh at then righteous anger of the young'uns, turn the annoying blinky beep boop box off and go whittle on a knife while drinking a cup of coffee.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I say "damn" a lot. It's enough to relieve stress but not too much to let my kids hear.

  • builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    Another thing I do is I'll say "Ok, I'm done..." after I die or something ridiculous happens, but still continue playing lol.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    when i lose to some hot bullshit the cpu decides to give out in contest of champions, I usually say something like fuck this shit, fuck you, fuck this phone game garbage, fuck my life

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I say "damn" a lot. It's enough to relieve stress but not too much to let my kids hear.

    I either need to learn a lot of self-control before having kids (which, I'm sure will happen naturally in the course of raising them), or just not play games around them.

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    I rage silently until I triumph. When triumph happens, I commence the trash talk. Even if my opponent is the computer.

    I still remember flipping the bird at my TV and screaming "EAT IT, YOU JELLO PUDDING MOTHERFUCK!" after beating Nightmare's final form in Devil May Cry 1.

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    Steam ID XBL: JohnnyChopsocky PSN:Stud_Beefpile WiiU:JohnnyChopsocky
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    I curse and sometimes I hit wall or coffee table.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    "Whelp!" - every death or other defeat status (most games)
    "Dangit." - Hearthstone when a guy plays a preist
    "DAMMIT" - Hearthstone when a guy plays a legendary
    "(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻" Hearthstone when a priest plays a legendary after I get him to 1 health

  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I don't play frustrating games. To me there's a difference between challenge and frustration. Challenge means that while i'm failing i'm still enjoying the experience and using the knowledge I gained from that failure to succeed next time. This is why Dark Souls is my favorite game, for example.

    Frustration is more beating my head against a brick wall until I either get lucky and beat it or I stop playing altogether. See: Transistor as an example of the former, Hotline Miami as an example of the latter.

    Generally what frustrates me most of all is shitty storytelling or bad characters, where i'm just rolling my eyes and wondering why i'm even playing at all. In those situations my exclamation is more of a "oh god dammit, really?" with occasional heavy sighs.

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    builderr0r wrote: »
    "Are you serious?"


    Please don't use my trademarked catch phrase

    FAQ on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    WHY DID THE RAVEN FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE DURING HIS NIGHT OUT

    HIS FRIENDS KEPT TAKING HIM TO CROW BARS

    *he grins as he whacks another Black Mesa in Half-Life*

    Never been more relieved that Freeman is a silent protagonist

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    I blame lag in offline games

    If people don't like my posts, it must be lag.

    That or they are cheating. F'n hackers.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I say "damn" a lot. It's enough to relieve stress but not too much to let my kids hear.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ySpbXBjMY

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    I don't play frustrating games. To me there's a difference between challenge and frustration. Challenge means that while i'm failing i'm still enjoying the experience and using the knowledge I gained from that failure to succeed next time. This is why Dark Souls is my favorite game, for example.

    Frustration is more beating my head against a brick wall until I either get lucky and beat it or I stop playing altogether. See: Transistor as an example of the former, Hotline Miami as an example of the latter.

    Generally what frustrates me most of all is shitty storytelling or bad characters, where i'm just rolling my eyes and wondering why i'm even playing at all. In those situations my exclamation is more of a "oh god dammit, really?" with occasional heavy sighs.

    someone send a copy of Super Meat Boy right away.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    I generally just curse, but I always whisper curses. Doesn't matter if I'm the only person in the house, who I'm playing with/against, the context, or level of rage. It's always just barely whispered

    jgeis on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Basically all of my yelling happens during Battlefield.

    Usually when I shoot a dude 5 or 6 times in the chest without killing him before he headshots me with a pistol

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    mostly just 'fuck' and 'bullshit'.

  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    I don't play frustrating games. To me there's a difference between challenge and frustration. Challenge means that while i'm failing i'm still enjoying the experience and using the knowledge I gained from that failure to succeed next time. This is why Dark Souls is my favorite game, for example.

    Frustration is more beating my head against a brick wall until I either get lucky and beat it or I stop playing altogether. See: Transistor as an example of the former, Hotline Miami as an example of the latter.

    Generally what frustrates me most of all is shitty storytelling or bad characters, where i'm just rolling my eyes and wondering why i'm even playing at all. In those situations my exclamation is more of a "oh god dammit, really?" with occasional heavy sighs.

    someone send a copy of Super Meat Boy right away.

    I also know my tastes and skill level well enough that i'll know ahead of time when I will not enjoy a game. In that case it would be because i'm bad at platformers that require precision movement so my skills wouldn't get any better through repetition and i'd run into the brick wall situation.

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