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Floods are huge cockgobblers

LemmingLemming Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
30 minutes of hauling an 8 gallon tank up and down stairs, roughly 30 seconds a trip, which means I did it 60 TIMES, and the level of water in my basement goes UP

I will try again tomorrow when it isn't still raining

On the plus side, there is no school tomorrow, which means I have the entire day to drain my basement. Whee.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That sucks, Lemming. Did you loose anything to flood damage?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yes, floods aren't the most fun.

    Though I can imagine having a basement would make it about a 100x more terrible, which I guess is a pretty good explanation as to why absolutely no houses here have basements.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    george bush hates black people

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Though I can imagine having a basement would make it about a 100x more terrible, which I guess is a pretty good explanation as to why absolutely no houses here have basements.

    It could be worse.

    It could be mole people.
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    edited April 2007
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    george bush hates black people
    All Kanye's stupidity aside, I love his tunes.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I've had to do that Lemming.

    What was even more awesome was that the guys that removed the heating oil tank also cut up and buried the exit for the sump pump. Muddy water all spraying back out of the pipe onto the circuit breaker.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Though I can imagine having a basement would make it about a 100x more terrible, which I guess is a pretty good explanation as to why absolutely no houses here have basements.

    It could be worse.

    It could be mole people.
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    You mean Locusts?

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Those fucking molemen. One of these days i'm gonna go down there and teach them not to make giant sinkholes in our cities.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Starfuck wrote: »
    george bush hates black people
    All Kanye's stupidity aside, I love his tunes.
    What was stupid about it? Bush does hate black people, Mexicans too.

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  • StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I suggest the world's largest gasoline siphon.

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  • Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stover wrote: »
    I suggest the world's largest gasoline siphon.

    That would be silly! its water he needs to move.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Get a pool pump

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Luckily all our crap is in plastic boxes and the stuff that isn't was easily moved to the inner part of the basement which is higher up so we didn't lose anything

    Getting up tomorrow to keep moving water at 5:40 am woo

    Edit: Would get pump but 1) Roads are flooded 2) Have no money, and in order to get to a place that I could get money from, see 1

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well, considering the time and how many sirens and stuff are going off, I'm going to bet that they're all busy draining their own homes

    Edit: Oh wait, I forgot to mention that both my parents are out for the weekend and it's just me and my little sister here, so basically it's just me.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Just so i know how horrible your parents are, how old is your little sister?

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  • StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stover wrote: »
    I suggest the world's largest gasoline siphon.

    That would be silly! its water he needs to move.

    Its all wet anyway.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Just so i know how horrible your parents are, how old is your little sister?

    15

    She's not actually that bad as a sister, but it's just that I can get about 5x as much water as she can out in the same amount of time.

    Edit: Ok, if you guys can get a siphon to work against gravity, you can come here and drain my basement and I'll pay you FOUR WHOLE dollars

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So how bad is the leak in your basement?

    Maybe it's just me... but I tend to have a lot of caulking materials in my tool place and could probably patch up a leak in a matter of minutes...

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  • StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No no man, you don't need to work against gravity, you just need to move your house first. Its really simple.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Go loot your local grocery store and turn your basement to jello. Problem solved.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    So how bad is the leak in your basement?

    Maybe it's just me... but I tend to have a lot of caulking materials in my tool place and could probably patch up a leak in a matter of minutes...

    Well, it's been leaky for a while, and we honestly haven't figured out where the water's coming from. It came in two areas at first, but now it's only coming into one place.

    That initial leak compounded by the drain at the foot of the stairs leading to the basement being full and, in turn, draining into our house, makes the problem more problematic.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I hate floods and fires and I hope nothing ever wrecks my house and all the cool stuff I have in it, like my cats and comic books.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh yeah, 4 inches and climbing.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Floods suck man.

    My Dad lost his record collection when the sub-pump in our basement stopped working.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I hate floods and fires and I hope nothing ever wrecks my house and all the cool stuff I have in it, like my cats and comic books.

    Well, the mole people will appreciate the comics.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you can always buy new cats and comic books.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Go buy some koi.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I hate floods and fires and I hope nothing ever wrecks my house and all the cool stuff I have in it, like my cats and comic books.
    It's easy to avoid (smaller) floods

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    Big hurricanes still pose a bit of a problem to houses on stilts though.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what, move to the tropics?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    do you have any caulk?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    what, move to the tropics?
    Nope. Just build your house on stilts.

    They're actually extremely common on pretty much any coast, not just the tropics.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    right, brilliant plan

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh goodie, with an extremely rough estimate of about 350 square feet (which is probably far less than it actually is), it will take me 3 hours of solid draining to finish it all

    woooooo

    Edit: I don't but I know a guy who does and knows how to use it. He is well versed in all manners of house-goings ons including floodings, and he came over and basically said there wasn't much we could do besides drain the water as it came in.

    whyyyy

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    right, brilliant plan
    It's a house, garage, and laundry room all in one.

    Flawless.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hmm... Quickly, grab a bicycle pump and fashion a super soaker of sorts to pump the water out of your house.

    How... I really don't know. It would require me all the materials in your house, some lengths of plastic tubing and the blood of your first born.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    We do have a bicycle pump, but pumping the water out by hand would probably be far harder than just carrying it all.

    Also more inefficient on account of the bike pump.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no obviously you have to build your house on stilts

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    no obviously you have to build your house on stilts
    Yes.

    Yes.

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