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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    So while navigating through our departmental intranet full of serious business, numbers and policies I came across an inexplicable photo of some girl dressed in a pikachu onesie standing in one of our offices.

  • bezerk bobbezerk bob Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Picked up some work a few weeks ago, warehouse gig. Pick up boxes, stack boxes on pallets, put pallets in dispatch and repeat ad nauseum. It is without a doubt the most boring thing I can remember doing for a living. But it is at least a job, given how long the commute is i have been looking for something better/closer almost as soon as I started. Wouldn't mind something outside but I can't afford to live on a trainees wage for three years right now.

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  • KiplingKipling Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    So while navigating through our departmental intranet full of serious business, numbers and policies I came across an inexplicable photo of some girl dressed in a pikachu onesie standing in one of our offices.

    Our IT staff didn't transfer part of my laptop when they mirrored it to the new one, so they took control and navigated to the network share where they temporarily store laptop data. They had a rip of the fourth Transformers movie and The Marine 3 (WWE) in the root folder. He rapidly deleted them and I just started laughing. I didn't think anyone would believe that of all the movies stored on the IT servers of a multi-billion corporation, you would have just that on there.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    This is for an assignment, does anyone know of any organizations or resources that help people with job skills or job finding? At this point I'm tempted to just put JoeUser on this assignment as a resource.

    Um, this is a little late, but the Gary Job Corps is a thing here I've seen

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  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    This is for an assignment, does anyone know of any organizations or resources that help people with job skills or job finding? At this point I'm tempted to just put JoeUser on this assignment as a resource.

    Um, this is a little late, but the Gary Job Corps is a thing here I've seen

    Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development was the first thing I thought of, and I think most states have a department similar to this. They handle unemployment payments, help find people jobs, and help people get the skills to find better jobs.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    One of our project names got changed by the client. The official acronym for it is now HOE.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    One of our project names got changed by the client. The official acronym for it is now HOE.

    I give it two weeks before somebody had managed to shoehorn TROWEL and RAKE into it.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Can't have more than three letters. We do have som JAM, though.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Guys how do you know when friction between colleagues has gone too far?

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    so.

    at our company our customers can generate their own usernames. I mean, we're an ISP. of course they can.

    We've never had any restrictions, really. Other than like, between 3-18 characters. But that's it.

    About half of our customers can create their accounts and sign up online, without having to talk to anybody in our call center.

    Which is exactly what has led us to the current situation.

    When we place orders for our customer's fibre connections, we use our internal order number-username. So G.###-lonelyahava as an example.

    A customer of ours placed an order for fibre and we then placed that order with our vendor in our usual manner. Completely on autopilot and not even looking at the username.

    This has now come back to kind of bite us a bit, as our vendor sent us a letter asking us to consider what we have as references, as they found the reference for this customer to be rather rude.

    Which, once we looked into it, well, yeah. Ok, I suppose so. But, it's fully use generated and how can we just now start placing restrictions on them?

    Oh? What was the username?

    fucktelstra

    Yup. Telstra being one of our bigger competitors.

    So, good on you buddy. way to go with sticking it to the man. You may have just ruined it for everybody else.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Ahava, I'm only awesoming that

    because

    well...

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ahava, I'm only awesoming that

    because

    well...

    I'm doing it because on some level I'm still 14 and mad at the world.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I'm fairly confident that this guy's username will not bring an end to user generated names.

    But it's made for some interesting/fun conversations the last few days at work.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm awesomeing it because I've dealt with Telstra.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I had a meeting with my manager. It turns out a few people have complained to my manager about how I'm always browsing the internet and not doing any work.

    I go through all my projects with him and explain that I'll have frantic 1-2 hour blocks but as a IT project coordinator I spend a lot of time waiting on the order managers (my provisioning management team) to do things/reply to my emails. But I'm doing all I can and am just filling dead time, which to be fair is quite a lot. He agreed.

    I then asked who had made the complaints.

    It was the order managers.

    I gave him a "really...this is happening?" look.

    His reply was "Karl, it's about perception"


    Jesus, fine.

    I've got a 26 tab project plan now that I've agreed to update and send out daily. That should kill some time.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    You can always get the measure of a coworker by how quickly and at what level they start a new pot of coffee.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm awesomeing it because I've dealt with Telstra.

    is fuck telstra a fair sentiment y/n

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm awesomeing it because I've dealt with Telstra.

    is fuck telstra a fair sentiment y/n

    Telstra is essentially Australia's equivalent to AT&T, so I'm going to go with "yes".

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    More than fair, it is a requirement.

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Meeting with my poor team leader this morning. She's only had us 2 - 3 weeks as our manager and already has had to deal with the fallout from one massive billing issue, and now I get to tell her I've found another issue that is already at least a $20k issue.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I have to help at a Happy Hour event for work tonight.

    This sounds fun except I get zero free alcohol for it and the coordinators who actually deal with the students and should be there to meet them always find excuses to not show up. So I get stuck hanging out there all night because I don't want to abandon the person there that planned the damn event.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Sassafrass, that is not an event but an opportunity to blackmail the slackers who don't show.

    Break them for their treachery.

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    First day back to work after 6 days of vacation. So much accumulated work that I really don't want to do today. Had a meeting with HR first thing too, to go over our "corporate engagment survey." Not really my thing, but I had to go to make the department look good.

    My "cube" mate didn't go to the meeting this morning. He's very old school (I guess?) and doesn't really like HR because he equates them with corporate bullshit. He's currently being chewed out by our manager in a conference room across the hall.

    I had debated not going to the meeting. The meeting was the better option.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I'm at a big education technology conference today and tomorrow. It already seems boring and a bunch of the breakout sessions seem like they would be useless to me. I'll go to this Apple one since it is being done by Apple itself and maybe they'll give out cool things?

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I am slowly going slightly mad* on this project, if the manager I'm working for wasn't coming back from overseas next week I might have snapped because its really hard to work on something as described by cave drawings and hand gestures by proxy. Also all of the other double talk and confusing misinformation coming from other assets makes this trying and extremely confusing as to who is doing what and what is being done.

    *

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Sassafrass, that is not an event but an opportunity to blackmail the slackers who don't show.

    Break them for their treachery.

    The problem is that there is no punishment for not participating in things. They have nothing to threaten anyone with.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    This keynote speaker already has some pretty heavy Nintendo copyright infringement. Though there is at least one Mario up there that is some crazy third party Mario.

    Also there is a drawing for an apple watch.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    So the one Graduate Assistant that I like (not the one who accused me of having a tone with him) is graduating in a few weeks.

    Brought me a cronut today and he showed me his suggestions for streamlining the office. Apparently, before he leaves any job he writes up a list of suggestions for what would make things easier around the office. He had a meeting with his supervisor and it went well.

    Dang I love this kid.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Jesus so many pop culture references in this guy's talk.

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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I had to google "cronut" just now. Looks delicious.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassafrass, that is not an event but an opportunity to blackmail the slackers who don't show.

    Break them for their treachery.

    The problem is that there is no punishment for not participating in things. They have nothing to threaten anyone with.

    Then we'll just have to invent some punishments then, won't we? Also, I still have a paperback copy that is a brief encyclopedia of tortures and executions lying around in case we get some writer's block.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    So the one Graduate Assistant that I like (not the one who accused me of having a tone with him) is graduating in a few weeks.

    Brought me a cronut today and he showed me his suggestions for streamlining the office. Apparently, before he leaves any job he writes up a list of suggestions for what would make things easier around the office. He had a meeting with his supervisor and it went well.

    Dang I love this kid.

    Hopefully he brings up those suggestions earlier in his career... I know some people don't like hearing them, but honestly improving things is something everyone should be for.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    So the one Graduate Assistant that I like (not the one who accused me of having a tone with him) is graduating in a few weeks.

    Brought me a cronut today and he showed me his suggestions for streamlining the office. Apparently, before he leaves any job he writes up a list of suggestions for what would make things easier around the office. He had a meeting with his supervisor and it went well.

    Dang I love this kid.

    Hopefully he brings up those suggestions earlier in his career... I know some people don't like hearing them, but honestly improving things is something everyone should be for.

    Over the last year and a half that I knew him he definitely got better about speaking up. There were some things he brought up that his supervisor was surprised to hear were issues because she just doesn't know what their day can actually look like. I hope they listen to him because he had a lot of good ideas that they could start using right away.

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Honestly it sounds like he wants to make sure you're "cooked" as a positive recommendation should his next employer call you.

    on the other hand mmmm cronuts yes please I will take your bribe

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I really hate all of the drama that comes with working in an office.

    One of my peers is upset because they told her she won't be considered for any movement because she isn't meeting her productivity goals.

    Of course, they are moving me and I've never even had productivity goals because I'm too new.

    She's been here for like 10 years in the same position and everyone is talking about how unfair it is and blah blah blah.

    I didn't say anything because frankly, it's not my place but I'm thinking... Why don't you just work harder and meet goals?

    I wouldn't expect to me moved either if I'm not doing a good job.

    I think everyone in this office hates me but I really don't care.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Why did you schedule the meeting in Standard time when we are both in Daylight Savings???

    Edit: Oh you're just late.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I really hate all of the drama that comes with working in an office.

    One of my peers is upset because they told her she won't be considered for any movement because she isn't meeting her productivity goals.

    Of course, they are moving me and I've never even had productivity goals because I'm too new.

    She's been here for like 10 years in the same position and everyone is talking about how unfair it is and blah blah blah.

    I didn't say anything because frankly, it's not my place but I'm thinking... Why don't you just work harder and meet goals?

    I wouldn't expect to me moved either if I'm not doing a good job.

    I think everyone in this office hates me but I really don't care.

    Some people get the attitude of "why is he working so hard, now we all look bad" then get mad at you for doing your job. These people are safe to ignore. They suck at their job and in a year when you're far removed from the meaningless shit they work on, you won't ever have to see them.

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