here's one of my favorite pirate diddies
There once was pirate named Gold Roger, who was the King of the Pirates.
He had fame, power and wealth beyond your wildest dreams.
Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said.
"My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first.
I left everything I own in One Piece.
Ever since, pirates from all over the world set sail for the Grand Line
searching for One Piece the treasure that will make their dreams
come true."
Yo!
Ya-yo Ya yo!
Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy.
Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo.
Dreamin', don't give it up Nami!
Dreamin', don't gi-give it up give it up give it up give it up give it-no!
Here's how the story goes we find out, about a treasure
in the Grand Line there's no doubt.
The pirates whose eyes on it he'll sing "I'll be King of the Pirates,
I'm goin' to be King!"
Ya-yo Ya-yo Ya-yo, uh-oh.
His name is Luffy (that's Monkey D. Luffy)
Goin' to be king of the pirates.
He's made of rubber (How did that happen)
Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of gum-gum
Ya-yo Ya yo
His name Zolo, he's just like a samarai.
And a L.A.D.Y, Nami's not shy.
Usopps doing that marksman thing, Sanji cooking, Choppers doctoring
Ya-yo Ya-yo Ya-yo, uh-oh
Set sail for One Piece, it's the name of the treasure
In the Grand Line.
Ya-yo, Ya-yo set sail for One Piece!
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do you have any All New International Maritime Explorers that you like clint
All of them drunk, except for me
''Twas I who had to brave the storm
With nothing inside to keep me warm
With a yo, ho,ho,ho
Over the raging seas we go,
With a ...(etc)
...Thats a song from back when Garfield was real, man.
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Draggin' Dragon,
Rock the Dragon,
Dragon's all "Zzzzz"
Seriously though, Shenandoah is so good
sounds like a song about how being DD sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx5uegVP-78
http://chickenonaraft.com/
Not only was he a tactical genius, he was able to control darkness
Absolutely incredible
Lowlands awaaaay...
It's kind of fun for about an hour.
edit: Also I harbour a secret but lasting resentment for any group that sings "Bound for South Australia" because in south australia you were NOT born. I was! I'm the only one here, dammit!
Arittakeno yume o kakiatsume
sagashi mono sagashini yuku no sa ONE PIECE
netsu ni ukasare kaji o toru no sa
HOKORI ka butteta takara no chizu mo
tashikameta no nara densetsu jyanai!
kojin teki na arashi wa dareka no
BIORHYTHM nokkatte
omoi sugose ba iiarittakeno yume o kakiatsume
sagashi mono sagashini yuku no sa
POCKET no COIN, soreto
YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND?
WE ARE, WE ARE ON THE CRUISE! WE ARE!
zembu mani ukete shinji chattemo
kata o osarete iippo LEAD no sa
kondo aetanara hanasu tsumorisa
sore kara no koto to kore kara no kototsumari itsumo PINCH wa dareka ni
APPEAL dekiru ii CHANCE
ji ishiki kajyoo ni!
shimittareta yoru o buttobase!
takara bako ni KYOUMI wa nai kedo
POCKET ni ROMAN, soreto
YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND?
WE ARE, WE ARE ON THE CRUISE! WE ARE!
arittakeno yume o kakiatsume
sagashi mono sagashini yuku no sa
POCKET no COIN, soreto
YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND?
WE ARE, WE ARE ON THE CRUISE! WE ARE! WE ARE!
WE ARE!
It was not a good time
he also really liked ramen
something something nine-tails demon
There would be no Blackbeard without his first captain, Benjamin Hornigold.
A pirate who chose to hunt literally every ship except British vessels, so that if captured by the Crown, he could say he was a freelance privateer.
A pirate who one time had this said about him after capturing a ship:
A pirate who did the most mutinous, piratey thing possible who, when captured, instantly turned on all of his fellow pirates and chose to hunt them all down in exchange for pardons.
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I'm a fan of Henry Mainwaring, who started as a Lawyer, then became a Pirate, and then retired as a Politican (the jokes largely write themselves)
He's also one of the few famous pirates who did manage to retire peacefully.
My favourite part is in exchange for a pardon, he wrote a book on how to suppress piracy, in which a key piece of advice was to never, ever pardon pirates.
"to set them at liberty is but licensing them to enter into the same way again, for that the most part of them will never be reclaimed, as appears plainly by those who have been heretofore pardoned”10:45 AM
that is drenched in equal parts irony and hypocrisy and I love it
wow!!!!!!
yeah, but i'd rather join up with reinhard and the empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI
but they're listening to every word I say
but they're listening to every word I say
Possibly ear-ly in the mornin'
but they're listening to every word I say
Put 'im in the scuppers with the captain's daughter
Put 'im in the scuppers with the captain's daughter
Ear-ly in the mornin'
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades