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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    mhm. mhm. I have a book for you.

    Gray's_Anatomy_40th_edition-_cover.jpg

    ooh i love that show

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    huh, _J_ got banned again
    weird
    i assume he was accidentally unbanned or something because he didn't do nutt'n *kicks grass*

    yeah his last post was in that discussion about how the banned users group doesn't necessarily mean you're perma'd

    maybe we were wrong!

    maybe he was let out by accident and was just settling down to get married when the crack team of mods found him and threw him back in the slammer

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    harrison ford almost died recently but he lived. i hope he's doing okay. he crashed his plane onto a golf course like a baller.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    let's talk about man nips guys

    mine are way too big and it makes me super self concious

    back story: my older siblings gave me a lot of purple nurples as a child/also i would play with them a lot when I was a kid

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    maybe _J_ was us all along

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    the tsa precheck thing is fucking hilarious to me

    pay us $85, now you get to go through airport security like it was before 9/11

    fuck the tsa and everything they stand for

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i beat bloodborne and i got the secret "good" ending and it was terrible

    fuck dis urf

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    my nipples are very small but perfectly formed and they get real pointy

    is that doing anything for anyone

    how hairy

    my chest is hairy but my nipples are perfectly preserved hair free zones

    tiny oasiseses

    except now i suddenly have fully formed grey chest hairs

    what the fuck, body.

    GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THAT WEAK NIP CASTLE

    *flips table*

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    huh he actually existed as some ethereal poasting creature on the 8th

    I see

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    thick chitin exoskeleton covering thorax impervious to human bullet

    919UOwT.png
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    when I maybe 5 or 6 years old I went to a birthday party at a pool and since I only have brothers and my mom is kinda super open about being naked around her kids I didn't understand why all the girls there had their nips covered up while the boys didn't

    and so I got really self conscious about my nipples and just sat there huddled on a bench covering my nipples and refused to go into the pool the entire time

    Sir Landshark on
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    mhm. mhm. I have a book for you.

    Gray's_Anatomy_40th_edition-_cover.jpg

    What in the fuck bit of anatomy is that

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    my nips have fur

  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    my nipples are very small but perfectly formed and they get real pointy

    is that doing anything for anyone

    how hairy

    my chest is hairy but my nipples are perfectly preserved hair free zones

    tiny oasiseses

    except now i suddenly have fully formed grey chest hairs

    what the fuck, body.

    I have no chest hair.

    Except for my nipples.

    You want it? I don't really.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    the tsa precheck thing is fucking hilarious to me

    pay us $85, now you get to go through airport security like it was before 9/11

    fuck the tsa and everything they stand for

    but they are making us safer landshark!!!!

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    when I maybe 5 or 6 years old I went to a birthday party at a pool and since I only have brothers and my mom is kinda super open about being naked around her kids I didn't understand why all the girls there had their nips covered up while the boys didn't

    and so I got really self conscious about my nipples and just sat their huddled on a bench covering my nipples and refused to go into the pool the entire time

    so you became a shark because sharks don't have nipples

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    wait you guys have hair growing out of your nipple areas

    i thought those were supposed to be the only free zones

    i have a thick majestic carpet/forest of chest hair yet somehow my back is not hairy. i am the ubermensch.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    wait you guys have hair growing out of your nipple areas

    i thought those were supposed to be the only free zones

    i have a thick majestic carpet/forest of chest hair yet somehow my back is not hairy. i am the ubermensch.

    I have some hair but it's really hard to see cuz it's blond

    oddly enough, the rest of my chest hair is brown

    also my pubes in case anyone was curious

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    mhm. mhm. I have a book for you.

    Gray's_Anatomy_40th_edition-_cover.jpg

    What in the fuck bit of anatomy is that

    I don't know i aint no doctor sheeit

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    So has anyone told you guys yet that we got a puppy?

    Because, uh
    we got a puppy

    11084287_486025694882152_4541835352421125113_n.jpg?oh=22cd2360ba796031d6fb60fddd13f79b&oe=559D6539

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    my nips themselves have no hair but there's a circle of heavier growth just around the areola

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    mhm. mhm. I have a book for you.

    Gray's_Anatomy_40th_edition-_cover.jpg

    What in the fuck bit of anatomy is that

    buy the book!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    does harrison ford have an earring in that photo or am i crazy

    Harrison Ford has had an earring since the 90s, yo

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    mhm. mhm. I have a book for you.

    Gray's_Anatomy_40th_edition-_cover.jpg

    What in the fuck bit of anatomy is that

    buy the book!

    I'm waiting for the movie

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    There was some kind of bug. Or Geth is starting a resistance movement.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    wait you guys have hair growing out of your nipple areas

    i thought those were supposed to be the only free zones

    i have a thick majestic carpet/forest of chest hair yet somehow my back is not hairy. i am the ubermensch.

    i have hair around mine but not, like, out of the nipple itself

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    wait you guys have hair growing out of your nipple areas

    i thought those were supposed to be the only free zones

    i have a thick majestic carpet/forest of chest hair yet somehow my back is not hairy. i am the ubermensch.

    I have some hair but it's really hard to see cuz it's blond

    oddly enough, the rest of my chest hair is brown

    also my pubes in case anyone was curious

    how can an asian man have blond hair. make u think

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    So has anyone told you guys yet that we got a puppy?

    Because, uh
    we got a puppy

    11084287_486025694882152_4541835352421125113_n.jpg?oh=22cd2360ba796031d6fb60fddd13f79b&oe=559D6539

    that's a very puppy expression

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    There was some kind of bug. Or Geth is starting a resistance movement.

    well it makes sense he would start with the robots

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    mhm. mhm. I have a book for you.

    Gray's_Anatomy_40th_edition-_cover.jpg

    What in the fuck bit of anatomy is that

    I think a fallopian tube? The end by the ovary.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    does harrison ford have an earring in that photo or am i crazy

    Harrison Ford has had an earring since the 90s, yo

    that makes sense because it seems like a very 90s thing for a guy to have. i haven't seen a guy with an earring in the 2000s outside of Jack Sparrow to my knowledge.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    wait you guys have hair growing out of your nipple areas

    i thought those were supposed to be the only free zones

    i have a thick majestic carpet/forest of chest hair yet somehow my back is not hairy. i am the ubermensch.

    I have some hair but it's really hard to see cuz it's blond

    oddly enough, the rest of my chest hair is brown

    also my pubes in case anyone was curious

    how can an asian man have blond hair. make u think

    there are no Asian sharks tho

    my cousins were hunted to extinction

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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    So has anyone told you guys yet that we got a puppy?

    Because, uh
    we got a puppy

    11084287_486025694882152_4541835352421125113_n.jpg?oh=22cd2360ba796031d6fb60fddd13f79b&oe=559D6539

    that's a very puppy expression

    She is photogenic

    11138652_10152759262070756_7253168575214375346_n.jpg?oh=20c3fcca2809c7f7960e7d5b89cbcf99&oe=5599F7FE

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    mhm. mhm. I have a book for you.

    Gray's_Anatomy_40th_edition-_cover.jpg

    What in the fuck bit of anatomy is that

    buy the book!
    “Tractography reconstruction of the perisylvian language pathways from Catani, Jones & Ffytche, Ann Neurol 2005.” This tractography reconstruction of the language pathways has updated, after almost 120 years, the anatomy of the language networks.

    Oh

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    hakks, i am not going to put up with your nipple shame

    i am bold and beautiful

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    the tsa precheck thing is fucking hilarious to me

    pay us $85, now you get to go through airport security like it was before 9/11

    tru, it's silly

    but i have TSA pre-check through global entry

    totes worth it

    it's gr8

    poo
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    some sort of spaniel? king Charles cavalier?

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I just opened a cabinet at work and saw two boxes that had written on them, "vag lights."

    it's just not something you expect to see

    and no i didn't look in the box


    lest the box peer into me also

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    There was some kind of bug. Or Geth is starting a resistance movement.

    oh god

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