Should I be buying shit in GTA Single Player yet? Like should Franklin get a new home? Or something? Or buy more guns? I dont know what I'm doing ahhhhh
Beyond the occasional body armor I don't buy much until the end game.
Where each character gets like $40m and you can use Franklin's assassin missions to manipulate stock and get a few hundred million each.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
had a bunch of people come up to me afterwards asking questions and thanking me
at one point the whole 300-ish strong lecture hall was filled with raucous laughter over an impromptu joke I made. had to wait a good 10 seconds for it to quiet down so I could continue my presentation
also my final slide was a video of a bridge getting blown the fuck up and who doesn't love EXPLOSIONS
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I don't know if I could play a modern GTA. I think the series worked better when it was more cartoonish and over the top. The more real the people get, the more disturbing the game is. That basically ruined GTA 4 for me.
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
had a bunch of people come up to me afterwards asking questions and thanking me
at one point the whole 300-ish strong lecture hall was filled with raucous laughter over an impromptu joke I made. had to wait a good 10 seconds for it to quiet down so I could continue my presentation
also my final slide was a video of a bridge getting blown the fuck up and who doesn't love EXPLOSIONS
Come to the real manhattan and Burg with us as a victory lap.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
I don't know if I could play a modern GTA. I think the series worked better when it was more cartoonish and over the top. The more real the people get, the more disturbing the game is. That basically ruined GTA 4 for me.
Pretty much every character in the game is a cartoon character.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
Also, I havent had booze since Monday. I made 3 three dranks while we were watching a bar themed "Expert shows up and yells at small business owner" reality show.
@deebaser bar rescue? That shit is reality tv crack for me
had a bunch of people come up to me afterwards asking questions and thanking me
at one point the whole 300-ish strong lecture hall was filled with raucous laughter over an impromptu joke I made. had to wait a good 10 seconds for it to quiet down so I could continue my presentation
also my final slide was a video of a bridge getting blown the fuck up and who doesn't love EXPLOSIONS
Come to the real manhattan and Burg with us as a victory lap.
I wish bro. maybe one day. my wife loooooooooooves nyc.
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I would like to posit that a pretty girl knocking on your door with a minor problem is without question the best alarm clock.
Pretty neighbor lady with the crazy striking blue eyes knock-knocked because she was having car trouble. Got dressed in the most rapid flash and did my best Ryan Gosling impression under her hood (:winky:) and invited her out for drinks later tonight.
I don't know if I could play a modern GTA. I think the series worked better when it was more cartoonish and over the top. The more real the people get, the more disturbing the game is. That basically ruined GTA 4 for me.
I don't know if I could play a modern GTA. I think the series worked better when it was more cartoonish and over the top. The more real the people get, the more disturbing the game is. That basically ruined GTA 4 for me.
It depends on how far anti they go with the hero. Trevor was really the first time you actively had to be a horrible person in the GTA series. Even GTAIV, I think to beat the game you only had to kill a single person maybe two, everyone else was optional.
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screwdrivers using mcdonalds orange juice
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Also, I havent had booze since Monday. I made 3 three dranks while we were watching a bar themed "Expert shows up and yells at small business owner" reality show.
deebaser bar rescue? That shit is reality tv crack for me
That's the one! We love that ridiculous show. I was giggling nonstop because they were rehabing a bar I used to frequent in my early 20s. When I went to Austin last year I made it a point of hitting the bars he did down there. One of the owners was shit talking the show unprompted as I sat there. It was glorious.
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
who the fuck thought of a screwdriver
ugh
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
I don't know if I could play a modern GTA. I think the series worked better when it was more cartoonish and over the top. The more real the people get, the more disturbing the game is. That basically ruined GTA 4 for me.
GTA 4 took itself waaaaaay too seriously.
GTA 5 is p much the right blend of satire and comedy and gallows humor that it works... most of the time.
I would straight up be embarrassed to play Trevor's intro in front of anyone not familiar with the series though - it is just disgusting in the wrong way, and hard to laugh at in any way whatsoever.
Trevor gets sooooooo much better once he leaves the desert and brings his whirlwind of destruction into the big city.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I would like to posit that a pretty girl knocking on your door with a minor problem is without question the best alarm clock.
Pretty neighbor lady with the crazy striking blue eyes knock-knocked because she was having car trouble. Got dressed in the most rapid flash and did my best Ryan Gosling impression under her hood (:winky:) and invited her out for drinks later tonight.
I don't know if I could play a modern GTA. I think the series worked better when it was more cartoonish and over the top. The more real the people get, the more disturbing the game is. That basically ruined GTA 4 for me.
They use the portal split trick from Reboot to split GTA 4 into Red Dead Redemption and GTA 5. RDR is overall a serious even melancholy game, while GTA 5 maintains the juvenile humour for the most part.
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Oh god I've been mistaking DUE for some other poster for the better part of a year haven't I
Bless your heart.
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i get so fucking disappointed when a bloody mary is clearly just someone opened a can of tomato juice, dumped some vodka in it and threw a handful of olives
shit needs to be thick
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I would like to posit that a pretty girl knocking on your door with a minor problem is without question the best alarm clock.
Pretty neighbor lady with the crazy striking blue eyes knock-knocked because she was having car trouble. Got dressed in the most rapid flash and did my best Ryan Gosling impression under her hood (:winky:) and invited her out for drinks later tonight.
hoho good morning earth you crazy scoundrel!
Wait
I thought you didnt like the womens.
due has ploinked many a fair maiden in his day young man
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I know this isn't necessarily the right forum for it, but the pvp comic had me cracking up.
Whoa, PVP talk in chat. That brings back memories.
*zepherin on the list*
I'm on many lists.
It is why TSA does a cavity search on me when I fly.
haha this reminds me
on my flight home something in my lower waist area showed up on the backscatter thingy and I had to wait for a pat down
they were like, are you wearing a belt or something
and it was all I could do to keep from saying NO SIR JUST MY HUGE DONGER
There... uh... a couple TSA agents just got arrested for manipulating the backscatter machine, the woman running the screen would mark males as female when they went into it so it would identify the dick as an unknown object, so a male TSA agent could get off on ball-grabbing them.
I know this isn't necessarily the right forum for it, but the pvp comic had me cracking up.
Whoa, PVP talk in chat. That brings back memories.
*zepherin on the list*
I'm on many lists.
It is why TSA does a cavity search on me when I fly.
haha this reminds me
on my flight home something in my lower waist area showed up on the backscatter thingy and I had to wait for a pat down
they were like, are you wearing a belt or something
and it was all I could do to keep from saying NO SIR JUST MY HUGE DONGER
There... uh... a couple TSA agents just got arrested for manipulating the backscatter machine, the woman running the screen would mark males as female when they went into it so it would identify the dick as an unknown object, so a male TSA agent could get off on ball-grabbing them.
I would like to posit that a pretty girl knocking on your door with a minor problem is without question the best alarm clock.
Pretty neighbor lady with the crazy striking blue eyes knock-knocked because she was having car trouble. Got dressed in the most rapid flash and did my best Ryan Gosling impression under her hood (:winky:) and invited her out for drinks later tonight.
hoho good morning earth you crazy scoundrel!
DUE was like
"Hang on baby let me just put on some auto repair music"
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Beyond the occasional body armor I don't buy much until the end game.
When I was leveling you the other day I think I was around Paragon 70 on my seasonal. I am too busy with GTA V right now though
fuckin nailed it bro
had a bunch of people come up to me afterwards asking questions and thanking me
at one point the whole 300-ish strong lecture hall was filled with raucous laughter over an impromptu joke I made. had to wait a good 10 seconds for it to quiet down so I could continue my presentation
also my final slide was a video of a bridge getting blown the fuck up and who doesn't love EXPLOSIONS
what day
Come to the real manhattan and Burg with us as a victory lap.
Pretty much every character in the game is a cartoon character.
It is why TSA does a cavity search on me when I fly.
@deebaser bar rescue? That shit is reality tv crack for me
level 20 is better than level 70 fyi hth
Synd
Space
Van
Tuesday after work at Ivy?
Listen, one has to make do with the circumstances in which one finds oneself
AP has vacation gumption and I respect that
I wish bro. maybe one day. my wife loooooooooooves nyc.
This place is actually pretty good
Not pro tier. But decent.
I don't fly sober
Pretty neighbor lady with the crazy striking blue eyes knock-knocked because she was having car trouble. Got dressed in the most rapid flash and did my best Ryan Gosling impression under her hood (:winky:) and invited her out for drinks later tonight.
hoho good morning earth you crazy scoundrel!
I turned out to be wrong. Therefore I am bawsss
Then you'd love Trevor!
It depends on how far anti they go with the hero. Trevor was really the first time you actively had to be a horrible person in the GTA series. Even GTAIV, I think to beat the game you only had to kill a single person maybe two, everyone else was optional.
haha this reminds me
on my flight home something in my lower waist area showed up on the backscatter thingy and I had to wait for a pat down
they were like, are you wearing a belt or something
and it was all I could do to keep from saying NO SIR JUST MY HUGE DONGER
That's the one! We love that ridiculous show. I was giggling nonstop because they were rehabing a bar I used to frequent in my early 20s. When I went to Austin last year I made it a point of hitting the bars he did down there. One of the owners was shit talking the show unprompted as I sat there. It was glorious.
ugh
GTA 4 took itself waaaaaay too seriously.
GTA 5 is p much the right blend of satire and comedy and gallows humor that it works... most of the time.
I would straight up be embarrassed to play Trevor's intro in front of anyone not familiar with the series though - it is just disgusting in the wrong way, and hard to laugh at in any way whatsoever.
Trevor gets sooooooo much better once he leaves the desert and brings his whirlwind of destruction into the big city.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Wait
I thought you didnt like the womens.
They use the portal split trick from Reboot to split GTA 4 into Red Dead Redemption and GTA 5. RDR is overall a serious even melancholy game, while GTA 5 maintains the juvenile humour for the most part.
i get so fucking disappointed when a bloody mary is clearly just someone opened a can of tomato juice, dumped some vodka in it and threw a handful of olives
shit needs to be thick
due has ploinked many a fair maiden in his day young man
Stolen from SE++ but goddamn that is an amazing series of expressions.
ivy is the one by columbus circle right
#snubbed
no itz ok just cuz i cant eat and probably wouldn't be able go anyway doesnt mean my feelings are hurt
feelings are...for the weak.....*sob*
NNID: Hakkekage
Once again confused on its existence.
But whatever.
I guess you need an access database when your total non-contract employee number is 17.
There... uh... a couple TSA agents just got arrested for manipulating the backscatter machine, the woman running the screen would mark males as female when they went into it so it would identify the dick as an unknown object, so a male TSA agent could get off on ball-grabbing them.
Do... do you live in Denver?
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_27911616/tsa-screeners-accused-groping-men-during-checks-at
there was no snub. this entire conversation came up because you are on some sort of kale and rabbit fart diet.
methane converts to sugar too quickly, she couldn't have the rabbit farts.
She can sub for a gallon of melted butter though.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I live in Chicago area neighbor
but I was flying out of Kansas City. and wow that's terrible.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
i havent had a single kale thx u
was also surprised to learn that carrots are also off the menu
too much goddamn sugar apparently
Why is there sugar in EVERYTHING
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You must train your body to run on feelings
DUE was like
"Hang on baby let me just put on some auto repair music"
Because it is one of the fundamental fuels of all life and one of the most commonly generated products of life?
Biochemistry deals with a lot of stuff that ends in -ose.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...