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Tounge Twisters
iusehappymod
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Another awe inspiring thread made me think about some of my favorite tonngue twisters (like ur moms vag lol) and I totally came up with like, 3 that I really like...
Infact, they aren't really even tongue twisters, they're just fun things to say. I'll rename the thread later.
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts
He thrusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
What a to-do to die today at a quarter or two to two, a thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do.
She stood upon the balcony, inexplicably mimicking his hiccoughing and amicably welcoming him home.
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Infact, they aren't really even tongue twisters, they're just fun things to say. I'll rename the thread later.
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts
He thrusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
What a to-do to die today at a quarter or two to two, a thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do.
She stood upon the balcony, inexplicably mimicking his hiccoughing and amicably welcoming him home.
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Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
That one is easy.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Stanislovsky's little sister was a syphillitic thistle sifter.
Another good one us theatre people use is:
To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a life-long lock ((clap clap))
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper
On a big, black block.
UNIQUE NEW YORK
THE HUMAN TORCH
WAS DENIED A BANK LOAN
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I am one of those "theatre people", and that provided another fun one I was looking for.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
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Fox
Socks
Box
Knox
Knox in box.
Fox in socks.
Knox on fox in socks in box.
Socks on Knox and Knox in box.
Fox in socks on box on Knox.
Chicks with bricks come.
Chicks with blocks come.
Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.
Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.
First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.
You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.
And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox....
Socks on chicks and chicks on fox.
Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks.
Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.
Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....
Clocks on fox tick.
Clocks on Knox tock.
Six sick bricks tick.
Six sick chicks tock.
Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.
I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,
mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....
New socks.
Two socks.
Whose socks?
Sue's socks.
Who sews whose socks?
Sue sews Sue's socks.
Who sees who sew whose new socks, sir?
You see Sue sew Sue's new socks, sir.
That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir.
Who comes? ...
Crow comes.
Slow Joe Crow comes.
Who sews crow's clothes?
Sue sews crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.
Sue sews socks of fox in socks now.
Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now.
Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes.
Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose.
Hose goes.
Rose grows.
Nose hose goes some.
Crow's rose grows some.
Mr. Fox!
I hate this game, sir.
This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir.
Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir.
We'll find something new to do now.
Here is lots of new blue goo now.
New goo. Blue goo.
Gooey. Gooey.
Blue goo. New goo.
Gluey. Gluey.
Gooey goo for chewy chewing!
That's what that Goo-Goose is doing.
Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir.
Do, sir.
Mr. Fox, sir,
I won't do it.
I can't say.
I won't chew it.
Very well, sir.
Step this way.
We'll find another game to play.
Bim comes.
Ben comes.
Bim brings Ben broom.
Ben brings Bim broom.
Ben bends Bim's broom.
Bim bends Ben's broom.
Bim's bends.
Ben's bends.
Ben's bent broom breaks.
Bim's bent broom breaks.
Ben's band. Bim's band.
Big bands. Pig bands.
Bim and Ben lead bands with brooms.
Ben's band bangs and Bim's band booms.
Pig band! Boom band!
Big band! Broom band!
My poor mouth can't say that. No, sir.
My poor mouth is much too slow, sir.
Well then... bring your mouth this way.
I'll find it something it can say.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
I can't blab such blibber blubber!
My tongue isn't make of rubber.
Mr. Knox. Now come now. Come now.
You don't have to be so dumb now....
Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please....
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say such silly stuff, sir.
Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....
What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...
When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.
AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
AND...
When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.
AND...
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.
AND...
Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!
When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...
...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!
Fox in socks, our game is done, sir.
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.
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Oh, childhood logic. How i miss thee.
sup yo
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
ohh man, you must be poor to live in a pile of shit cwazy!
I knew it!
hey dude, my older brother told me, and he knows cuz he's like 13, he said that if you pee on a girls crotch she could get pregnant.
Why would you ever wanna get close enough to a girl to pee on her crotch?
You can get rabies or somthing off of girls.
Just what i heard.
There was a big fire in New Farm just near where I work a little while ago... I think it was the james st markets.
There where fire trucks and helicopters and smoke and sirens and lights and it was awesome.
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Bobby down the street got rabies when he got attacked snipe hunting, but you should still totally go, it's awesome!
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
I shot the city sheriff sitting the shower.
I can do this next one in 10 seconds:
Betty Botter bought some butter,
But, she said, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
That wil make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
If you look under the rocks and plants and take a glance at the fancy ants...and maybe try a few.
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I absoloutly hate that i have a mindblock right now and cannot for the fucking life of me remeber what the fuck this is from.
I can hear the song so perfectly in my head, but theres a huge gap where an obvious part should be.
Oh christ it's actually physically painful.
What the fuck is that from.
of course fucking jungle book.
Also.
I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.