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Scarlett Johansson to star in Jenna Jameson biopic

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lost in Translation was great too.

    Plus, shes playing a pornstar. Its not exactly Schindler's List over here.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can't think of a single actress that has a wide, dymanic range.

    But Scarlett gives me wide, dynamic boners

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I really liked Lost in Translation for Bill Murray's depressing-ass shit and Scarlett Johansson's prettiness.

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm in agreement with monkeybomb.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I really liked Lost in Translation for Bill Murray's depressing-ass shit and Scarlett Johansson's prettiness.

    That movie pretty much combines my year in Korea with the end of my first mariage and thus I will always love it.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Scoop was really bad and is the only movie that has Hugh Jackman in it that I refuse to buy





    (and I bought Someone Like You)

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I would only see Scoop because Hugh Jackman and Ian McShane are in it

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Haha hey deemer you know I saw Hugh Jackman on Broadway in "The Boy from Oz" :winky:

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I heard he was amazing in that

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    That movie pretty much combines my year in Korea with the end of my first mariage and thus I will always love it.
    What about your six months stint in the jungles of thailand subsisting on beatles and water collected on palm fronds?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    That movie pretty much combines my year in Korea with the end of my first mariage and thus I will always love it.
    What about your six months stint in the jungles of thailand subsisting on beatles and water collected on palm fronds?

    Do you know how hard it is being a ladyboy in the mean streets of thailand? A man's gotta eat.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    That movie pretty much combines my year in Korea with the end of my first mariage and thus I will always love it.
    What about your six months stint in the jungles of thailand subsisting on beatles and water collected on palm fronds?

    The only time he spent in Thailand was banging 13 year old whores for 5 dollars and a pack of smokes.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lost... do you need to talk to an adult about your time with Weaver?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ssshhh, I don't want to spoil the surprise.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Haha hey deemer you know I saw Hugh Jackman on Broadway in "The Boy from Oz" :winky:

    Was that before or after the gay kiss was cut out

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Nope I got the full treatment

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Lost in Translation was great too.

    Plus, shes playing a pornstar. Its not exactly Schindler's List over here.
    This makes me wonder like a porno version of Schindler's List would be like.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Lost in Translation was great too.

    Plus, shes playing a pornstar. Its not exactly Schindler's List over here.
    This makes me wonder like a porno version of Schindler's List would be like.


    Mass orgy in the showers.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Nope I got the full treatment

    Hate you

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Lost in Translation was great too.

    Plus, shes playing a pornstar. Its not exactly Schindler's List over here.
    This makes me wonder like a porno version of Schindler's List would be like.

    Someone should just cut scenes from that film and put a porn soundtrack behind it.

    Like a Bow Chicka Wah Wah typ music.

    Put it on Youtube.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Star_Colonel_Ian wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Lost in Translation was great too.

    Plus, shes playing a pornstar. Its not exactly Schindler's List over here.
    This makes me wonder like a porno version of Schindler's List would be like.


    Mass orgy in the showers.

    Well.

    I have to vomit now.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Scoop was really bad and is the only movie that has Hugh Jackman in it that I refuse to buy





    (and I bought Someone Like You)

    Deemer,

    What about Kate and Leopold, Deemer?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Of course Kate and Leopold

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Lost in Translation was great too.

    Plus, shes playing a pornstar. Its not exactly Schindler's List over here.
    This makes me wonder like a porno version of Schindler's List would be like.

    Schindler's Fist.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Lost in Translation was great too.

    Plus, shes playing a pornstar. Its not exactly Schindler's List over here.
    This makes me wonder like a porno version of Schindler's List would be like.

    Schindler's Fist.

    Schlongler's List

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well

    This is certainly some great news

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Lost in Translation was great too.

    Plus, shes playing a pornstar. Its not exactly Schindler's List over here.
    This makes me wonder like a porno version of Schindler's List would be like.

    Schindler's Fist.

    We need a new gif with Rank Wins again instead of Geek,

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  • RitchmeisterRitchmeister Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't think Jimmy Carr says "birthday".

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  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Scoop and Match Point were both really good because of her.

    The second half of Match Point is fucked up, though.

    I wish to god that Unrated DVD of The Island existed. I imagine Ewan MacGregor does as well.

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ritchmeister wrote: »
    I don't think Jimmy Carr says "birthday".

    he does. i saw him live. very funny too.

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
    You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.

    You can't show tits in a PG13 movie.



    There are multiple movies that prove this is false.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
    You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.

    You can't show tits in a PG13 movie.



    There are multiple movies that prove this is false.
    like what

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  • PojacoPojaco Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Airplane was PG, it has boobalas

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
    You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.

    You can't show tits in a PG13 movie.



    There are multiple movies that prove this is false.
    like what

    Nell

    Also, while talking about new hotties, this is mandatory:

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    she was hubbahubbahubba in Kingdom of Heaven

    i mean daaaaamn

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    she was hubbahubbahubba in Kingdom of Heaven

    i mean daaaaamn
    there's way more of her in the director's cut

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I would have to agree

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    she was hubbahubbahubba in Kingdom of Heaven

    i mean daaaaamn
    there's way more of her in the director's cut
    yes i heard i need to get it

    it's like an hour longer yes?

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Eva Green did several sex scenes and tons of full frontal a few years ago in a french movie. You guys HAVE to have seen it by now, right? The Dreamers? She's naked for 3/4 of the movie...

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yep

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