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[Chat], Second of His Name
Eddy
Gengar the BittersweetRegistered User regular
Gengar the BittersweetRegistered User regular
Eddy, First of His Name, created the one true chat on May 27th, 2015. Short was his reign, quickly being toppled by Thomamelas the Usurper. But Pope Geth and Eddy's successor, Eddy, Second of His Name, conspired to take back the throne by right of conquest.
And so as it was written, so it was done. Eddy, Second of His Name received the crown on May 31, 2015. May his reign last ten thousand pages.
The seed... is strong.
And so as it was written, so it was done. Eddy, Second of His Name received the crown on May 31, 2015. May his reign last ten thousand pages.
The seed... is strong.
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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Eddy
you're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
watching for my opportunity
Not like my last one, which had ... legitimacy issues. >_>
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Bergen_city_centre_and_surroundings_Panorama_edited.jpg
Bergen. Seen from right where I live.
That is quite picturesque
I've seen bigger tho
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Bergen is like
The opposite of Los Angeles
how is chat
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Quick, we need heals!
omg
all of you
so needy
who is harmed
Look I have limited spell slots I can't get all of you you'll have to fight it out and I'll heal the fittest and most likely to survive
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
butts
same as usual then
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Wait is that how geth picks?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
And not just for humoring my whims!
Also hello again Pony, how's it* hanging?
*the sun
That's what he said.
heal meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Socrates
Who wins: Socrates
Look, there is a -100% chance that Socrates lands a KO, but that’s because he doesn’t need to. you come in spoiling for a fight and by the end of it you’re seriously debating whether you can truly claim to have ownership of your arms. It makes you want to fight him more and then you just get deeper into the spiral. don’t bother.
Plato
Who wins: Plato
Sorry, but his name literally means ‘burly guy.’ you’re not going to win this one.
Aristotle
Who wins: You
Ok actually I don’t know who wins here but Aristotle needs to be beaten up so badly. Please punch him. I’ll help.
Diogenes:
Who wins: Diogenes
I get why you want to fight him. I want to fight him. Everyone wants to fight him. don’t do it tho. His entire life is a series of him asking people to fight him and he still lived to one million years old. Don’t do it.
Epicurus
Who wins: Epicurus
Jesus don’t fight Epicurus. dude does NOT care. your punches will be like water off a ducks back.
Kant
Who wins: Nobody
I forget the argument I was going to make because I just looked him up and he looks like a weird adult baby.
you’ll win this one but why do you want to fight an adult baby. Avoid.
Voltaire
Who wins: You
sidenote: is there a single picture where Voltaire doesn’t look punchable?
honestly. anyway, look at the guy, he’s like 20 pounds. punch him.
Hume
Who wins: Hume
‘In 1731, he was afflicted with a ravenous appetite and palpitations of the heart. After eating well for a time, he went from being “tall, lean and raw-bon'd” to being “sturdy, robust and healthful-like”’ HE GOT ILL AND IT ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER. AVOID.
Hegel
Who wins: ???
I honestly don’t know but ughhhhhhh he’s so smuuuuuug. Do it. Beat up Hegel.
Kierkegaard
Who wins: You
Like, the entire Concept of Anxiety. there is no way you could lose this fight. go for it.
Spinoza
Who wins: You
But you won’t feel good about it. All this scrawny man wants to do is grind up some lenses and maybe watch some spiders making a web if its a wild day. Don’t fight Spinoza.
Descartes
Who wins: Descartes
Guy was a mercenary. He like, did fencing. Don’t fight Descartes.
Nietzsche
Who wins: You
Use his moustache as a pulley and kick him in the chest. When you knock him out whisper ‘human, all too human….’, and laugh.
John Stuart Mill
Who wins: You
JSM is the proto weird atheist guy who corners you and insists on going on and on about Richard Dawkins. You could take him easy. Fight John Stuart Mill.
Schopenhauer
Who wins: Schopenhauer
He believed that the world is fundamentally unsatisfied and in search of satisfaction?? This man is DYING to punch somebody. Don’t do it.
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Join the 1/16" club, skippy. Get that short, cool cut for summer. As a bonus, you can do it yourself, saving time, money, and greenhouse gas emissions!
It is reminiscent of the little inlet I learned to sail in
I think there's a nebulous "thread participation" that Geth takes into account, in any event.
It's also mostly random from the pool of online users, from what I understand :P
I think if you look at it in the right light it's just amusing
"Okay well, I can only heal you four HP. So I mean, I guess you're not bleeding out any more, but both your arms are still broken."
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
ranged ftw
yeah I actually like buzzing it all off but sarah prefers me with hair so most of the time I don't : (
http://gigapix.no/504/gigapiksel/utsikt-over-bergen
here, then.
But SOTAR, don't you want a [chat] thread dedicated to sports, or rockets, or the Languedoc region of France?
I always looked at D&D hit points like "Hollywood" damage. Sure, your lip might be bleeding - you might have a black eye. You might even go "ow" when someone slaps you in the back after a fight... But nothing is actually broken. You just keep trucking along, action hero style, until you hit 0 or lower.
That said, there are / were things that would specifically break stuff in 2nd edition, and there were charts on how to handle it (of course there were).
Nothing quite like hitting someone over the head with a sap, rolling a 20, rolling on the additional chart and finding out you made their INT, WIS and CHA 3 permanently due to brain damage.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
pretty much, yeah. Or, if Los Angeles was more inland, then it would be the perfect opposite. But I guess most of Los Angeles is inland.
all of those things are cool!
The person who should really get a thread is me, though, because I've never gotten one and I also know about cool things
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
thank you!