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Dammit shit FUCK YOU IRS (please don't audit me)

MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
fucking

just

I owe $554 in federal taxes

goddammit

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Sucks for you

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    smooth one, john

    looks like it's back to suckin dicks for you, huh?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I got $200 back. So

    NYAH NYAH!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm getting like, $450 back.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i'm getting a ton of money back

    i might put a down payment on a new car

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    fucking

    just

    I owe $554 in federal taxes

    goddammit

    I owe a thousand.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sure do love those interest free loans to the government

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    fucking

    just

    I owe $554 in federal taxes

    goddammit

    I owe a thousand.

    I get a thousand.

    Next year? About 2 grand. Thank god for joint custody agreements!

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm getting like, $450 back.

    I'm only getting like forty bucks :(

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm getting like, $450 back.

    I'm only getting like forty bucks :(

    At least you don't owe a thousand.

    Also, get it all in pennies and whip them at the IRS building.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    I'm only getting like forty bucks :(
    That's actually the way you want it.

    I could have, in theory, invested that $450 and made money on it.

    Since I don't invest I really view the refund as a way to force myself to save money... but in all honest, it's just losing money due to inflation, lack of interest, etc.

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  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I paid $4500

    I lose.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm getting minimal back from the Fed and owe about the same to the state. Guess I've got this down pretty well; no real pay no real refund.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    cal, you could buy a harddrive!

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I won £6 on a scratchcard

    that's like $400

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    cal, you could buy a harddrive!
    Except I'm moving in 2.5 months and need every cent.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    One of my friends is getting audited. For $20k. Because apparently, her college loans weren't meant to be used for... college... wait what the fuck?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Woo I get my own mod title edit

    t Strato: how the fuck

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm getting about 1700 back because we itemized this year. We already upped the allowances on my W4 for last year, so it looks like we can bump it up again so we have more money during the year, though a big refund feels nice.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I got $300 back.

    I paid $30 to the state.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Also: Huzzah for no state income tax.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    cal, you could buy a harddrive!
    Except I'm moving in 2.5 months and need every cent.

    i know

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Of course the reason I'm only getting forty bucks back is because I only make like a hundred bucks every two weeks

    Hooray for on-campus employment and living in a dorm I guess

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fram and I are getting a lot back, wooo

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also: Huzzah for no state income tax.
    Oh shit dog, wait what?!

    Washington doesn't have a state income tax?

    What's the sales tax?

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I got $44 back. The bill for my accountants to do my taxes was $80.00.

    Nice work guys.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also: Huzzah for no state income tax.

    Hi5!

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Claim 0!

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    haha between my state and locality, I lost another $3600 last year

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also: Huzzah for no state income tax.
    Oh shit dog, wait what?!

    Washington doesn't have a state income tax?

    What's the sales tax?

    In the Seattle area, about 9%.

    I don't know if that's high compared to anywhere else, because I have not lived anywhere else nor traveled much, but I assume it is in order to make up for the lack of income tax.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also: Huzzah for no state income tax.
    Oh shit dog, wait what?!

    Washington doesn't have a state income tax?

    What's the sales tax?
    Counties are allowed to set their own.

    I believe that most places are between 8.3-8.9%.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also: Huzzah for no state income tax.
    Oh shit dog, wait what?!

    Washington doesn't have a state income tax?

    What's the sales tax?

    In the Seattle area, about 9%.

    I don't know if that's high compared to anywhere else, because I have not lived anywhere else nor traveled much, but I assume it is in order to make up for the lack of income tax.

    It is.

    In Skagit County, I believe it is around 7.9%.

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also: Huzzah for no state income tax.
    Oh shit dog, wait what?!

    Washington doesn't have a state income tax?

    What's the sales tax?

    8%, which makes tipping easy

    edit: http://dor.wa.gov/content/home/

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  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn, I guess the $800 I have to pay isn't as bad as it could have been.


    'Course, I do only have $20 until next pay day....which then goes to my landlord.

    Whoooops.

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Edit: beat'd verily.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Eh. 9 isin't bad, but in michigan it's 6 percent. But we also have an income tax and a shitty economy here.

    FUCK YOU GRANHOLM AHHHGGGGGG!!!!1

    (sorry, had to get that out. Everytime I type something about michigan it just comes out)

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    I got $44 back. The bill for my accountants to do my taxes was $80.00.

    Nice work guys.

    my dad got fucked by his accountants, too

    they were fairly worthless and unhelpful

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  • zhen_roguezhen_rogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ahh, I miss the days of simple forms and refunds.
    Now I live in the world of quarterly payments and forms long enough to fill a phone book.

    These days, the majority of my voting goes towards who will raise taxes the least, at state and federal levels.

    You'd think small business ownership would be encouraged, not discouraged year after year.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    South Dakota had no income tax and sales tax was 6%.

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