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Do you think you could beat Meghan Trainor in a fistfight

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    no

    i don't know who meghan trainor is

    but, no

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    There is no doubt in my mind that Meghan Trainor would totally beat my ass

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    There is no doubt in my mind that Meghan Trainor would totally beat my ass

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Meghan Trainor is a pop radio superstar responsible for such smash hits as All About That Bass and Dear Future Husband

    Also she is a bare knuckle boxing champion

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    I have way too much of a crush on Meghan Trainor, she's have me laid out before I even threw a punch

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Meghan Trainor is a pop radio superstar responsible for such smash hits as All About That Bass and Dear Future Husband

    Also she is a bare knuckle boxing champion

    I have just become much, much more respectful of ms. Trainor

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I'm a prized cagefighter, I knocked Van Damme out underneath the flyover

    So maybe?

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Yes.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    no

    i don't know who meghan trainor is

    but, no
    For the love of GOD play pokemon already.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't think we're in the same weight class.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I'm a prized cagefighter, I knocked Van Damme out underneath the flyover

    So maybe?

    Kickboxer was not as good as Bloodsport, btw

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I hope so!

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Wait is Meghan Trainor actually a boxing champ

    If so holy shit I already liked her and now I like her even more

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wait is Meghan Trainor actually a boxing champ

    If so holy shit I already liked her and now I like her even more

    you are the cutest lizard

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    People can do unexpected things!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    I took Karate in junior high so yeah I'd definitely win in a fight

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I cannot beat anyone in a fistfight. Because I really don't want to fistfight anyone, ever. I would probably stand there and let her get a couple hits in, then run away like a wuss.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I think one of those inflatable clowns that always stand back up after you hit them could beat me in a fistfight.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Am I allowed to go super-saiyan stage 5?

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    no

    but why would I want to fistfight Meghan Trainor? Is that the only option I have to interact with her? what road led me down this path? could I just like... talk to her?

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  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Sure.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    nicki minaj could take her

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    nicki minaj could take her

    Nicki Minaj could take Brock Lesnar

    She's terrifying

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2015
    I think I could beat Meghan Trainor's mother in a fistfight, but only if I was super mad.

    tynic on
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Am I allowed to use my venom

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    Knob wrote: »
    Meghan Trainor is a pop radio superstar responsible for such smash hits as All About That Bass and Dear Future Husband

    Also she is a bare knuckle boxing champion

    any bare knuckle boxer that is serious has a handle bar mustache.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Wait wait wait

    I just got a note from my assistant


    I may be confusing Meghan Trainor and Pam from Archer

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Meghan Trainor is a pop radio superstar responsible for such smash hits as All About That Bass and Dear Future Husband

    Also she is a bare knuckle boxing champion

    any bare knuckle boxer that is serious has a handle bar mustache.

    And now I'm picturing Meghan Trainor with a handle bar mustache and I'm scared.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Wait wait wait

    I just got a note from my assistant


    I may be confusing Meghan Trainor and Pam from Archer

    This is an insult but I'm not sure if its to Pam or Meghan

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    in that case I'd like to change my answer to no with a side of bourbon.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I hope she IS a champion bare knuckle boxer, because her music is formulaic pop drivel with very little soul. It's a shame too because when she sings with some feeling her voice is fantastic.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Bearclaws!

    Rawr!

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I could not beat Meghan Trainor in a fistfight on the physical level but I could probably beat her at Smash Bros For Wii U by Nintendo.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Here's a super secret

    I only listen to shitty old punk rock records and generally hate everything released in the last 10 years except for Bob Mould's last record


    I am a COLLOSSAL Meghan Trainor fan, though

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I could take her in a fight between the hours of whenever she goes to sleep and whenever she never wakes up again.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I would probably go completely on the defensive and don't think I would get hurt too badly

    So to answer your question

    Could? Possibly...

    Would? Nah

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Meghan Trainor is a pop radio superstar responsible for such smash hits as All About That Bass and Dear Future Husband

    Also she is a bare knuckle boxing champion

    I have just become much, much more respectful of ms. Trainor

    listen closely to her lyrics, especially in Dear Future Husband, and that respect should dry up like a summer rain

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    dear future husband was a bummer

    nicki minaj in hey mama even more so

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Do I have time to prepare?

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