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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    also thems is way bigger than DDs my friend

    she like a 30GG

    maybe she's 4'2"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Heres to hoping the remaster revises Tifa's character design to be a bit more reasonable.

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Tifa's boobs don't make any sense

    belt and suspenders doesn't make any sense either but who cares boobs

    Nomura without excessive belts for his designs is no Nomura at all!

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    GG, GG cup

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    bloodyroarxx on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    managers come up to me: "We have an emergency and we need you to do this thing, is it possible to get it done by the end of the day"
    me: "Yeah, probably take an hour or so but I can get it done"
    managers: "great, if you need anything let us know"

    a few minutes later I find a script that does almost the same thing that I can easily tweak -- I get it done. As I'm finishing managers are walking towards me

    me: (proudly) "Hey, just finished that thing"
    managers: "Oh, we were just going to tell you that we don't need that anymore, thanks though"

    *goes back to not doing any work*

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    also thems is way bigger than DDs my friend

    she like a 30GG

    maybe she's 4'2"

    36-24-36

    Maybe

    if she's 5' 3"

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Witcher 3 is great but I have no idea what they're referring to about anyone or anything

    Like this busty lady is all mad at me for banging another lady and I'm all like well I lost my memories give me a break I had amnesia (????)

    And this other guy is like hey what did you do at the heathsmead did you rally The Lord captains or betray the lady of dundersnook

    I wish there had been a third option, "I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about guy"

    dundersnook? i hardly even know her!

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    lol Hockey Guy
    as soon as you said that I heard "coooooooooooooookkkkkieeesss"
    and she arrived

    Bless your heart.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    lol Hockey Guy
    as soon as you said that I heard "coooooooooooooookkkkkieeesss"
    and she arrived

    i hope she forgives you for your blasphemy

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Also am through first round of online testing for big four job

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    she is slightly out of sir mixalot's parameters - one inch too tall and one inch too small in the hips

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  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    Pls

    everyone knows the best girl in ff6 was Gogo

    also not sure I can go back to looking at Tifa's original clothes after her much more reasonable outfit in AC and KH2

    Orphane on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    she is slightly out of sir mixalot's parameters - one inch too tall and one inch too small in the hips

    i ain't rolling up to get wit that

    my anaconda don't want none

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  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    I wonder why you wouldnt make your brawler a little bigger.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Pls

    everyone knows the best girl in ff6 was Gogo

    also not sure I can go back to looking at Tifa's original clothes after her much more reasonable AC wear in AC and KH2

    Well you are in luck cause now Square can sell you costume DLC, or possibly retailer specific preorder costume DLC.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    She IS wearing a belt and suspenders! How did I never notice this?
    Tifa_FFVII.jpg

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    I wonder why you wouldnt make your brawler a little bigger.

    Cloud is only 5'7

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    sir mix a lot approves

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  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    I wonder why you wouldnt make your brawler a little bigger.

    Cloud is only 5'7

    but is that with or without hair

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    dammit gooey!

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    emnmnme wrote: »
    She IS wearing a belt and suspenders! How did I never notice this?
    Tifa_FFVII.jpg

    Maybe she doesn't trust her skirt?

    21stCentury on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Miniskirt also might kind of suck for doing like a roundhouse kick.

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  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    She IS wearing a belt and suspenders! How did I never notice this?
    Tifa_FFVII.jpg

    Maybe she doesn't trust her skirt?

    what shorts

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    She IS wearing a belt and suspenders! How did I never notice this?
    Tifa_FFVII.jpg

    see boobies make more sense in the concept art

    they're falling more naturally and pushing aside the suspenders, at least

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Wow Nomura really

    dat anatomy

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    dammit gooey!

    #rekt

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  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    I wonder why you wouldnt make your brawler a little bigger.

    Cloud is only 5'7

    So is barret just like a normal sized American?

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
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    It is far more likely she is going to look like this in the remake anyways.

    Still omg huge, but not cartoonish like the PS1 model.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    Winky wrote: »
    Wow Nomura really

    dat anatomy

    her legs are like twice the length of her torso

    at least it's a blessing she's wearing regular boots and not high heels??

    Orphane on
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    I wonder why you wouldnt make your brawler a little bigger.

    Cloud is only 5'7

    So is barret just like a normal sized American?

    6'4
    Cid is 5'10
    Vincent is 6'0
    Aerith is 5'3
    Yuffie is 5'2

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Also more realistic in Nomura's original character design is that Tifa appears to be suffering from severe scoliosis

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    She IS wearing a belt and suspenders! How did I never notice this?
    Tifa_FFVII.jpg

    Maybe she doesn't trust her skirt?

    How can you trust a woman who wears both a belt and suspenders? The woman can't even trust her own pants.

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Me and Cloud are same height! <3

    I KNEW IT! I KNEW WE WERE ALWAYS MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    Something pleases me about being 5 inches taller than Cloud

    Winky on
  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    According to an official artwork, Tifa's bust-waist-hip measures are 92-60-88 cm (36-24-35 inches)

    And shes 5'4

    I wonder why you wouldnt make your brawler a little bigger.

    Cloud is only 5'7

    So is barret just like a normal sized American?

    6'4
    Cid is 5'10
    Vincent is 6'0
    Aerith is 5'3
    Yuffie is 5'2

    Well there you go.

    Reminds me of My Love Story were the main character is seen as freakishly large and like, the same size as me.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    hockey guy no white chocolate macadamia with cranberries
    this is my punishment
    this is too cruel

    Bless your heart.
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Advent Children Tifa has regular human proportions

    final-fantasy-vii-advent-children-20041209065741792.jpg

    but her dress has weird nipple lines...

    Oh brilliant
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I always through CiD was pretty tall and vincent was slightly taller.
    I like Cid because dragoons are my final fantasy jam

    Bless your heart.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    DRX her tits are still the size of her head

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