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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I am at work for a half day this morning.

    This will basically involve dodging acquiring any new work for three hours and an extended tea break.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    What if a spider and a wasp fall in love and you end up with wasp spiders

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    What if a spider and a wasp fall in love and you end up with wasp spiders
    vitrification of the planet's surface by orbital weapons platforms
    duh

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I am at work for a half day this morning.

    This will basically involve dodging acquiring any new work for three hours and an extended tea break.

    I am helping prepare for my first second wedding. I'm hoping we'll start drinking soon

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    uuggghhhnnn

    alone for the holidays again.

    how is the [chat].

    alt post:

    What Joystick should I purchase (that is in-store pick-up-able via the best buys or other such outlet) to play Elite: Dangerous?

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    g'damn it gengar, tell me your joystick secrets!

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @jacobkosh,

    So I'm still watching MASH. I'm amazed at the sheer number of structural experiments they used.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    i

    i have time traveled 2 hrs forward

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    i

    i have time traveled 2 hrs forward

    Close your eyes the right way and you can do it 8 or more.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    trying to decide which subclass of an upcoming class in an rpg you are going to play first is the hardest first world problem

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    trying to decide which subclass of an upcoming class in an rpg you are going to play first is the hardest first world problem
    do any of them have lasers, railguns, or superspeed

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    i

    i have time traveled 2 hrs forward

    Close your eyes the right way and you can do it 8 or more.

    he knows

    *jabs a knockout hypo into the side of your neck*

    i'm sorry thomamelas this is for your own good

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    cB557 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    trying to decide which subclass of an upcoming class in an rpg you are going to play first is the hardest first world problem
    do any of them have lasers, railguns, or superspeed

    all of them are sword waifus

    the struggle is real

    p10 and ronaldo would agree if they were here

    Orphane on
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    trying to decide which subclass of an upcoming class in an rpg you are going to play first is the hardest first world problem
    do any of them have lasers, railguns, or superspeed

    no
    why do you want to play this game, again

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    i

    i have time traveled 2 hrs forward

    Close your eyes the right way and you can do it 8 or more.

    he knows

    *jabs a knockout hypo into the side of your neck*

    i'm sorry thomamelas this is for your own good

    I once got a shot in a hospital that made me to go sleep for two hours but I woke up feeling like I slept like eight. All of the best drugs are in the hospital.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @jacobkosh,

    And now a very, very young Patrick Swayze.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Apnea is the worst porn name.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    You guys just laugh because you can't understand!

    And because you didn't turn down a 33-year-old woman because it was literally too sad to have sex with her tonight.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    go to bed, winky

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    For an ephemeral moment someone understood me

    Understood me like I may never be understood again in my lifetime

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    go to bed, winky

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I will go to bed only after I have played a sufficient amount of persona

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    winky you're drunk go home

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I am home

    and runk

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Ehh he's no longer slurring his words, maybe he sobered up.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @Elldren

    m81WqD6.jpg

    Found in a garage in Germany. That's a bit of a random find.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Everybody in here is colluding with llamas.

    I mean. Let's be real here. The resistance will live on! Defending all of those Llama's asses from the whip!

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    world war two?

    or, like, truly groovy Cold War bored-soldiers-on-base hijinx

    ronya on
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Ehh he's no longer slurring his words, maybe he sobered up.
    Winky wrote: »
    I am home

    and runk

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    You honestly have not understood what true sexual coercion feels like until 33-year-old woman has cuddled up to you and talked about her dead dad.

    And how great making out is. And then had your bro back it up and been like "bro I was busy being excited about this moe girl whose texting me not your 33-year-old boss with a dead dad who is macking on me hard"

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Ehh he's no longer slurring his words, maybe he sobered up.
    Winky wrote: »
    I am home

    and runk

    Oh

    My sweet summer child.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    world war two?

    Yeah, it's a Panther. Found in a German garage mind you. GIs were willing to steal everything not nailed down but that's a bit ambitious for most.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I'm more sober than I was

    And I have a keyboard

    So

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Rise > Chie right?

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I can see someone thinking that a tank might come in real useful if an European land war happened again in two decades

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I'm not aware of anyone stealing a tank during the cold war (I know of at least one stolen post war) although a lot of other, smaller stuff went missing. Know how in 80's action films the hero seems to have a ton of weapons he shouldn't have? It wasn't that unknown. I know 5 M-60 machine guns ended up in IRA hands.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I can see someone thinking that a tank might come in real useful if an European land war happened again in two decades

    I find the usefulness of A tank questionable

    Ideally you would have MANY tanks

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I can see someone thinking that a tank might come in real useful if an European land war happened again in two decades

    They aren't very fast. Unless they were nutty and pondering making a stand. Which would be very nutty.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Oh. Reddit is imploding apparently.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I love people more than I should

    This is consistently upsetting

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