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You make polar bears sad. CALL ME HSCROLL JESUS

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/climatechange/unreport-2007-pt2.html

Stop driving or something.

Take a walk, fatty.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    metal gear

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  • Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm watchin porn right now

    it's most satisfying!

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    METAL GEAAR!?!?!?!

    SA on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Fucking polar bears.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Cheer up Polar Bears

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Water levels rising?

    I live on a mountain, suckers

    Eat that, you homos that live in the valley.

    Ein on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man they found polar bears that had drowned cos of shifting ice and also less ice
    something like that
    like they need more land for hunting
    there is less now
    and all their shit is melting like their infrastructure and casinos and playgrounds but the baby polar bears can still use the slide but that gets old fast

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Water levels rising?

    I live on a mountain, suckers

    Eat that, you homos that live in the valley.

    I live on an island.


    Fuck.

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think we need to tell these polar bears to stop being such huge drowning pussies.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I will kill them all with knives.

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Its just evolution.

    Eventually the Polar Bears will be wiped out because they couldnt adapt to a world where humans hunt and club them to death.

    Stupid fuckin Polar Bears. Grow some guns or get off our planet.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If Waterworld really happens, I hope it doesn't suck as bad as the movie did.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey guys, let me put you in a situation. You tell me how I should proceed.

    I am driving to work this morning, taking my time like I always do so I wont get an unneeded ticket. I'm going through a stretch of road that is downhill, but the speed limit is 40 MPH. There are quite a few places for cops to hide, and they do quite often since they know most people wont be paying attention and they will let the downhill slope cause their cars to speed. In any event, as I was coming down the hill the same way I have been for the last 2 years, a Buick comes flying up behind me and tailgates me. He sees I'm not speeding up, so he PASSES ME ON THE RIGHT SIDE, in a very narrow space that is considered the shoulder in that spot. He passes me, and continues down the hill. At the next light, he rolls his window down and starts jibba jabbering and carrying on. He tells me to get out of the car. I tell him that instead, I'm writing his lisence plate down and reporting the incident to the cops.

    So tell me SE++ - what should I do? Should I take the 20 minutes out of my hour lunch to report this incident at the police station? I have all the relevant information written down (color of the car, lisence plate, etc).

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Take it to the cops, he'll probably learn to be less of a twat.

    bent on
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    METAL GEAAR!?!?!?!

    A HIND D?!?

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Use the information to ebay his car.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Has anybody actually brought something like this to the cops? If I make a formal complaint, can it be anonymous? I don't really want any more hassle than I need.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    pretty sure that an anonymous call of "some guy with the license plate of ______ and a green buick passed me on the shoulder and then jibberjabbered on" will get you a big old "we'll get right on that"

    then they'll do nothing.

    what are they going to do, track him down, smash down his door and shout "HEY THIS ANONYMOUS GUY SAID YOU WERE SPEEDING AND TAILGATING AND SHOUTING GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR YOU"RE UNDER ARREST"?

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    call anonymously and say he's stashing drugs in his ass

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Women and their crazy pull-ups

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn polar bears...

    drink some rum!

    then you'll be witty and get your mates laid.

    #pipe on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    pretty sure that an anonymous call of "some guy with the license plate of ______ and a green buick passed me on the shoulder and then jibberjabbered on" will get you a big old "we'll get right on that"

    then they'll do nothing.

    what are they going to do, track him down, smash down his door and shout "HEY THIS ANONYMOUS GUY SAID YOU WERE SPEEDING AND TAILGATING AND SHOUTING GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR YOU"RE UNDER ARREST"?
    Rane - I called, they said you can make a formal complaint. I dont know what this means, but it seems like this guy should have SOME consequence for being a total faggot.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    pretty sure that an anonymous call of "some guy with the license plate of ______ and a green buick passed me on the shoulder and then jibberjabbered on" will get you a big old "we'll get right on that"

    then they'll do nothing.

    what are they going to do, track him down, smash down his door and shout "HEY THIS ANONYMOUS GUY SAID YOU WERE SPEEDING AND TAILGATING AND SHOUTING GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR YOU"RE UNDER ARREST"?
    Rane - I called, they said you can make a formal complaint. I dont know what this means, but it seems like this guy should have SOME consequence for being a total faggot.

    Likely it'll go on his driving record, and if he ever gets tried for a dangerous driving charge or disputes a ticket they'll use it a against him.
    Did they record your details? If he kills some kid driving drunk in ten years you might get a call to testify

    #pipe on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    too bad he's not going to get shit for shit because there's no proof

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No more Mukluk competition where you pull each others ears in the cold :(

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    too bad he's not going to get shit for shit because there's no proof

    Rane, I feel as though you may have forgot to put on your listening ears today.

    Like pipe said, if I file a formal complaint it would most likely go on his driving record, and it would be used against him in cases where he being accused of doing something similar. He wouldnt get in trouble for it now most likely, it would just be another knock against him. Maybe he gets a speeding ticket, and the prosecutor won't knock it down for him since he has a history of cockbaggery.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    if you're the only one to complain, they're probably not even going to go that far

    if he's had complaints in the past, yeah maybe it'd affect his future troubles

    anyway, so, he wanted to fight you? Was he black? I am curious.

    My friend got into a think with a redneck when he was coming from Orlando, my friend had his Girlfriend and sister in the car and eventually the redneck pulled out a bat and chased him around with it in the car

    eventually, the cops were called and my friend asked for an escort

    the guy drove away when he saw the cops and everyone was okay

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    if you're the only one to complain, they're probably not even going to go that far

    if he's had complaints in the past, yeah maybe it'd affect his future troubles

    anyway, so, he wanted to fight you? Was he black? I am curious.

    My friend got into a think with a redneck when he was coming from Orlando, my friend had his Girlfriend and sister in the car and eventually the redneck pulled out a bat and chased him around with it in the car

    eventually, the cops were called and my friend asked for an escort

    the guy drove away when he saw the cops and everyone was okay
    Wow, thats a crazy story.

    He was just your typical NJ guy who gives us all a bad name. He was overweight, with short hair and a round face driving a 4-5 year old Buick. He looked like he really needed to squeeze his fat body into the seat, which is funny because in general Buicks are pretty big, roomy cars.

    He was white. He was saying things like "oh, did your daddy buy you that car? fuck you" etc etc. I just called him a fat faggot about 4-5 times before I remembered I needed to get his lisence plate number. Then he got on the main highway and I continued down the road I was on, doing 40 mph.

    It was like 7:55, so he was probably late for work. Not an excuse, just a reason why he was being a douche. Maybe he should have woke up a few minutes earlier?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It seems, Wise, that the only solution is to follow this bad driver around for years and haunt his every move, yea unto even his dreams.

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    #pipe on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wish I could find out from his lisence plate where he lives. Then I would go to his house, and slit his tires or shit all over his windsheild, and I would feel like everything was even.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It could be Muktuk competition, I'm not sure.

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have such driving-in-NJ stories

    I almost got run down by a bus on my motorcycle once. I was making a left turn and I basically moved close to the center line so I could let traffic going straight go around on my right. While I was waiting for an opening in the traffic this bus literally clocks like 60 in a residential area about 6" off my right side. The driver's mirror flew by just a few inches over my head.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have such driving-in-NJ stories

    I almost got run down by a bus on my motorcycle once. I was making a left turn and I basically moved close to the center line so I could let traffic going straight go around on my right. While I was waiting for an opening in the traffic this bus literally clocks like 60 in a residential area about 6" off my right side. The driver's mirror flew by just a few inches over my head.
    Obligatory motorcycles are dangerous.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    a college professor of mine died mid-semester last year

    he crashed his bike

    it was fucked up

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Obligatory busses are dangerous

    Ein on
  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Also oh god some of these bus drivers at Rutgers want nothing more than to grind you beneath their 80 tons of death

    Ein on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man, bad truck drivers and bus drivers make me so mad.

    you'd think if you did something for a living, you'd be better at it than most people

    but NOOOOOOO

    #pipe on
  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My high school art teacher could ride a bicycle backwards while sitting on the handlebars.

    He was absolutely fucking insane too. We once came into class at like 9am and he had spent at least 2 hours drawing a crazy escher painting on the whiteboard with those marker pens, with proper shading and everything. Utterly mad he was.

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    awesomes

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