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42 [chat] Bernards

spool32spool32 Contrary LibraryRegistered User, Transition Team regular
edited August 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
People send me St. Bernard videos all the time, now that they know i have one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgIz1Add98s

[panting intensifies]

Fact: 92% of all St. Barnard photos are of the dog sitting on and flattening / smothering its owner.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RscapdXADhQ
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    FCDk0Zf.jpg

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Yall missing out on some great Puro Resu

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I think there's one thing we can all agree on.

    Abolish the simonwolf system.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I think there's one thing we can all agree on.

    Abolish the simonwolf system.

    you've got my vote

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2015
    *updates*

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    hurgh ahurgh ahurgh ahurgh ahurgh ahurgh ahurgh ahurgh -- doggies, maybe

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    FCDk0Zf.jpg

    You went too soon with this

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Hey spool

    What if


    The unions are just a bunch of dogs


    Feel bad about your job? Go see your union rep.


    "WHO'S A GOOD GIRL!? YOU ARE! YES. YESHH."

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    ronya:

    plz stop counterexampling my lazy class analysis

    or you will be first doge up against the wall

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    ronya:

    plz stop counterexampling my lazy class analysis

    or you will be first doge up against the wall
    *ronya bites off finger*

    Happiness is within reach!
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    ronya:

    plz stop counterexampling my lazy class analysis

    or you will be first doge up against the wall

    *sits on you, smothers class revolution*

    aRkpc.gif
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Instead of work let's all pet dogs or cats.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I have a cat in my lap right now

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Have some Puro Resu

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I have a cat in my lap right now

    A dog by every hearth. A cat in every lap.
    Vote Vowels 2016

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    If Jim Hellwig's story is anything to go by, Hoak Hogan should have been caught being racist 20 years ago.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Regarding Carthage, it is officially a district/suburb of Tunis

    So if you want to get your scapegoating on

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I am about to leave to head to a land where there are more sheep than people.

    Where the fourth family of reptiles can be found.

    Where the schwa is everyone's favourite vowel.


  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Hast du etwas Zeit für mich, singe ich ein Lied für dich...

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I put in the address of the place I will be working and my phone said "head east 2553km, your destination in on your left".

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hast du etwas Zeit für mich, singe ich ein Lied für dich...

    gesundheit

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    NZed is a good time.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Seriously, the news about Roddy Piper hit hard. I grew up watching that guy.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hast du etwas Zeit für mich, singe ich ein Lied für dich...

    I hope this isn't in response to a real life lüftballoon incident

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hast du etwas Zeit für mich, singe ich ein Lied für dich...

    gesundheit

    danke

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    you guys better keep posting or its going to be ALLL wrestling

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hast du etwas Zeit für mich, singe ich ein Lied für dich...

    I hope this isn't in response to a real life lüftballoon incident

    Luft. Also... we'd kinda have missed WW3 if the song was to be taken as history.

    Haphazard on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    There just aren't enough lanyards in wrestling.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Belasco got spoiled on a Witcher 3 quest... by an NPC in a town while on the way to do the quest!!!

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Belasco got spoiled on a Witcher 3 quest... by an NPC in a town while on the way to do the quest!!!

    Whooooooooooooooooooooooooops

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Belasco got spoiled on a Witcher 3 quest... by an NPC in a town while on the way to do the quest!!!

    Whooooooooooooooooooooooooops

    yep!

    The NPC was all "well some people expected blah blah blah, but I knew it was so-and-so all along!" and she's like .....fuck!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    My Sister thinks she did really well on her crash course in chemistry, so I bought a poster of the Crash Course Chemistry Periodic Table for her.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I demand follow up on the H&A thread about using low quality doughnut mix in a chinese doughnut shop.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    spool32 wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Belasco got spoiled on a Witcher 3 quest... by an NPC in a town while on the way to do the quest!!!

    Whooooooooooooooooooooooooops

    yep!

    The NPC was all "well some people expected blah blah blah, but I knew it was so-and-so all along!" and she's like .....fuck!

    Well, I guess spelling is very important on the internet.

    Do not GIS "Balesco" at work.

    --

    EDIT: Nope, Belasco is just as bad for work.

    Incenjucar on
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular

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