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Ask Me Questions, and I Might Answer Them: A Thread.

MeldingMelding Registered User regular
Hey there people, I'm a human being who has opinions. People seem to like reading other people's opinions on their ideas.

If we combine these two facts we get the idea for this thread.

I know stuff about things, and if i don't i make it up to try to reach a baseless but sometimes amusing answer.

So, let's do this. Let's learn things about each other.

Example of a question one might ask:

What makes you think you can carry a thread like this?

Because I'm boisterous and arrogant, i can do anything.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    MELDING, HOW DO I REPAIR MY BROKEN HEART, TATTERED HOPES, AND STIFLED ASPIRATIONS?

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    What should be my dump stat?

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Melding, do you prefer pancakes, waffles, or French toast?

    Asking the deep questions here

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    What is your favourite cereal?

    What is your preferred milk or milk substitute?

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    Melding,

    how powerful are magnets?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote: »
    MELDING, HOW DO I REPAIR MY BROKEN HEART, TATTERED HOPES, AND STIFLED ASPIRATIONS?

    Kill your emotions, sacrifice them tot he dark gods for the power they will grant. Then and only then can you learn to move on to your new love:

    Eating the flesh of the living.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    ranch

    or

    cool ranch

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Melding, what is your preferred kind of meld?

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    MELDING, HOW DO I REPAIR MY BROKEN HEART, TATTERED HOPES, AND STIFLED ASPIRATIONS?

    Kill your emotions, sacrifice them tot he dark gods for the power they will grant. Then and only then can you learn to move on to your new love:

    Eating the flesh of the living.
    thank u , melding; now i see the light (of the burning flesh of which i will subsist)

    humbly, i submit to yr divine grace & terrible wisdom

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Melding, how have you been lately?

    Are you doing well?

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Is this a pimple or a boil?

    Steam ID: Corporate Red
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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    melding are you also a certified mushroom expert?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    What should be my dump stat?

    Depending on the system, Charisma rarely matters too much if more than one person is good at it, plus games usually just devolve into violence. Or, intelligence. Be the dumb charming person who tries to hit on the totally hot dragon.
    Usagi wrote: »
    Melding, do you prefer pancakes, waffles, or French toast?

    Asking the deep questions here

    I'm not actually a big fan of breakfast foods. That said, waffles are versatile and are useful beyond breakfast so they win by default.
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    What is your favourite cereal?

    What is your preferred milk or milk substitute?

    favourite snack cereal is probably lucky charms, if i'm actually eating breakfast it's honey nut cheerios or bust. Also i use normal milk, typically 1%.
    Xehalus wrote: »

    Melding,

    how powerful are magnets?

    The power of Miracles knows no bounds.
    ranch

    or

    cool ranch

    Cool ranch, always.



  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Melding have you tried the chocolate cheerios? They're actually really good, I figured the chocolate would be brutally sweet but it isn't overpowering.

    Also I just manually changed the above back to "cheerios" because apple's autocorrect tries to make me follow proper brand capitalization rules and I refuse to be a part of their system, except for those times when I'm too lazy to be bothered

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Melding would you give me a hug?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Melding, what is your preferred kind of meld?

    doing more research i discovered gazpacho should meld for at least 3 hours.
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Melding, how have you been lately?

    Are you doing well?

    I don't even know any more. I've finally got the plan to move in action, but between normal brain stuff and the stress of planning to move across the country i'm kind of in a constant state of uncertainty.
    Is this a pimple or a boil?

    turns out it was a gummy bear.
    melding are you also a certified mushroom expert?

    No. I have a degree in accounting.

  • WilliamTMcGonagallWilliamTMcGonagall Registered User regular
    do your farts smell like rotten eggs or like rotten eggs with a hint of oak and ash and bone and sinew?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Melding have you tried the chocolate cheerios? They're actually really good, I figured the chocolate would be brutally sweet but it isn't overpowering.

    Also I just manually changed the above back to "cheerios" because apple's autocorrect tries to make me follow proper brand capitalization rules and I refuse to be a part of their system, except for those times when I'm too lazy to be bothered

    I have, i wasn't a huge fan. It tasted kind of like just the cereal pieces in count chocula which was good, but that tends to just level out there. Know what i miss? Trix. i haven't been able to find it here in ages.
    Uriel wrote: »
    Melding would you give me a hug?

    Provided you have showered as recently as i have i will hug just about anyone. Including you.
    do your farts smell like rotten eggs or like rotten eggs with a hint of oak and ash and bone and sinew?

    My farts smell varies wildly depending on what i have eaten. I have had farts that objectively didn't smell bad. I had other people weigh in on it. It was a weird afternoon.

  • WilliamTMcGonagallWilliamTMcGonagall Registered User regular
    what is a man

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    what is a man

    a human adult that identifies as such.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    What is the best part of robocop

  • WilliamTMcGonagallWilliamTMcGonagall Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    what is a man

    a human adult that identifies as such.

    BUT ENOUGH T... oh. Oh.

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    yeah i got a question

    what the fuck is @crwth's problem?

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    railguns and coilguns or DEWs?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    What is the best part of robocop

    I like the part that is the whole movie. this extends to a lot of robocop two.

    If i had to narrow it down, probably when robocop just goes into full blown killer robot mode and brings in Clarence like it's nothing. It shows that he's actually really effective. even in the face of the police force being made ineffective.
    Houk wrote: »
    yeah i got a question

    what the fuck is crwth's problem?

    Iunno, I don't know crwth that well, but i can't imagine anyone spending that much time in Flordia will come out unscathed.

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    dear melding,

    now that i have compacted my will with that of darkness, and our lord death, &with it the holy flesh

    what will my mom think?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote: »
    dear melding,

    now that i have compacted my will with that of darkness, and our lord death, &with it the holy flesh

    what will my mom think?

    She'll probably think you're real cool now. And impressive. when you shot up in all black with white face paint and looking like the crow. If you weren't her kid, she'd probably sleep with you.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    melding I haven't been following dragon's dogma online since its reveal cause I thought it looked lame

    have they since revealed things about it that are good and cool

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  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    Melding, what is best?

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    wow nice thanks Mel

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    melding I haven't been following dragon's dogma online since its reveal cause I thought it looked lame

    have they since revealed things about it that are good and cool

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    i think they might have.

    Melding, what is best?

    I'm a big fan of good things, or terrible things. but lately i've been grooving on things that will never exist. Like th emovie i imagined from watching this trailer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N50pPqlCcIo

  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    FOLLOW THE MAGIC

    That is quite possibly the best/worst thing I've seen in ages. I really don't watch enough bad fantasy.

  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    What is love?

    Don't hurt me,
    don't hurt me,
    no more

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Melding, what is your opinion on Angry Dragonite?

    As evidenced here.

    http://www.serebii.net/card/furiousfists/074.shtml

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding, what is your opinion on Angry Dragonite?

    As evidenced here.

    http://www.serebii.net/card/furiousfists/074.shtml

    why is dragonite a basic doing a grass grass electric move?

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    If you can have one fictional creature as a loyal companion, what would it be?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    If you can have one fictional creature as a loyal companion, what would it be?

    As boring as an answer as it is, i have to go with dragon. As it can be and do literally anything i could need or want.

    Flying steed? there. Ground Steed? there. Water Steed? There. Regrettable sexual partner? there.

    It's okay because dragons are highly intelligent.

    DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Which sexual position is best when making love to a dragon?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Which sexual position is best when making love to a dragon?

    that depends on a lot of factors. for example can the dragon shape shift? if they can then the book is so filled with options the mind is at a loss to even try to decide.

    If not, i would suggest being on top, as to lessen your chance of being crushed.

  • ameybesameybes vvvv MERBERNRegistered User regular
    Melding, I stepped on a bit of rusty wire, which pierced the sole of my shoe, but not my sock, but still went into my foot enough to make it bleed a little (but not much really) and I guess the contact mostly came from the sock. I have applied antiseptic treatment and an antiseptic bandaid.

    Do I have tetanus now, or am I OK?

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