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Please turn in your character sheets

StericaSterica YesRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited August 2015 in Social Entropy++
Alright, the five of you have had like an hour to work on these damn things. I'm hungry and want to order pizza already, but you all insisted we wait until the goddamn characters were done.

I really hope these things are good, because if I see ANY mistakes then I'm just going to give you one of the prefab characters that came in the starter box. In fact, I'm going to give you the special prefab if you really annoy me. Yes, that one. So let's review: I don't want to see any trybrid characters or quadbrids or basically anything beyond a 50/50 split. Sorry it ruins your original character but we all know you fuckers do it just to get all of the racial perks and pretend the weaknesses were bred out of you. Also, we are playing with the BETA Rumentari 6th Edition rules, because I think we can all agree that Thomas Glenmore is a goddamn hack and butchered everything right before the official retail build. This means none of that critical armor horseshit and the frost magic rules are still the original 4th edition system as Jacquey Marris fucking intended (God rest her soul). While I hate the memes of the 6.5 rules, I will begrudgingly allow all of the post-Beta 6th races because I know one of you will try to roll a Corgi Knight because heaven forbid we use our imaginations in this game fueled by player creativity. Let it never be said that I don't bend over fucking backwards to accommodate you assholes.

Let's set some ground rules too: free rerolls on cocked dice or floor dice. Floor dice results are never legal, I don't care what Kevin says there's a reason he's not here tonight. Trying to look behind my screen results in whatever punishment I want, and this includes innocent shit like intentional floor dice to try and steal a peek. All internet access is forbidden because we all know what happened back in March, and you're not going to cheat by looking up the adventure online. You ingrates didn't like my original shit, and once again I goddamn tie myself into knots to satisfy you. Since my painstakingly assembled EPICS weren't good enough for the Culture Club, I've dug up some obscure adventures online. And no, I didn't go and dig up fetish adventures like the infamous 1983 "Buff Orc" scenario because I'm not a petty person like Kevin. You're welcome, by the way.

I think that covers the ground rules besides obvious stuff, like not touching my dad's grandfather clock under any circumstances. But nobody is new here, so I don't think we really need to go over that. So all five of you just hand in your character sheets and let's get this over with.

Everyone is cool with Pizza Commies, right? If you aren't, then too bad, because I have a coupon.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    I want to be a Buff Orc.

    A Bad Boy Big Booty Bubble Butt Bucknaked Bisexual Buff Orc.

    Brolo on
    Cilla BlackKwoaruMagic PinkNeoTomaPlatyBucketman
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Brolo I swear to god these meetings aren't for you to explore your goddamn fetishes.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Why can't I touch your dad's grandfather clock again? I wasn't listening when you explained last time.

    We should wait for the cuckoo bird to pop out at midnight and then twist its head around.

    JayKaos
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I want to be a half elf half dragon half sorceror half wizard

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I still don't understand point buy.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I'm a level four fetish doll with black leather full body armor, a steel reinforced corset, and an enchanted gas mask of Strangely Sexual Feelings.

    Also I took three ranks in Walking in Fetish Boots.

    Bucketman
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Ok Rorus

    I'm a hourseruled half beholder half minotaur and I'm dual classing in swashbuckler and animist, that's cool right?

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Brolo I swear to god these meetings aren't for you to explore your goddamn fetishes.

    ....
    Oh.

    valhalla130
  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    I've never played DnD. One of the great shames of my life.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Nikolai wrote: »
    I've never played DnD. One of the great shames of my life.

    if you can find a good group it can be awesome

    IlpalaBucketmanReynolds
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I still don't understand point buy.
    People like you are why Thomas Glenmore still has a job.

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    Romanian My Escutcheon
  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    The one time I played D&D I made Larry David

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    We need to talk about you not letting me use my Half-Elven/Half-Dragon.

    Would it be okay if I change the Dragon Form racial to a 1-Day cooldown instead of an Hour? Can I use it then?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I'm a second level Juggalo Faygomancer

    I'm taking the perk to get an extra red pop at first level.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Brolo wrote: »
    I want to be a Buff Orc.

    A Bad Boy Big Booty Bubble Butt Bucknaked Bisexual Buff Orc.
    This is horse shit Rolo stole my character sheet, he just erased where I wrote "Bearded"

    Kwoaru on
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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    I'm a level four fetish doll with black leather full body armor, a steel reinforced corset, and an enchanted gas mask of Strangely Sexual Feelings.

    Also I took three ranks in Walking in Fetish Boots.

    Sure, but what about your character, Metal?

    SorceSpeed Racer
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    geth, roll 6d20

    6d20 71 [6d20=11, 17, 9, 13, 12, 9]

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I want to be an Alien that was gifted the Force and is now intelligent and also has Strombringer since it hatched out of Elric while he was invading Hogwart's.

    how many points is that

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I want to be an Alien that was gifted the Force and is now intelligent and also has Strombringer since it hatched out of Elric while he was invading Hogwart's.

    how many points is that

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Nikolai wrote: »
    I've never played DnD. One of the great shames of my life.

    if you can find a good group it can be awesome

    Yeah reading some DnD session stories always makes me wonder what I'm missing out.

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    Kwoaru
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    strength=9
    dexterity=11
    constitution=12
    intelligence=9
    wisdom=13
    charisma=17

    I'm a tiefling dragon sorcerer

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    CHARACTERS

    Name: Metal B'ourne
    Race: Human
    Class: Fetish Doll
    Level 1
    Skills: Rank 3 Fetish Wear
    Gear: Leather Harness, Steel Corset (nonmagical), Mask of Sexy Feels

    Name: Langlodash the Flamegorger
    Race: Elf-Dragon Hybrid
    Class: Wizard Sorceror
    Level 1
    Skills: Elven Breath, Manicured Swipe
    Gear: Bagel Staff of Frost, Half of a Wizard's Hat

    Name: Chinsaur Chillan
    Race: Beholdotaur
    Class: Swashbuckling Animist
    Level 1
    Skills: Swordplay, Anime
    Gear: Animist's Pen, Sword of Sugoi

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    I'm a level four fetish doll with black leather full body armor, a steel reinforced corset, and an enchanted gas mask of Strangely Sexual Feelings.

    Also I took three ranks in Walking in Fetish Boots.

    Sure, but what about your character, Metal?

    That is my character. I'm a level five fetish doll

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Race: Beholdotaur

    awesome

    Magic Pink on
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    strength=9
    dexterity=11
    constitution=12
    intelligence=9
    wisdom=13
    charisma=17

    I'm a tiefling dragon sorcerer
    -Tal you don't roll d 20s to get your ability scores!

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
    RingoThe Betgirl
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    half of a wizard's hat made me spit out my coffee

    Magic Pink-TalTommy2Hands
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I was suspicious when you proposed a Call of Cthulhu game where we play ISIS cadets about to be eaten by elder things when we smash the wrong antiques, but it's making more sense the longer I think

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Elf breath is the worst in the mornings

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Elf breath is the worst in the mornings
    can he breath sonic boom instead

    Magic Pink on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    strength=9
    dexterity=11
    constitution=12
    intelligence=9
    wisdom=13
    charisma=17

    I'm a tiefling dragon sorcerer
    -Tal you don't roll d 20s to get your ability scores!

    can geth even do 4d6 drop lowest and also add them up for me on my phone

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Name: Uriel the Wicked Enchanted
    Race: Juggalo
    Class: Faygomancer
    Level 1
    Skills: Summon Faygolem, Rank 4 Chill
    Gear: A Wicked Shitload of Faygo

    Name: The Pink Magician
    Race: Martian
    Class: Jedi Knight
    Level 1
    Skills: Force Hug, Apprentice Carpentry
    Gear: A Lightsaber-Length Stick, Cool Robes

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Whoa, Kevin isn't coming?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    I'm a street kid from Detroit in the year 1998 who got sucked into my own alternate reality based on my erotic D&D fan fiction.

    Also I brought a gun with me and hella ammo.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Human Rogue hasn't let me down yet, and while I'm not 100% keen on the recent changes to the class, it's still versatile enough to do fun stuff with. I think I'll just roll down the line for my stats. I think I can make any build work, if I get clever enough..

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Whoa, Kevin isn't coming?

    That's fine. Kevin is an asshole.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    strength=9
    dexterity=11
    constitution=12
    intelligence=9
    wisdom=13
    charisma=17

    I'm a tiefling dragon sorcerer
    -Tal you don't roll d 20s to get your ability scores!

    can geth even do 4d6 drop lowest and also add them up for me on my phone

    Orokos can, so I believe Geth can too

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    Geth roll 4d6k3

    4d6k3 11 [4d6k3=[4, 4, 3], 2]

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    @Metalbourne @Langly @Chincymcchilla @Uriel @Magic Pink

    You are all gathered at the local 7-11. Local legends speak of a nearby abandoned mini mall that is full of priceless treasure. You have prepared for the journey, and are looking for help locating the mall. The 7-11 has three people in it, and is otherwise fairly dead right now. The cashier is looking at your party with a bit of exasperation.

    What will you do?

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  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    Can't remember the syntax to make 6 independent rolls

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    You only bought one 2 liter Mountian Dew? Do that's not enough for me, let alone the whole gang man.

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