uh oh it's [chat] time

skippy

geth pls I am busy being a productive drone

a cog in the machine

you cannot just @ me willy nilly and expect me to come running with some incredible chat prepared : (

https://youtu.be/OClAfGo_9wQ

Shazkar Shadowstorm

CHAAAAAAAT

Podly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Orphane

0/10 skoopy

Delmain

never be productive

Captain Ultra

being called to make the [chat] is both my greatest fear and my greatest desire.

Tav

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoD1qA3Q-Ag

yo @815165 check ths shoutout at the start

Trace

*folds arms*

First posts in chat have been disappointing for the last several chats.

We must form a committee to discuss this problem.

Donkey Kong

@IcyLiquid Is there a way to recover the full text of a draft from a locked thread?

When a thread locks, javascript comes though and wipes out what you were typing and there seems to be no way to get it back, even though it's actually stored on the server still.

Shazkar Shadowstorm

Trace wrote: »

*folds arms*

First posts in chat have been disappointing for the last several chats.

We must form a committee to discuss this problem.

let's discuss that here for the next 100 pages

Mazzyx

Sweating so much. Ahh! Stupid train.

Delmain

aren't we not supposed to at Icy for technical stuff from chat?

Pony

So John Oliver has started his own televangelist religion to prove a point about how they're bullshit.

Trace

okay guys now when Icy comes in here we all jump him and tie him up.

skippy

Orphane wrote: »

0/10 skoopy

I added a funny video

Donkey Kong

Delmain wrote: »

aren't we not supposed to at Icy for technical stuff from chat?

I don't know! I can't undo it now though!

*sits back in chair and relaxes for the impending blow*

Yoshisummons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU

Feral

This was my OP:

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream wrote:

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Kult, the Complete Rules wrote:

Reality as you know it is a lie. The world we see around us is an illusion hiding True Reality, a horrible Illusion fabricated to keep humanity at bay, and to prevent our Awakening.

It was not always so. Once the Demiurge walked among us. He called himself Creator. Whether he designed the fabric of entirety, no one can say. Perhaps he was one of us, enlightened in power and possibility, or perhaps we were his equals. Perhaps he is father of all we see, and used to see. That knowledge is lost.

It was the Demiurge who forged our prison. From his citadel in the true city of Metropolis, he altered our perceptions and limited our abilities. He instilled in our bodies and souls the limitations we now regard as fact. The True Reality is only known to us as fables and fiction. This was his way.

His Dark Materials wrote:

The Authority, God, the Creator, the Lord, Yahweh, El, Adonai, the King, the Father, the Almighty— those were all names he gave himself. He was never the creator. He was an angel like ourselves—the first angel, true, the most powerful, but he was formed of Dust as we are, and Dust is only a name for what happens when matter begins to understand itself.

Fight Club wrote:

You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, in all probability he hates you.

Donkey Kong

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Orphane wrote: »

0/10 skoopy

I added a funny video

add the my roommate sonic video

Podly

yesterday's crossword is pissing me off

no confusing theme, not many tricky clues, but can't really seem to open it up

emnmnme

Trace wrote: »

*folds arms*

First posts in chat have been disappointing for the last several chats.

We must form a committee to discuss this problem.

I fear the ghost of Sarksus is haunting the area, influencing OPs with mediocrity in death as he did in life.

P10

you used to be cool, podly

emnmnme

Yoshisummons wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU

lol @ 1:19

Podly

P10 wrote: »

you used to be cool, podly

pffffft i'm still the coolest person you've ever conversed with by a significant margin

skippy

P10 wrote: »

you used to be cool, podly

Drez

LISTEN!

Nova_C

A lady called in because someone moved her debit machine from her fax line to her voice line and now when she makes a call, the debit machine is interrupted.

She refused to just plug the debit machine into her fax line and demanded a tech be sent.

Like, are you serious? This can be fixed 3 seconds from now. You really want to wait 24 hours for a tech to come out, and then pay for that tech's time?

When she found out she would be billed (Because of course we'd bill her), she said she'd get new nephew to do it.

override367

I told my friend I was farming shoulder armor that looked cool in Ulduar and he said the government wouldn't prosecute my murder

it's true isnt it

Pony

P10 wrote: »

you used to be cool, podly

So It Goes

Podly wrote: »

yesterday's crossword is pissing me off

no confusing theme, not many tricky clues, but can't really seem to open it up

I was like cool, a NYT crossword app on ipad

then they are all "lol pay us $$$" so darn

Podly

So It Goes wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

yesterday's crossword is pissing me off

no confusing theme, not many tricky clues, but can't really seem to open it up

I was like cool, a NYT crossword app on ipad

then they are all "lol pay us $$$" so darn

i hate doing crosswords on computers so i just get the paper

it's lead me to read the paper a bit more

i am an old

Drez

emnmnme wrote: »

Yoshisummons wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU

lol @ 1:19

1:19 did indeed make me laugh out loud

override367

thorim just said "I remember you, in the mountains" and I almost had a seizure from wipe flashbacks

syndalis

Donkey Kong wrote: »

IcyLiquid Is there a way to recover the full text of a draft from a locked thread?

When a thread locks, javascript comes though and wipes out what you were typing and there seems to be no way to get it back, even though it's actually stored on the server still.

I mean, you could just re-read it off of the golden plates again, right? It will be exactly the same since the plates are real and you are just translating off of them, correct?

Feral

Podly wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

yesterday's crossword is pissing me off

no confusing theme, not many tricky clues, but can't really seem to open it up

I was like cool, a NYT crossword app on ipad

then they are all "lol pay us $$$" so darn

i hate doing crosswords on computers so i just get the paper

it's lead me to read the paper a bit more

i am an old

do you use a pen?

Feral

They say Confucius does his crossword with a pen.

Podly

Feral wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

yesterday's crossword is pissing me off

no confusing theme, not many tricky clues, but can't really seem to open it up

I was like cool, a NYT crossword app on ipad

then they are all "lol pay us $$$" so darn

i hate doing crosswords on computers so i just get the paper

it's lead me to read the paper a bit more

i am an old

do you use a pen?

only if i can't find a pencil

though usually on a monday or tuesday using a pen isn't a big deal

Feral

I only do crosswords with a pen.

Otherwise it is cheating.

Gooey

skippydumptruck wrote: »

P10 wrote: »

you used to be cool, podly

ruth-o-meter

measures how much of an old lady you are

Feral

Gooey wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

P10 wrote: »

you used to be cool, podly

ruth-o-meter

measures how much of an old lady you are

or how much of a babe you are

get it? like babe ruth? get it? heh heh.

yeah.

babe ruth.

Gooey

Feral wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

P10 wrote: »

you used to be cool, podly

ruth-o-meter

measures how much of an old lady you are

or how much of a babe you are

get it? like babe ruth? get it? heh heh.

yeah.

babe ruth.

noice