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Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
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You know you want to.

I love jawbreakers, and other candies like them. Do you break yours with a hammer, or do you brefer the smaller ones that you can actually fit in your mouth?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i dont have time for candy

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Heat them up in the microwave and then break it with a hammer

    does something interesting happen

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm a dandy, I don't eat nothin' but candy.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Present them.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jawbreakers are fucking gross.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jawbreakers are great because they last like six fucking years.

    pim-SQWorms-3-5oz.jpg These are very good too.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Heat them up in the microwave and then break it with a hammer

    does something interesting happen
    yes

    like, it melts interesting or it explodes interesting

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I know a guy who has a big hole/crack in his tounge now thanks to jawbreakers.

    He kept lickin em untill his tounge cracked and bled. Also I know a guy who got a jawbreaker like the size of my head. it was pretty neat.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't have any jawbreakers

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gummi Worms are the best. I use to go to the candy store and eat one of every candy and say I was sampling.

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  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jawbreakers are awesome except if you get a little too into it with a huge one your tongue hurts for like a week :(

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    d_b wrote: »
    Girls are awesome except if you get a little too into it with a huge one your tongue hurts for like a week :(

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    eryu90 wrote: »
    Gummi Worms are the best. I use to go to the candy store and eat one of every candy and say I was sampling.

    that would get you thrown out on your ass, in my day

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Tootsie rolls are a personal favorite too. Now, if we're talking candy bars, well... Milky Way, man. Milky Way.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    I know a guy who has a big hole/crack in his tounge now thanks to jawbreakers.

    He kept lickin em untill his tounge cracked and bled. Also I know a guy who got a jawbreaker like the size of my head. it was pretty neat.

    JAWBREAKERS, DOUBLE-D!!


    sorry, first thing that popped into my head

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Heat them up in the microwave and then break it with a hammer

    Hey

    Hey

    That hurt.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    I know a guy who has a big hole/crack in his tounge now thanks to jawbreakers.

    He kept lickin em untill his tounge cracked and bled. Also I know a guy who got a jawbreaker like the size of my head. it was pretty neat.

    I knew a guy who got a dudes head to the size of a jawbreaker. He was into voodoo and shit.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Heat them up in the microwave and then break it with a hammer

    does something interesting happen
    yes

    Especially if Adam Savage is in the room.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    nonono

    lick my balls

    you're not doing this right

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    When I was like eight I went through this phase where I would suck all the way down one side of a jawbreaker

    then I'd do the same on the other side

    it would be like those tree cookies

    I had like 13 of those

    my mom threw them all out

    she said they attracted flies

    bullshit

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I used to take those gummy fruit snacks, those really good like dinosaur ones, and mash em all together in a big disgusting blob. I still do it.

    mmm.

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I used to have gummi bear fights, and than rip off their heads fatality style.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    heh heh. Disfiguring gummy bears.

    One with no arms, one with no head, another with all his limbs cut off. muhahaha

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I've always wanted to, but... y'know. Molten candy.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Zot wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Heat them up in the microwave and then break it with a hammer

    Hey

    Hey

    That hurt.
    you did not seriously just do this

    hahahaha

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I've always wanted to melt down gummi bears and slurp their melted remains. It sounds like it would either kill me or give me a delishiousgasm

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My diet today has been day old pizza and easter malt eggs.

    MMMMMMM...MY HEART!

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wallhitter wrote: »
    I've always wanted to melt down gummi bears and slurp their melted remains. It sounds like it would either kill me or give me a delishiousgasm

    it would horribly burn your mouth

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    Big? Hardly.


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    Das ist worlds largest gummi bear, weighing in at a MASSIVE 13 lbs.

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Heat them up in the microwave and then break it with a hammer

    does something interesting happen
    yes

    Especially if Adam Savage is in the room.
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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh man, I would so bite that Gummi's face off.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    woah why are there bad comics in the thread

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    wallhitter wrote: »
    I've always wanted to melt down gummi bears and slurp their melted remains. It sounds like it would either kill me or give me a delishiousgasm

    it would horribly burn your mouth

    Yeah, that's more in the "kill me" category.

    what if I waited for it to cool down?

    No, wait. I'd have a heart attack. Oh my god I've created a new weapon.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    korodullin wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Heat them up in the microwave and then break it with a hammer

    does something interesting happen
    yes

    Especially if Adam Savage is in the room.
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    Hey, pre-fucking yaoi.

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