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totallymiketotallymike Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
She poops from where?

There are no pictures I promise. It's from a news site.

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
I'd like to believe that there's a step between shitting out of your vagina and lawyers


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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah, I'm not clicking that.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no...

    no..

    Just, god, no. What the hell is wrong with you?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well.

    She's gonna have to pay a LOT for cunnilingus now.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    fellatio is giving oral sex to a penis

    cunnilingus is oral sex to a vagina

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    fellatio is giving oral sex to a penis

    cunnilingus is oral sex to a vagina

    Oh goddammit.

    In my defense, English is not my first language.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what if your penis has a mouth and then you have sex with a girl

    edit: oh and the vagina has a mouth

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Then that's just first base and you got ripped off.

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  • totallymiketotallymike Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh man you've ruined sex for me... nothing can live up to that standard

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    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I'd like to believe that there's a step between shitting out of your vagina and lawyers


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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    what if your penis has a mouth and then you have sex with a girl

    edit: oh and the vagina has a mouth
    Nice try, Zarflax!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    fellatio is giving oral sex to a penis

    cunnilingus is oral sex to a vagina

    Oh goddammit.

    In my defense, English is not my first language.

    So what are the terms for fellatio and cunnilingus in your native tongue? Or is there just one term for general oral sex?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    In before the sucky-sucky joke! :P

    DAMMIT BOGEY YOU RUINED IT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    if my penis had a mouth would it sing songs

    opera

    it would move people to tears

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Geez, Viv.

    Making up posts is so rude!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seph, what happened to your name?

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Seph, what happened to your name?

    tube happened i think

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    about 18 days ago CT thought it would be funny

    and it wasn't bad

    and then he never came back

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Smooth, Bogey.

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • totallymiketotallymike Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can't wait for my wife to be a doctor. I'm going to make sure she relates all her fucked up medical stories to me.

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    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I'd like to believe that there's a step between shitting out of your vagina and lawyers


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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh man, he can put it in her vagina and get anal at the same time!

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dammit, Bogey. :(

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The plaintiff's lawyer, Mike McGown, said in his opening remarks that after the procedure, Long stitched the wound but neglected to check for a rectovaginal fistula, a whole between the anus and vagina that is often the result of an episiotomy. He also neglected to inform the Wallaces that such a wound could form after procedure.
    Hurr.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    STAAAAAAAARFISHES wrote: »
    about 18 days ago CT thought it would be funny

    and it wasn't bad

    and then he never came back

    So what, Tube is like, off wandering the wilderness or something?

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    STAAAAAAAARFISHES wrote: »
    about 18 days ago CT thought it would be funny

    and it wasn't bad

    and then he never came back

    So what, Tube is like, off wandering the wilderness or something?

    probably killed himself again

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  • variantvariant Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wow ive never seen so many typos on a news site o_o

    edit: Beaten
    TM2 Rampage wrote: »
    The plaintiff's lawyer, Mike McGown, said in his opening remarks that after the procedure, Long stitched the wound but neglected to check for a rectovaginal fistula, a whole between the anus and vagina that is often the result of an episiotomy. He also neglected to inform the Wallaces that such a wound could form after procedure.
    Hurr.

    + he details were two gruesome for jurors to digest

    also: EW.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    See if you wanted to trick a guy into being gay, just have him over for the old DP and you'd totally get some cock on cock action all up in that broad.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mmmmmmmmm.

    DP.

    Mmmmmmmmm.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mmmmmmmmm.

    DP.

    Mmmmmmmmm.

    please tell me you're serious.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    okay apparently CC is a villain

    DIABOLICAL PLAN
    A) Destroy leaders of nations, take over world
    B) Trick leaders of nations into DP hence solidifying their gayness and ensuring my role as the dominant pitcher, and rule world via extensive gay network with me as pyramid leader

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mmmmmmmmm.

    DP.

    Mmmmmmmmm.

    please tell me you're serious.

    If there's anything I've made very clear in my time on the boards (apart from the fact that I have a fantastic rack) it's that nothing would please me more than being double- or triple-teamed.

    It's like my ultimate sexual fantasy.

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  • andrewandrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    DP just seems far too risky.

    It's way too easy for the balls to touch.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    and to your left ladies and gentlemen you will see a thread that at one point was normal but has now begun the creepy stage of its life

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oooo


    aaah

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I blame the anger. I've been very RAWR today.

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  • andrewandrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't think pooping vaginas was very normal to start with..

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mmmmmmmmm.

    DP.

    Mmmmmmmmm.

    please tell me you're serious.

    If there's anything I've made very clear in my time on the boards (apart from the fact that I have a fantastic rack) it's that nothing would please me more than being double- or triple-teamed.

    It's like my ultimate sexual fantasy.

    damn girl, you so crazy.

    but I totally dig it.

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  • totallymiketotallymike Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was down with everything on this thread, but that undulating ass frightens me
    lots

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    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I'd like to believe that there's a step between shitting out of your vagina and lawyers


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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ad block is your greatest weapon young mike

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    totallymike wrote: »
    I was down with everything on this thread, but that undulating ass frightens me
    lots

    aw, c'mon Mikester, Its Dr. Rockso! The Rock and Roll Clown!

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    STAAAAAAAARFISHES wrote: »
    about 18 days ago CT thought it would be funny

    and it wasn't bad

    and then he never came back

    So what, Tube is like, off wandering the wilderness or something?

    you know your sig is oddly appropriate for this thread

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • totallymiketotallymike Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you know...I would ad block it, but I think I've come to depend on it
    (I almost typed "ass block")

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    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I'd like to believe that there's a step between shitting out of your vagina and lawyers


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