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Dumb Things You've Done Recently

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Dumb things I've done recently?

    Hmm...

    Well, I put regular fuel in a diesel car this afternoon.

    That's a fuckup by any standard, but I'm a fourth generation mechanic, and a diesel technician to be specific...

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Dumb things I've done recently?

    Hmm...

    Well, I put regular fuel in a diesel car this afternoon.

    That's a fuckup by any standard, but I'm a fourth generation mechanic, and a diesel technician to be specific...

    At least you didn't put fuel in a clearly marked hydraulic fluid tank MORE THAN ONCE (damn coworkers)

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I've never understood why diesel and regular petrol pumps don't have different nozzles. I guess it's slightly cheaper for car and petrol station manufacturers to just have one standard nozzle for both types.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I've never understood why diesel and regular petrol pumps don't have different nozzles. I guess it's slightly cheaper for car and petrol station manufacturers to just have one standard nozzle for both types.

    At this particular service station they are different bowsers. I've just been filling up my jerrycan for my lawn machinery a lot recently and habit took over, I guess.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I've never understood why diesel and regular petrol pumps don't have different nozzles. I guess it's slightly cheaper for car and petrol station manufacturers to just have one standard nozzle for both types.

    They all do in the US.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Chris i wanted to let you know that the car thread has decided that you should see other threads.

    (It's not him, it's you.)



  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I've never understood why diesel and regular petrol pumps don't have different nozzles. I guess it's slightly cheaper for car and petrol station manufacturers to just have one standard nozzle for both types.

    They all do in the US.

    Just the same nozzle style different coloured coverings
    Green is usually Diesel

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Dumb things I've done recently?

    Hmm...

    Well, I put regular fuel in a diesel car this afternoon.

    That's a fuckup by any standard, but I'm a fourth generation mechanic, and a diesel technician to be specific...

    How do you expect to ride shiny and chrome if you do things like that?

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It's all fixed now.

    By the by, is anybkdy interested in 20 litres of mostly premium grade petrol?
    It's about 70% 98 octane petrol, and 30% BPs 'Ultimate' diesel. So, useless for anything other than starting fires. If it were only 5% diesel I'd just use it in my lawn machinery.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I mean, starting fires is pretty fun

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I mean, starting fires is pretty fun

    Absolutely! Summer's not far away though, and we have a fire danger rating scale that goes all the way up to 'catastrophic' here in Australia.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I mean, starting fires is pretty fun

    Absolutely! Summer's not far away though, and we have a fire danger rating scale that goes all the way up to 'catastrophic' here in Australia.

    The west Coast fire scale in america just says SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I mean, starting fires is pretty fun

    Absolutely! Summer's not far away though, and we have a fire danger rating scale that goes all the way up to 'catastrophic' here in Australia.

    The west Coast fire scale in america just says SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

    Yeah but it's a bit easier to burn civilization on the West Coast. Fire can rage in Australia and so long as it's not touching the coast the populace is mostly safe.

    Madican on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It's all fixed now.

    By the by, is anybkdy interested in 20 litres of mostly premium grade petrol?
    It's about 70% 98 octane petrol, and 30% BPs 'Ultimate' diesel. So, useless for anything other than starting fires. If it were only 5% diesel I'd just use it in my lawn machinery.

    Add 5% of diesel then.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I mean, starting fires is pretty fun

    Absolutely! Summer's not far away though, and we have a fire danger rating scale that goes all the way up to 'catastrophic' here in Australia.

    The west Coast fire scale in america just says SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

    Yeah but it's a bit easier to burn civilization on the West Coast. Fire can rage in Australia and so long as it's not touching the coast the populace is mostly safe.

    Statistically you are correct. But the Australians that don't live beachside probably still don't want their houses burning down.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    It's all fixed now.

    By the by, is anybkdy interested in 20 litres of mostly premium grade petrol?
    It's about 70% 98 octane petrol, and 30% BPs 'Ultimate' diesel. So, useless for anything other than starting fires. If it were only 5% diesel I'd just use it in my lawn machinery.

    Add 5% of diesel then.

    That would make it about 35%...

    I just completely missed a joke somewhere, didn't I?

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I mean you could reasonably add enough gasoline to make it the correct proportions

    But that might not be worth it, in the end

  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I mean, starting fires is pretty fun

    Absolutely! Summer's not far away though, and we have a fire danger rating scale that goes all the way up to 'catastrophic' here in Australia.

    The west Coast fire scale in america just says SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

    Yeah but it's a bit easier to burn civilization on the West Coast. Fire can rage in Australia and so long as it's not touching the coast the populace is mostly safe.

    Australia: where even a raging, out-of-control fire isn't that big of a deal.

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  • SoggybiscuitSoggybiscuit Tandem Electrostatic Accelerator Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I've never understood why diesel and regular petrol pumps don't have different nozzles. I guess it's slightly cheaper for car and petrol station manufacturers to just have one standard nozzle for both types.

    They all do in the US.

    Just the same nozzle style different coloured coverings
    Green is usually Diesel

    No, they are actually different. They diesel nozzle is larger than the gas nozzle. I know this because I was tired one night after a long drive and I spent 5 minutes trying to fit a diesel nozzle in my gas vehicle.

    Doesn't stop you from sticking a gas nozzle in diesel tank, though.


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  • Thorn413Thorn413 Registered User regular
    So I've never actually stopped to consider this. What do you do if you put a bit of diesel in your tank?

    Like can you dispose of the contents of the tank while at the gas station? Do you have to get several portable fuel containers? I'm...not even sure how to get gas out of my tank except for siphoning it...

    Above all I really wouldn't want to be stuck asking a random gas station attendant's advice if I was in such a bind.

  • FoomyFoomy Registered User regular
    Thorn413 wrote: »
    So I've never actually stopped to consider this. What do you do if you put a bit of diesel in your tank?

    Like can you dispose of the contents of the tank while at the gas station? Do you have to get several portable fuel containers? I'm...not even sure how to get gas out of my tank except for siphoning it...

    Above all I really wouldn't want to be stuck asking a random gas station attendant's advice if I was in such a bind.

    Depends how much Diesel you've put in the tank, if it's just a little bit you can probably run just fine and not worry.

    If you add like half a tank worth then the best idea would to call a tow truck, get it towed to a shop and they detach the fuel tank and drain/clean it out.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Especially good since I don't wear shoes when I cut the grass. I am thankful that nothing hit my balls though.

    "last week i mowed off the big toe on my right foot whist mowing the lawn barefooted"


    edit: ofc this has been pointed out alread my bad.

    Even not wearing long pants can be a bad idea, because if a rock or twig gets kicked out, you really want something between you and it.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Back when I mowed a lawn I always did it in nothing but my daisy dukes

    But I recognize I was taking my life into my hands by doing that

    I also have a moderate grass allergy that could cause me to bust out in hives from doing so!

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I always mowed the lawn in full pants and shoes. Far too many people don't pick up after their dogs.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Madican wrote: »
    I always mowed the lawn in full pants and shoes. Far too many people don't pick up after their dogs.

    Does far too many people, in this case, mean you?

    Like, it's your lawn, right?

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I've put Jet Fuel in a Diesel tank and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    That makes sense, I guess

    I've never lived in an area where that could happen, though

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I made a phone call in the car over the loud Bluetooth hands free phonecall thing the new car has

    My lady and kids have been giving me shit for a week straight because I kept my phone to my head the whole time

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    I always mowed the lawn in full pants and shoes. Far too many people don't pick up after their dogs.

    Does far too many people, in this case, mean you?

    Like, it's your lawn, right?

    I had cats. Other people who walked their dogs in our neighborhood didn't pick up after them.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2015
    Madican wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    I always mowed the lawn in full pants and shoes. Far too many people don't pick up after their dogs.

    Does far too many people, in this case, mean you?

    Like, it's your lawn, right?

    I had cats. Other people who walked their dogs in our neighborhood didn't pick up after them.

    Yeah I've never lived in a neighborhood, as such

    I mean right now I do but the yard for my apartment is fenced and locked

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  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Especially good since I don't wear shoes when I cut the grass. I am thankful that nothing hit my balls though.

    "last week i mowed off the big toe on my right foot whist mowing the lawn barefooted"


    edit: ofc this has been pointed out alread my bad.

    Even not wearing long pants can be a bad idea, because if a rock or twig gets kicked out, you really want something between you and it.

    I'd almost rather take a rock to this shin than mow the lawn in jeans in Kansas in August.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I Zimbra wrote: »
    bwanie wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Especially good since I don't wear shoes when I cut the grass. I am thankful that nothing hit my balls though.

    "last week i mowed off the big toe on my right foot whist mowing the lawn barefooted"


    edit: ofc this has been pointed out alread my bad.

    Even not wearing long pants can be a bad idea, because if a rock or twig gets kicked out, you really want something between you and it.

    I'd almost rather take a rock to this shin than mow the lawn in jeans in Kansas in August.

    I have done both of these things.

    They're both terrible.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    @Straightzi some things, like DeIce trucks, can run on both diesel and Jet A

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    @Straightzi some things, like DeIce trucks, can run on both diesel and Jet A

    Jet A is basically kerosene with some additives. Just about any older diesel engine will run pretty happily on it. More modern, higher-speed diesels with newer technology bolted onto them might not like it, though.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Thorn413 wrote: »
    So I've never actually stopped to consider this. What do you do if you put a bit of diesel in your tank?

    Like can you dispose of the contents of the tank while at the gas station? Do you have to get several portable fuel containers? I'm...not even sure how to get gas out of my tank except for siphoning it...

    Above all I really wouldn't want to be stuck asking a random gas station attendant's advice if I was in such a bind.

    You can do what I did, which is take the fuel line that goes from the in-tank fuel pump up to the engine bay and disconnect it in the engine bay. Then you pop a few feet of larger hose over the end of it and direct that down into a fuel container. Turn the ignition to ON (not START), and the in-tank pump should turn on. It will drain all the fuel out of the tank down as far as the pump can pick it up from (there will be very little left in the bottom of the tank, maybe a quart or two). When fuel stops coming out of the hose, turn the ignition back off (you need to watch and be ready, running the fuel pump in an empty tank can overheat it and burn it out, they are lubricated and cooled by the fuel flowing through them). Then you just reconnect the line, double check to make sure it's on and secure, then fill the fuel tank up with the correct fuel for your vehicle. The small amount of the wrong fuel remaining in the tank will disperse throughout all the good fuel now filling the tank and won't have any ill-effect on your car.

    If your car is like ours and when you turn the ignition switch to ON, after a second or two it realises the engine is not running and stops the in tank pump, just turn the switch back off and then ON again, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... I filled up a 20 litre (~5.3 US gallons) jerrycan about 50mL at a time last night.

  • FoomyFoomy Registered User regular
    That sounds like it must of taken hours.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Unfortunately, many people let their dogs go in other people's lawns

    My neighbor blamed my brother that his dogs were going on his lawn not the feral cat problem we had

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    About an hour once we sourced some hose. Regular garden hose has too small an i.d., so my sister drove Amy to the hardware store and she bought a bunch of different sizes of hose to be sure that one of them would work.

  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    My sister's (now) husband managed to put diesel in her petrol Volvo years ago. With the diesel nozzle being bigger than the petrol one and the narrow filler neck on an 850, we're still not sure how he managed it. My sister was mostly irritated that she had to keep explaining that it she didn't do it, it was the sheepish looking bloke standing next to her.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    One of the engineers at my old company borrowed the company pickup truck (gasoline operated) for a weekend and refilled it with diesel. They had to basically rebuild the entire engine.

    Didn't fire him.

    Psykoma on
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