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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I kind of think Russell Crowe is really bad

    But that looks pretty good
    I don't like him a lot of the time but this looks like a good role for him

    Especially opposite Gosling who is also acting against type in a hilarious way

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    THIS TRAILER IS NSFW
    https://youtu.be/sfZBxiDLQlk

    A crime comedy set in the 70s starring Russel Crowe and Ryan Gosling by Shane Black?

    GIVE ME IT NOW

    This is exactly a thing that I want

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    That looks like a pretty Shane Black movie, but uh

    Where're the Christmas decorations?

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    That looks like a pretty Shane Black movie, but uh

    Where're the Christmas decorations?

    Collider confirmed it is not set at christmas when I first heard about it

    trying to find the article

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    That looks like a pretty Shane Black movie, but uh

    Where're the Christmas decorations?

    Collider confirmed it is not set at christmas when I first heard about it

    trying to find the article

    What the fuck?!

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Straightzi wrote: »
    That looks like a pretty Shane Black movie, but uh

    Where're the Christmas decorations?

    Collider confirmed it is not set at christmas when I first heard about it

    trying to find the article

    What the fuck?!

    I was mistaken it just says it doesn't look like its set at christmas, so we won't know till its out

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  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    "It's a Shane Blank film" is enough to have me reaching for cash but then you add "about private eyes" and, look, I'm ALREADY getting the money out, okay?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Also, that bit in the toilet stall was some fucking MASTER CLASS physical comedy, and I am legitimately impressed with Ryan Gosling

    I knew he could be clever, but I didn't know he had that particular skillset in him

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Don't worry. We've got Christmas.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The movie that I wanted Inherent Vice to be was "an interesting one"

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Don't worry. We've got Christmas.

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    Bless you, Shane Black, and your affinity for crazy violent shit happening at Christmas.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Also, that bit in the toilet stall was some fucking MASTER CLASS physical comedy, and I am legitimately impressed with Ryan Gosling

    I knew he could be clever, but I didn't know he had that particular skillset in him

    Seriously

    Even as I was laughing I was admiring how well Gosling was selling that

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
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    TrippyJing wrote: »
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    Kwoaru wrote: »
    God of Cookery is the only "funny martial arts" movie I've seen

    It's real good!

    I saw god of cookery after seeing his other movies and I actually didn't like it very much

    Partly because the humor seemed a little more juvenile but also it confirmed that steven chow can apparently only make one movie and I'd already seen that movie done better twice before

    His 90s movies were very heavy on Cantonese puns and wordplay, and were made mainly for a Hong Kong audience. Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle just doubled down on the visual humor, which helped their performance worldwide.

    I think at one point he was in one or two movies a year for several years consecutively.

    Ah well maybe he really can do different movies and I just haven't seen enough of them, but I definitely didn't enjoy god of cookery enough to want to seek out any of his other older movies

    Which kinda bummed me out because I liked shaolin soccer and kung fu hustle a lot (especially kung fu hustle)

    The thing about the genre of humor that many of his movies are in is that it's best enjoyed with at least a passing familiarity with Cantonese. Like, you can still enjoy it based solely on subtitles, but wordplay doesn't always make it intact through translation.

    Then there's the separate issue of them being Hong Kong 90s, so not only do you have to get over the language barrier, you've also got to get over another part of the world's version of the 90s.

    Right sure, but like he does make different movies right

    Like the 3 I've seen all felt basically the same, up to and including an unattractive who loves him but he doesn't notice or like her until she does something to become pretty (though I guess in kung fu hustle she was pretty but mute and he didn't like her until he realized his connection to her and also he stopped being an awful person)

    Maybe I just can't enjoy 90s kung fu movies like I used to

    Man, I can never be disappointed in 90s kung fu.

    90s kung fu is awesome and has my favorite martial arts film in it!

    The Matrix?

    Pssh.....

    The Matrix has nothing on my bae, Rumble in the Bronx.

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  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Crowe trying to pump the shotgun action-movie style got me.

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I wonder if Shane Black is ever even a little embarrassed when he has to tell someone "yes, this one is Christmastime again i just like it okay"

    Or he's just full-on "OF COURSE IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO"

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I wonder if Shane Black is ever even a little embarrassed when he has to tell someone "yes, this one is Christmastime again i just like it okay"

    Or he's just full-on "OF COURSE IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO"

    At this point in his career, I dearly hope it's the latter.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    as someone who had a brief interaction with Shane Black last year, it is definitely the latter

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    FOR THE RECORD

    THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE MATRIX BEING THE BEST KUNG FU MOVIE OF THE 90'S WAS INTENDED AS A JOKE SO SOMEONE COULD SET ME UP TO SAY "I KNOW KUNG FU"

    IT FAILED AND PEOPLE TOOK ME SERIOUSLY.

    I AM SORRY.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    FOR THE RECORD

    THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE MATRIX BEING THE BEST KUNG FU MOVIE OF THE 90'S WAS INTENDED AS A JOKE SO SOMEONE COULD SET ME UP TO SAY "I KNOW KUNG FU"

    IT FAILED AND PEOPLE TOOK ME SERIOUSLY.

    I AM SORRY.

    Why on earth were people taking you seriously?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't know...

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Watching the latest RLM Best of the Worst and

    man

    I really need to sit down with some people and watch a Neil Breen film

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Watching the latest RLM Best of the Worst and

    man

    I really need to sit down with some people and watch a Neil Breen film

    I started watching Fateful Findings and just couldn't do it

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    @Raijin Quickfoot Lemme know when you are going to see Creed so I can get excited on your behalf

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Fateful Findings was pretty fun

    It's kind of too poorly made though

    Like, I enjoyed it, but it didn't quite hit that sweet spot that The Room did

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Watching the latest RLM Best of the Worst and

    man

    I really need to sit down with some people and watch a Neil Breen film

    I started watching Fateful Findings and just couldn't do it

    Well of course not alone

    Watching a movie like that alone is an exercise in pain and misery

    But a room full of people? Or even a skype call full of people? That's ideal

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Reports are coming out that Robert Loggia has died. Time to post his best ever film moment

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=nDilD3wAxt8

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    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    okay

    make creed a franchise

    that movie was everything i wanted and then a little bit more

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I'm just so glad that Michael B. Jordan actually got a good role, after the travesty that was Fantastic Four. He's definitely one to look out for.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    I mean, Michael B. Jordan has had good roles before.

    Wallace and Vince are two of the most memorable characters of two of the best tv shows of the last decade

    and if you're talking film, he got a lot of attention for Fruitvale Station.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm just so glad that Michael B. Jordan actually got a good role, after the travesty that was Fantastic Four. He's definitely one to look out for.

    He's already had a pretty solid career. The Wire and Friday Night Lights, Fruitvale Station, a darn fine turn in Chronicle - man's gonna be in it for the long haul.

  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    FOR THE RECORD

    THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE MATRIX BEING THE BEST KUNG FU MOVIE OF THE 90'S WAS INTENDED AS A JOKE SO SOMEONE COULD SET ME UP TO SAY "I KNOW KUNG FU"

    IT FAILED AND PEOPLE TOOK ME SERIOUSLY.

    I AM SORRY.

    Still better than Rumble in the Bronx

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Ryan Coogler is in talks to direct Black Panther for Marvel

    And I really want him to do that, but I also want him to just make another Creed

    Maybe doing Black Panther first will give him more space to really think of some great stuff for it, though

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Reports are coming out that Robert Loggia has died. Time to post his best ever film moment

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=nDilD3wAxt8
    Alternately

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIzRqDOSZo

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Michael B. Jordan is the best. I get excited when I see his name attached to a film.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Reports are coming out that Robert Loggia has died. Time to post his best ever film moment

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=nDilD3wAxt8
    Alternately

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIzRqDOSZo

    um, excuse me

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7-rz9nIn4

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Ryan Coogler is in talks to direct Black Panther for Marvel

    And I really want him to do that, but I also want him to just make another Creed

    Maybe doing Black Panther first will give him more space to really think of some great stuff for it, though

    What if Creed 2 is the new Black Panther origin story?

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    It'd need to be a WB/Marvel Studios crossover.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    FOR THE RECORD

    THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE MATRIX BEING THE BEST KUNG FU MOVIE OF THE 90'S WAS INTENDED AS A JOKE SO SOMEONE COULD SET ME UP TO SAY "I KNOW KUNG FU"

    IT FAILED AND PEOPLE TOOK ME SERIOUSLY.

    I AM SORRY.

    Still better than Rumble in the Bronx

    HA-WHA?????

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I'm interested in finding Jackie Chan original cuts

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    The Matrix ain't got shit on any Jackie Chan movie from the 90s

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