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The [Love] threads sends its thoughts, prayers, and cheesecakes to Angelina

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Walking home from his, and Yeps I need to pee.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Never stop telling us about your peeing.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I feel like someone should know about my need to pee after every date.

    Grown up man asked what I was doing this weekend so I'll probably see him and see how I feel as I just don't know right now. Canadian man from tonight...I don't know. Within 30 seconds of meeting up I was going to text my flatmates to save me, and then I kinda liked him when I realised he wasn't being a dick, he just has a certain way about him. We had fun, but then there was alcohol involved. I'll see if he messages me tomorrow.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    We Canadian men do have a certain way about us, tis true.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Date with Polyamarous girl was real fun.
    She told me when she ran me by her boyfriend, the bf recognized me from one of the Bar Trivia nights I host and was basically like 'you HAVE to meet that dude'.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    update: idk if going for it was a good idea

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Opening okcupid message... "Fancy being ploughed by 3 men?" If only I could get answers to the questions I have about messages like this.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Opening okcupid message... "Fancy being ploughed by 3 men?" If only I could get answers to the questions I have about messages like this.

    Like, how does that even work? I've only taken one gross anatomy course, but I'm pretty sure that's not what one or more of those holes are for.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Opening okcupid message... "Fancy being ploughed by 3 men?" If only I could get answers to the questions I have about messages like this.

    Like, how does that even work? I've only taken one gross anatomy course, but I'm pretty sure that's not what one or more of those holes are for.

    Life, ah, finds a way

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Wait. Angelina are you a field?

    Are you getting messaged by farmers?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Opening okcupid message... "Fancy being ploughed by 3 men?" If only I could get answers to the questions I have about messages like this.

    Can you nail a 6" spike through a 4" board with just your penis?
    Why 3?
    Am I to use a bridle and do an acre as well?

    Angelina wrote: »
    I'm starting to think that I force men into being drunk.

    There was a woman I knew of that felt the same way but she felt it was very off putting that a lot of men felt the need to get drunk while on a date

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Wait. Angelina are you a field?

    Are you getting messaged by farmers?

    Well I am from Somerset...

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Opening okcupid message... "Fancy being ploughed by 3 men?" If only I could get answers to the questions I have about messages like this.

    Like, how does that even work? I've only taken one gross anatomy course, but I'm pretty sure that's not what one or more of those holes are for.

    Life, ah, finds a way

    Dammit Goldblum why do you always show up?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    They just need to til some soil.

    Maybe raise a barn on you. Or a silo.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Or want to show what they learned from a creature they found under a rock

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    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Ever see an episode of the three stooges where all 3 of them try to get into the same door? Imagine that but one of them goes in a different door instead.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Never stop telling us about your peeing.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Angelina can I be your Grown Up Canadian Man?

    I'm already briefed on roommates and pee and have no fear.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I'm... not sure that's how this works.

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    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Opening okcupid message... "Fancy being ploughed by 3 men?" If only I could get answers to the questions I have about messages like this.

    Like, how does that even work? I've only taken one gross anatomy course, but I'm pretty sure that's not what one or more of those holes are for.

    Life, ah, finds a way

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Day one of the holidays are done. Too many more are left.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Also I rebuffed a polyamorous girl earlier today. I ain't gonna be no one's side piece ever again. Never ever ever.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    That side piece life ain't great but it could turn into a main course, or an entrée if you will. I'm not sure where I'm going with this but its making me hungry

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    She has a primary. I am 10000% not interested.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    That's a lot of percent.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    That's a lot of percent.

    It means for each cent you give him, he gives you 1000 back! Give him money before he changes his mind!

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I reactivated my OkCupid link to see if there were any new profiles and I got a message ten minutes afterwards

    From someone who thinks evolution is a hoax

    Oh boy

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm gonna... reinstall Tinder

    I recommend reinstalling Skyrim instead.

    Why not do both? I call it "Dovahkiinder".

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Canadian man messaged me this morning telling me that I was right, he was drunk. Grown up has asked me about meeting up again. Today I'm going to watch films and relax. There is no dating in my life today. Can I skip a few steps and just get to the cuddle in bed watching movie stage with someone?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    What movie though?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »

    That video made me really sad because sadly I even would accept asking people if they wanted just to even talk
    Sigh

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Butler wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm gonna... reinstall Tinder

    I recommend reinstalling Skyrim instead.

    Why not do both? I call it "Dovahkiinder".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPHtAHxB3iI

    Veldrin on
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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Well most of the conversation is done with. I have never felt so small in my life

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Well most of the conversation is done with. I have never felt so small in my life

    Bro.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Well most of the conversation is done with. I have never felt so small in my life

    Bro.

    Yup. No good reaction here. Best of luck.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Well most of the conversation is done with. I have never felt so small in my life

    I know it doesn't make it easier, but you shouldn't feel small. It takes courage to talk about these things.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I just looked at OKC again for the first time in a few weeks, and ran across this link. I'm not so sure about about it; it sounds a little like "If you don't think like I do, then you're relationshipping wrong," but I do think there's a good message in both prioritizing your own worth and having a boundary in what you're willing to take from others.
    Maybe it will help you all too, maybe it won't.

    http://markmanson.net/fuck-yes

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