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World Series [chat]pions

JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
edited November 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
Thirty years ago, when I was six years old, this motley crew of oddballs from a city in the middle of nowhere WON BASEBALL.

George Brett:
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Frank White:
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Willie WIlson:
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Bret Saberhagen:
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Dan Quisenberry:
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I was only a tiny child but the excitement was real, and it launched me into the world of baseball fandom and - well, I'm a nerd, so of course I had to start collecting cards and memorizing stats, because how else could I live with myself?

And then the bottom fell out, and this team went right to the bottom of the standings and stayed there for TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS - the longest posteason drought in professional baseball. It was kind of awful to become a fan of a sport right as your local team started sucking with a passion. There was a decade there where you actually couldn't give Royals tickets away. Who wanted to pay ten bucks for parking to watch a hopeless shutout game?

That sad period was finally broken last year, when we went to the Series and lost in game 7 to San Francisco's remorseless cyborg pitcher from outer space. If you watch the game closely, I swear you can see the lasers glowing out of his eyes.

But now, thirty years later, history has smiled on us and given us another winning team of oddballs, misfits and castoffs, and they've delivered one of the most exciting seasons of sports I can remember, coming back from certain doom again and again and again. And it's been so exciting. I've gotten back into the game after years away, and dozens of my friends online and off have joined me in this new enthusiasm. Baseball, in Kansas City in the year 2015, is now suddenly...hip?

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The fireworks are going off all over the city, and my neighbors are crowding the streets, and I am going to step outside and meet some new people, hopefully!

Thanks, KC Royals.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Awesome glad a great team won.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Frank White:
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    Hal McRae:
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    Hmmmmm

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    rip thomas's thread, true to its namesake

    in this allegory jacob = napoleon

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Meanwhile, I posted mean things about the Lions in the NFL thread.

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    A new thread. I am here to ruin it. *squats*

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    still baffled the royals were able to eschew pretty much every reliable next level baseball analytic and win anyway

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    A new thread. I am here to ruin it. *squats*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BjqDBNWCbc

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I thought about picking up some caloric monstrosity from the Mexican drive-thru on the way home tonight but decided not to

    If I had eaten it I would have been in pain, but now having not eaten it I feel only a yearning and an emptiness

    something something abyss something something Arby's

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    It is too bad that Billy "Country Breakfast" Butler was not on this team.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    still baffled the royals were able to eschew pretty much every reliable next level baseball analytic and win anyway

    Your charts and graphs can't measure moxie, jake

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Frank White:
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    Hal McRae:
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    Hmmmmm

    i'm not saying they all look alike but

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    official: destiny 2.0 is the best game

    also it is my death

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Im glad that the Royals won after they beat the Jays.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    So that's why my post got ate.

    @ronya I'm always incredibly suspicious of these types of "undercover" investigations. The FBI in particular loves to insert an undercover operative into a community, then that operative encourages people to engage in illegal activity. When they take the bait, they get arrested and the FBI claims they stopped a terrorist plot. Despite the fact that no plot would have existed without the FBI's direct involvement and encouragement.

    They did this with environmentalist groups and militia members as well. And now they're doing it with Muslims.

    It's entrapment, pure and simple. But it makes the bosses happy and makes the middle class feel safe from a threat they think actually exists.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    hahaha twelve innings what the fuck

    I was supposed to go to the store tonight

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    still baffled the royals were able to eschew pretty much every reliable next level baseball analytic and win anyway

    Your charts and graphs can't measure moxie, jake

    nor critical bed shitting moments

    mets are like, errors away from winning that series

    royals took every advantage though and put the mets on their back foot constantly by taking bases do not get me wrong. a team that just would not be stopped for anything.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    So that's why my post got ate.

    @ronya I'm always incredibly suspicious of these types of "undercover" investigations. The FBI in particular loves to insert an undercover operative into a community, then that operative encourages people to engage in illegal activity. When they take the bait, they get arrested and the FBI claims they stopped a terrorist plot. Despite the fact that no plot would have existed without the FBI's direct involvement and encouragement.

    They did this with environmentalist groups and militia members as well. And now they're doing it with Muslims.

    It's entrapment, pure and simple. But it makes the bosses happy and makes the middle class feel safe from a threat they think actually exists.

    attacking the allegations of a plot would be a legit direction for the editorial to take, but it's not the direction it took

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Alright, Scotland tried to prevent France and Austria uniting but failed, and as a result lost territory to Norwegian uprisings, resulting in the reunification of the Commonwealth of Norway, Iceland, and the Faeroes under their Lord Protector, Olav Nansen

    My country continues to plod along, gobbling up the steppe peoples under the banner of the Republic of All Russia

    I have no idea what the New World looks like, but considering Portugal and Castille are steady, I assume they've been divvying it up

    I'm not sure if Scotland will end up being a colonising power? What a strange new world it will be

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    If I streamed Overwatch now would anyone watch?

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Today:

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Finished Over the Garden Wall and goddamn

    those last two episodes make me feel things

    easily the best thing Cartoon Network has ever done

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    If I streamed Overwatch now would anyone watch?

    are you terrible

    do you have a mic

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i'll only watch if the answer to both is yes

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    okay algorithms midterm is over

    I studied all day and still think I did poorly

    I guess we'll find out in a few days if I flunk this class : (

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I got really scared for a second there

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'll only watch if the answer to both is yes

    maybe and no :(

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Finished Over the Garden Wall and goddamn

    those last two episodes make me feel things

    easily the best thing Cartoon Network has ever done

    Let's not go nuts.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p81_kAFdyr8

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Today:

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    is this a thing that was observed today, or a representation of what today was like?

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    It was observed today! I do not feel like a wary cat in a bush today.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    man

    one time i got linked to a game theorists video on youtube

    all i could think of the entire time was that the guy's voice was driving me absolutely crazy and i couldn't focus on what he was saying at all

    i would do anything not to hear that voice again

    like if i was in a room with that man and i had a gun and he was just opening his mouth to talk...

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    okay algorithms midterm is over

    I studied all day and still think I did poorly

    I guess we'll find out in a few days if I flunk this class : (
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    also bro.png

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    The weird thing about the Bob Ross twitch stream is I can tell that the other people are seeing it a few seconds ahead of me because they react to things I haven't seen Bob do yet and then he does them.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Oh hey actually Austria has decided to become allies with me since we have the same rival in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

    time to take back the White Russia from those Pole dogs

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    The weird thing about the Bob Ross twitch stream is I can tell that the other people are seeing it a few seconds ahead of me because they react to things I haven't seen Bob do yet and then he does them.

    twitch is weird like that

    maybe it has to do with isps gating their traffic

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    If I streamed Overwatch now would anyone watch?

    will you only play bastion and be a tank all the time

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »

    Hoo hoo hoo, Merry Christmas!

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    So that's why my post got ate.

    @ronya I'm always incredibly suspicious of these types of "undercover" investigations. The FBI in particular loves to insert an undercover operative into a community, then that operative encourages people to engage in illegal activity. When they take the bait, they get arrested and the FBI claims they stopped a terrorist plot. Despite the fact that no plot would have existed without the FBI's direct involvement and encouragement.

    They did this with environmentalist groups and militia members as well. And now they're doing it with Muslims.

    It's entrapment, pure and simple. But it makes the bosses happy and makes the middle class feel safe from a threat they think actually exists.

    attacking the allegations of a plot would be a legit direction for the editorial to take, but it's not the direction it took
    The direction it took was odd.

    The conceerns expressed by Muslims when these sorts of thingscome up or increased powers are proposed are always odd. They're rarely expressed in terms of overreach, instead just concerned that in being watched they will be disappeared - which generally suggests to me that they are harbouring rather unfortunate beliefs or not able to differentiate between what the powers actually are and the scenarios they target.

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Orphane wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    The weird thing about the Bob Ross twitch stream is I can tell that the other people are seeing it a few seconds ahead of me because they react to things I haven't seen Bob do yet and then he does them.

    twitch is weird like that

    maybe it has to do with isps gating their traffic

    It's a lottery where the winners get about ten seconds worth of foreknowledge.

    Zephiran on
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh hey actually Austria has decided to become allies with me since we have the same rival in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

    time to take back the White Russia from those Pole dogs

    Are they running training exercises near your border yet?

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