At least you weren't convinced that putting aluminum foil in the oven would melt it
No but did you ever see my Yellowstone stories
One time, while trying to impress a pretty Italian lady, I managed to become a live action Looney Tune and look down the nozzle of a high powered hose I was holding right as the water started flowing
At least you weren't convinced that putting aluminum foil in the oven would melt it
No but did you ever see my Yellowstone stories
One time, while trying to impress a pretty Italian lady, I managed to become a live action Looney Tune and look down the nozzle of a high powered hose I was holding right as the water started flowing
One time I threw my phone into a dumpster while continuing to clutch a cheeseburger wrapper to my chest
At least you weren't convinced that putting aluminum foil in the oven would melt it
No but did you ever see my Yellowstone stories
One time, while trying to impress a pretty Italian lady, I managed to become a live action Looney Tune and look down the nozzle of a high powered hose I was holding right as the water started flowing
One time I threw my phone into a dumpster while continuing to clutch a cheeseburger wrapper to my chest
One time I went into a moderately fast moving river and remembered I couldn't swim that well and after my friend almost killed my by pulling me off of my Savior Rock that I found in the river I stomped out to shore and grabbed a book (Snakes On A Plane: The Novelization) and towel and managed to set my towel down right on top of a fire ant colony
At least you weren't convinced that putting aluminum foil in the oven would melt it
No but did you ever see my Yellowstone stories
One time, while trying to impress a pretty Italian lady, I managed to become a live action Looney Tune and look down the nozzle of a high powered hose I was holding right as the water started flowing
One time I threw my phone into a dumpster while continuing to clutch a cheeseburger wrapper to my chest
One time I went into a moderately fast moving river and remembered I couldn't swim that well and after my friend almost killed my by pulling me off of my Savior Rock that I found in the river I stomped out to shore and grabbed a book (Snakes On A Plane: The Novelization) and towel and managed to set my towel down right on top of a fire ant colony
One time I got stung directly on the tongue by a wasp and as I was freaking out I accidentally kicked the nest and got stung a bunch more
Are you absolutely, positively sure we are not the same person
David_TA fashion yes-man is no good to me.Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered Userregular
One time on a school trip we'd gone up a mountain and some of us decided to toboggan down it on our butts, so I managed to rip a giant hole in my trousers.
The mountain wasn't the last stop on our trip that day.
One time I was in a Barnes and Noble killing some time, reading a DND source book when a couple of dudes in their 30s-40s sidled up and started talking to me. They were basically the archetypical neckbeard looking dudes who also smelled pretty bad.
They asked for my phone number and wanted to play DND with me. I did not want to do this and told them I didn't have a phone.
I went back to reading and got a text, so I pulled out my phone to read it and then realized they were still right next to me and it had been like 30 seconds.
I'm mostly exaggerating for humor but the real reason I don't participate in these sorts of story swaps is
(spoilered for debbie downerism)
90% of the stories that involve me drinking too much and doing dumb shit aren't funny so much as they are a chronicling of my near brush with alcoholism. Nobody wants to think about that in the middle of fun times
One time I was in a Barnes and Noble killing some time, reading a DND source book when a couple of dudes in their 30s-40s sidled up and started talking to me. They were basically the archetypical neckbeard looking dudes who also smelled pretty bad.
They asked for my phone number and wanted to play DND with me. I did not want to do this and told them I didn't have a phone.
I went back to reading and got a text, so I pulled out my phone to read it and then realized they were still right next to me and it had been like 30 seconds.
One time I was in a Barnes and Noble killing some time, reading a DND source book when a couple of dudes in their 30s-40s sidled up and started talking to me. They were basically the archetypical neckbeard looking dudes who also smelled pretty bad.
They asked for my phone number and wanted to play DND with me. I did not want to do this and told them I didn't have a phone.
I went back to reading and got a text, so I pulled out my phone to read it and then realized they were still right next to me and it had been like 30 seconds.
I left very quickly.
Never
Ever
Ever
Play pickup dnd
I had heard enough horror stories from here at that point to know this.
One time I was in a Barnes and Noble killing some time, reading a DND source book when a couple of dudes in their 30s-40s sidled up and started talking to me. They were basically the archetypical neckbeard looking dudes who also smelled pretty bad.
They asked for my phone number and wanted to play DND with me. I did not want to do this and told them I didn't have a phone.
I went back to reading and got a text, so I pulled out my phone to read it and then realized they were still right next to me and it had been like 30 seconds.
I left very quickly.
Never
Ever
Ever
Play pickup dnd
I had heard enough horror stories from here at that point to know this.
one time when I was in high school the 40 year old dude working in the electronics section at walmart tried to get me to join his vampire larp group
One time I thought the crank on the side of the fireplace just opened the vent in the chimney so after turning it a bunch I just left it like that all day and later when I smelled something funny I just assumed I was imagining things and it wasn't until my parents also started smelling it that I realized I had filled the house with gas
At least you weren't convinced that putting aluminum foil in the oven would melt it
No but did you ever see my Yellowstone stories
One time, while trying to impress a pretty Italian lady, I managed to become a live action Looney Tune and look down the nozzle of a high powered hose I was holding right as the water started flowing
One time I threw my phone into a dumpster while continuing to clutch a cheeseburger wrapper to my chest
One time I thought the crank on the side of the fireplace just opened the vent in the chimney so after turning it a bunch I just left it like that all day and later when I smelled something funny I just assumed I was imagining things and it wasn't until my parents also started smelling it that I realized I had filled the house with gas
Oh wait that was yesterday
Speed left during the recording and came back and was like
I'm mostly exaggerating for humor but the real reason I don't participate in these sorts of story swaps is
(spoilered for debbie downerism)
90% of the stories that involve me drinking too much and doing dumb shit aren't funny so much as they are a chronicling of my near brush with alcoholism. Nobody wants to think about that in the middle of fun times
I mean the black eye story is part of why I stopped drinking so much, its not really a fun story except in hindsight
One time I thought the crank on the side of the fireplace just opened the vent in the chimney so after turning it a bunch I just left it like that all day and later when I smelled something funny I just assumed I was imagining things and it wasn't until my parents also started smelling it that I realized I had filled the house with gas
Oh wait that was yesterday
look i know you're disappointed by scorpina but this is taking things a little far
One time I got drunk to the point where being upright was making me nauseous so I got onto the floor while we were playing Cards Against Humanity... I somehow wound up in the kitchen on my back, having taken off my shirt because I was hot.
It was here I discovered I was fat enough and just sweaty enough to form a seal between the back and the floor, and thus I discovered backfarting.
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One time I threw up so hard I gave myself black eyes!
What in the world
I know, it is my very favorite blankzilla story
And I look good in none of them
I had alcohol poisoning and I threw up so hard that I blew the capillaries around my eyes
Have you ever dry heaved
You know how I makes your whole face constrict
Imagine that for hours
I mean
At least you weren't convinced that putting aluminum foil in the oven would melt it
One time, while trying to impress a pretty Italian lady, I managed to become a live action Looney Tune and look down the nozzle of a high powered hose I was holding right as the water started flowing
One time I threw my phone into a dumpster while continuing to clutch a cheeseburger wrapper to my chest
One time I got stung directly on the tongue by a wasp and as I was freaking out I accidentally kicked the nest and got stung a bunch more
Are you absolutely, positively sure we are not the same person
The mountain wasn't the last stop on our trip that day.
The last stop was a nunnery.
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You ruined it
I just wanted to fit in but I am the most boring person in the world
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If it helps all these stories are years in the past
The most exciting thing I do now is go on beer tastings
I'm old and soon ill be dead
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I had a good night.
They exploded and blew holes in our tent
And then it snowed
They asked for my phone number and wanted to play DND with me. I did not want to do this and told them I didn't have a phone.
I went back to reading and got a text, so I pulled out my phone to read it and then realized they were still right next to me and it had been like 30 seconds.
I left very quickly.
(spoilered for debbie downerism)
Steam | Twitter
Never
Ever
Ever
Play pickup dnd
I don't even drink alcohol and regularly go to bed at 9.
I'd rather take my chances on a Nigerian prince at this point
My friend was in charge of food and bought all things that need a campfire
We were camping in colorado and utah
one time when I was in high school the 40 year old dude working in the electronics section at walmart tried to get me to join his vampire larp group
Steam | Twitter
Oh wait that was yesterday
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well I mean
you can't eat a cell phone
Speed left during the recording and came back and was like
I almost killed us all!
How fortuitous for us both! You see, I have recently come into a great deal of money from some family back home, and...
I mean the black eye story is part of why I stopped drinking so much, its not really a fun story except in hindsight
But yeah no problem dude
look i know you're disappointed by scorpina but this is taking things a little far
It was here I discovered I was fat enough and just sweaty enough to form a seal between the back and the floor, and thus I discovered backfarting.
My guests left shortly afterwards.
Yeah, I'm excited for that. The infamous Sony one is a little played out, unfortunately, but should still be fun.
I wonder if they'll dig up the Konami one.
Did "Professor Videogames" ever stick with Austin? Vinny will be foreverknown as Small Business Man.
Yeah, they're cyborgs from Gobotron.
We're both british empire offshoots that settled in North America.
Australia is our weird cousin that got sent to boarding school at a young age.