How do I drink soda while lying flat on my back (without drowning)?

DrezDrez Registered User regular
I want to drink a can of soda while lying flat on my back, but after 30 years of research I have been unable to figure out how to do this without either potentially drowning myself or spilling soda all over the bed/couch/floor/person I happen to be lying on. Is there some kind of structure I can obtain or build through which a beverage can be safely consumed while my body is parallel with the earth, and my head faces the sun or stars?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I actually did not mean to post this as a thread. Complete brain fart. Can you delete me?

    Sorry for the stupidity.

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  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    Sounds like you either need a sippycup or a straw.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    use a straw

    or a funnel.

    yeah definitely use a funnel

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I feel like a funnel will just exacerbate the drownyness.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    get one with a valve

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    a long straw would handle the 'getting liquid into your mouth' bit

    it's relatively difficult to swallow without at least raising your head though, since you're working against gravity.

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  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Al_wat wrote: »
    get one with a valve

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    You may want to spend a bit more, that one isn't rated for rectal use....assuming you want to dual purpose it.

    Though I wouldn't recommend consuming soda in that form.

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