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How do I drink soda while lying flat on my back (without drowning)?

DrezDrez Registered User regular
I want to drink a can of soda while lying flat on my back, but after 30 years of research I have been unable to figure out how to do this without either potentially drowning myself or spilling soda all over the bed/couch/floor/person I happen to be lying on. Is there some kind of structure I can obtain or build through which a beverage can be safely consumed while my body is parallel with the earth, and my head faces the sun or stars?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I actually did not mean to post this as a thread. Complete brain fart. Can you delete me?

    Sorry for the stupidity.

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  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    Sounds like you either need a sippycup or a straw.

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    use a straw

    or a funnel.

    yeah definitely use a funnel

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I feel like a funnel will just exacerbate the drownyness.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    get one with a valve

    51HWbr1xLaL._SY355_.jpg

    Al_wat on
  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    a long straw would handle the 'getting liquid into your mouth' bit

    it's relatively difficult to swallow without at least raising your head though, since you're working against gravity.

    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Al_wat wrote: »
    get one with a valve

    51HWbr1xLaL._SY355_.jpg

    You may want to spend a bit more, that one isn't rated for rectal use....assuming you want to dual purpose it.

    Though I wouldn't recommend consuming soda in that form.

    iRevert on
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