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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I'm a few posts late, but the thing with The Wolverine is that it feels like two different movies put together

    One of them is a somewhat grounded movie about Wolverine fighting the Yakuza while trying to keep a woman he's come to love safe

    The other one has a climax involving a lizard woman and a giant robot samurai suit

    And the thing is, I'd watch both of those movies!

    They just don't work very well smashed together

    Alternatively, mash them together more evenly.

    This is also acceptable

    As it is I remember sitting there in the movie theater thinking "Whoa, did they just accidentally add the end of one script onto the beginning of the other?"

    I'm really looking forward to superhero movies growing out of 20-minute CG-fest climaxes

    Winter Soldier had a similar "cool and unique early vibe abruptly turns into computer generated chaos" thing

    Yeah, I think this matches up with a lot of my feelings too

    Most superhero movies are a lot better in the building stages than in the climax

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I'm a few posts late, but the thing with The Wolverine is that it feels like two different movies put together

    One of them is a somewhat grounded movie about Wolverine fighting the Yakuza while trying to keep a woman he's come to love safe

    The other one has a climax involving a lizard woman and a giant robot samurai suit

    And the thing is, I'd watch both of those movies!

    They just don't work very well smashed together

    Alternatively, mash them together more evenly.

    This is also acceptable

    As it is I remember sitting there in the movie theater thinking "Whoa, did they just accidentally add the end of one script onto the beginning of the other?"

    I'm really looking forward to superhero movies growing out of 20-minute CG-fest climaxes

    Winter Soldier had a similar "cool and unique early vibe abruptly turns into computer generated chaos" thing

    You know what, it kind of does!

    I'd never really noticed it before because I enjoyed the chaos at the end, but when I think about why it's my favorite superhero movie, all of my favorite stuff in it is pretty front-loaded.

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I actually really like the big CG climax in Guardians

    All the ships combining into a big net was super cool

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    That part of the climax in Guardians I like a bunch

    I'm less into the rest of it though

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    The worst offender is Man of Steel, which gets so boring and repetitive in its CGI climax nonsense.

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  • HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    I should specific. When I say Wayans I specifically mean Shawn and Marlon.

    It isn't even that for me...it is when they release yet another of their unending stream of movie/genre parodies.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I actually really like the big CG climax in Guardians

    All the ships combining into a big net was super cool

    I'm not saying it never works - Guardians has a cool one, Iron Man 3's manages to be a really neat character moment, the first Avengers fully earns its actual-meaning-of-the-word epic climax.

    But every single superhero movie does it, to ever-diminishing returns.

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I actually really like the big CG climax in Guardians

    All the ships combining into a big net was super cool

    I'm not saying it never works - Guardians has a cool one, Iron Man 3's manages to be a really neat character moment, the first Avengers fully earns its actual-meaning-of-the-word epic climax.

    But every single superhero movie does it, to ever-diminishing returns.

    Oh I know

    I was just trying to think of a time where I really enjoyed when that happens, cause I think people generally DO kinda forget about those parts days after seeing it

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ant-Man had a great climactic fight scene.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    I should specific. When I say Wayans I specifically mean Shawn and Marlon.

    It isn't even that for me...it is when they release yet another of their unending stream of movie/genre parodies.

    Friedberg/Seltzer are way more egregious in both quantity and lack of quality

    Not forgiving Shawn and Marlon, here, just sayin'

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I kinda feel like the plot in all the comic book movies (and also just plain comic books) is mostly filler

    I'm there for the characters and it's the only thing I'm really going to remember unless there is some standout action or stylistic choices

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    the wayans brothers wb show was pretty good and i'll fight anyone who disagrees

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular

    Too a degree I believe it's the ease of CGI effect that have led to the Superhero boom. There's a case to be made that it's he degree to to which it is easy and affordable to have people do unfeasibly unrealistic things that makes the spectacle of superhero movies special. It's just a natural evolution of the furthering of boundaries of FX.

    If you think about 80's action movie hero, the scope was limited to what could be achieved with practical effects: the explosions of Rambo and Arnie; Christopher Reeve suspended by wire; the big rolling boulder of Indy. Which was all cool! But as CGI FX enabled filmmakers to destroy New York city streets, or shoot beams from their eyes, it allowed for a bigger scope of action hero. I think in a very real way it is the loss of being limited to practical effects at a price point where any action movie can add CGI spectacle that has enabled the superhero movie boom, and allow for a different scope of action story to be told.

    Basically, I think that the boom in superhero movies is simply because CGI effects enable the superhero scope to be available to more than just a single tentpole studio blockbuster every year. They can now be produced widely and easily. That doesn't always mean they will be produced well, but I think they're no more going away than 'action movies' went away. A set of limitations has been removed and this is, to an extent, a new normal.

    Unfortunately I also think that this becomes something of a binding restriction: if you are using a superhero setting, then you must also have superheor CGI spectacle. The freedom of being able to tell a superhero story with CGI means that you must use CGI to tell your superhero story. And that, I think needs to be subverted.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    the wayans brothers wb show was pretty good and i'll fight anyone who disagrees

    Given your recent fighting record

    You might not want to try to back this one up that way

  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    The Revenant is so much bear
    So much bear bear

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Yay, Ip Man 3 is playing near me this month.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    The Wolverine frustrates me more than Origins does

    Because Origins has a ton of shit that I just actively dislike about that character (his origin is dumb, his Weapon X stuff is dumb, bone claws are dumb, etc) so they can go full stupid and I don't have to care

    But The Wolverine has so much potential and they just squander it so badly about two thirds of the way through that it almost makes me mad it doesn't execute on it

    Like the moment Logan acquires a new love interest that he straight up shouldn't have (because it's a samurai/ronin movie and his desire to protect her should be something beyond romance) the movie basically loses me because I can see exactly the point where a script doctor was brought in

    I can guarantee you Darren Aronofsky's movie wouldn't have had that shit in it!

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  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    days of future past is the first good x-men movie

    up until then, all of the flicks had good scenes here or there, but either the plot was a mess or they forgot about the rest of the cast for large chunks of time

    like, i love first class, but save for mystique that movie is one hundred percent charles and erik's bad romance

    it's about five percent January Jones' bad acting

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I'm a few posts late, but the thing with The Wolverine is that it feels like two different movies put together

    One of them is a somewhat grounded movie about Wolverine fighting the Yakuza while trying to keep a woman he's come to love safe

    The other one has a climax involving a lizard woman and a giant robot samurai suit

    And the thing is, I'd watch both of those movies!

    They just don't work very well smashed together

    Alternatively, mash them together more evenly.

    This is also acceptable

    As it is I remember sitting there in the movie theater thinking "Whoa, did they just accidentally add the end of one script onto the beginning of the other?"

    I'm really looking forward to superhero movies growing out of 20-minute CG-fest climaxes

    Winter Soldier had a similar "cool and unique early vibe abruptly turns into computer generated chaos" thing

    after I did my Marvel marathon before Avengers 2, I had a hard time remembering what any movie looked like without a CGI clusterfuck at the end

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I'm a few posts late, but the thing with The Wolverine is that it feels like two different movies put together

    One of them is a somewhat grounded movie about Wolverine fighting the Yakuza while trying to keep a woman he's come to love safe

    The other one has a climax involving a lizard woman and a giant robot samurai suit

    And the thing is, I'd watch both of those movies!

    They just don't work very well smashed together

    Alternatively, mash them together more evenly.

    This is also acceptable

    As it is I remember sitting there in the movie theater thinking "Whoa, did they just accidentally add the end of one script onto the beginning of the other?"

    I'm really looking forward to superhero movies growing out of 20-minute CG-fest climaxes

    Winter Soldier had a similar "cool and unique early vibe abruptly turns into computer generated chaos" thing

    after I did my Marvel marathon before Avengers 2, I had a hard time remembering what any movie looked like without a CGI clusterfuck at the end

    The CGI clusterfuck at the end of Driving Miss Daisy is especially egregious.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Me and some friends were watching Avengers 2 recently and it was alright but holy shit the CGI clusterfuck at the end, we were all just kind of poleaxed by it until that one bit where all the Avengers are in the church and it goes slow motion, we all fucking lost it in hysterical laughter, every Avenger is smashing apart four different robots at once and all the robots are flying apart and there's a big flying purple man with a head laser and then it cuts to a close up of the Hulk and he's got a fucking mouthful of robot and he's shaking his head back and forth and snarling and just Jesus Christ almighty

    It was the most insane and brain-pounding display of excessive cacophonous bedlam humanly possible, we laughed out of self defence, it was laugh or scream

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Me and some friends were watching Avengers 2 recently and it was alright but holy shit the CGI clusterfuck at the end, we were all just kind of poleaxed by it until that one bit where all the Avengers are in the church and it goes slow motion, we all fucking lost it in hysterical laughter, every Avenger is smashing apart four different robots at once and all the robots are flying apart and there's a big flying purple man with a head laser and then it cuts to a close up of the Hulk and he's got a fucking mouthful of robot and he's shaking his head back and forth and snarling and just Jesus Christ almighty

    It was the most insane and brain-pounding display of excessive cacophonous bedlam humanly possible, we laughed out of self defence, it was laugh or scream

    Well, yeah, it's a comic book movie.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    It's kind of impossible for me to not zone out during a lot of big messy cgi clusterfucks. I think the the frames get too dang busy with information for me to generally focus on what's happening. It's effective at making it chaotic, but not effective of being much more than texture. And most damning, often just boring or unmemorable.

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I'm a few posts late, but the thing with The Wolverine is that it feels like two different movies put together

    One of them is a somewhat grounded movie about Wolverine fighting the Yakuza while trying to keep a woman he's come to love safe

    The other one has a climax involving a lizard woman and a giant robot samurai suit

    And the thing is, I'd watch both of those movies!

    They just don't work very well smashed together

    Alternatively, mash them together more evenly.

    This is also acceptable

    As it is I remember sitting there in the movie theater thinking "Whoa, did they just accidentally add the end of one script onto the beginning of the other?"

    I'm really looking forward to superhero movies growing out of 20-minute CG-fest climaxes

    Winter Soldier had a similar "cool and unique early vibe abruptly turns into computer generated chaos" thing

    after I did my Marvel marathon before Avengers 2, I had a hard time remembering what any movie looked like without a CGI clusterfuck at the end

    The CGI clusterfuck at the end of Driving Miss Daisy is especially egregious.

    Dude, that was actually all done with practical effects, which is what makes it great.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    People must have stronger mental constitutions than myself, if I had seen that shit in theatres I would have stumbled and palsied through the exit like a fucking Somme veteran

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I think it was the Hobbit 2 that fully broke me on getting anything out of pure spectacle. Those god damn cartoon dwarves bouncing around like the fucking Gummi Bears.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I don't like clusterfucks

    They don't have to be CG, they just usually are these days because it's cheaper

    But a lot of Mad Max was practical, right?

    I actually enjoy how some films are becoming more disciplined with their CG use, eleven years ago we had the space battle in Revenge of the Sith which is just red and green laser masturbation against a starry backdrop, but two years ago we had Guardians of the Galaxy, of which the Novas defending Xandar was the first time I ever legitimately enjoyed a space battle in a film (I still think the aerial battles on Knowhere are still too busy visually, though)

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    I don't like clusterfucks

    They don't have to be CG, they just usually are these days because it's cheaper

    But a lot of Mad Max was practical, right?

    I actually enjoy how some films are becoming more disciplined with their CG use, eleven years ago we had the space battle in Revenge of the Sith which is just red and green laser masturbation against a starry backdrop, but two years ago we had Guardians of the Galaxy, of which the Novas defending Xandar was the first time I ever legitimately enjoyed a space battle in a film (I still think the aerial battles on Knowhere are still too busy visually, though)

    I think It'd be hard to find a shot in Mad Max that hasn't been CGI'd up, but it's heavily practical, yeah. It's just a good example of mixing the two.

    The really good example of that was Master and Commander, for a while, but I think Mad Max is a good go-to now.

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I wish Master and Commander had done well enough for them to have turned that into a franchise. That was a fun movie.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    I wish Master and Commander had done well enough for them to have turned that into a franchise. That was a fun movie.

    Man I loved that movie, Russel Crowes crazy wig and the long extended shots of Russel Crowe pretending to play an instrument while very very clearly not playing an instrument and all

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Plenty of material to work with too, it came from one of a 20-book long series.

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I wish Master and Commander had done well enough for them to have turned that into a franchise. That was a fun movie.

    Man I loved that movie, Russel Crowes crazy wig and the long extended shots of Russel Crowe pretending to play an instrument while very very clearly not playing an instrument and all

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    JayKaos wrote: »
    Plenty of material to work with too, it came from one of a 20-book long series.

    After seeing the movie I read the first two books (I think) and tried to get into it, but it never really took. I think it would be awesome to see more of them as movies, though.

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  • Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Me and some friends were watching Avengers 2 recently and it was alright but holy shit the CGI clusterfuck at the end, we were all just kind of poleaxed by it until that one bit where all the Avengers are in the church and it goes slow motion, we all fucking lost it in hysterical laughter, every Avenger is smashing apart four different robots at once and all the robots are flying apart and there's a big flying purple man with a head laser and then it cuts to a close up of the Hulk and he's got a fucking mouthful of robot and he's shaking his head back and forth and snarling and just Jesus Christ almighty

    It was the most insane and brain-pounding display of excessive cacophonous bedlam humanly possible, we laughed out of self defence, it was laugh or scream

    Different strokes I guess, because my reaction to that scene was "Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah".

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    You ever watch an older movie and think, "hey that actor went on to play <insert role>, neat! And that other guy did <insert role> and is in this movie too?"

    Master and Commander having both Edwin Jarvis and J.A.R.V.I.S. in the same scenes made me chuckle.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    You ever watch an older movie and think, "hey that actor went on to play <insert role>, neat! And that other guy did <insert role> and is in this movie too?"

    Master and Commander having both Edwin Jarvis and J.A.R.V.I.S. in the same scenes made me chuckle.

    Kickass. Double the Quicksilver of other movies.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    This is the worst casting for those parts I could possibly imagine

    But like

    Perfectly the worst. It's really, really compelling how little like Nixon or Elvis those two are. Hell, it'd be closer to "right" if they swapped roles. But by being "right," it wouldn't be as interesting to me as it currently is.

    What a strange little movie that looks to be.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    This is the worst casting for those parts I could possibly imagine

    But like

    Perfectly the worst. It's really, really compelling how little like Nixon or Elvis those two are. Hell, it'd be closer to "right" if they swapped roles. But by being "right," it wouldn't be as interesting to me as it currently is.

    What a strange little movie that looks to be.

    Like "The Beatles" in Walk Hard.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    This is the worst casting for those parts I could possibly imagine

    But like

    Perfectly the worst. It's really, really compelling how little like Nixon or Elvis those two are. Hell, it'd be closer to "right" if they swapped roles. But by being "right," it wouldn't be as interesting to me as it currently is.

    What a strange little movie that looks to be.

    Yeah, before I actually watched the trailer proper (I was listening to something else), I like, skipped through it briefly to try to figure out who was cast as who

    Because neither one feels right for either role

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Finally, the modern Bubba Ho-Tep we've all been asking for

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