BillyIdleWhat does "katana" mean?It means "Japanese sword."Registered Userregular
After feeling super confident today from wearing a suit to a job interview, I cracked and made a tinder. I'm debating on either keeping my current profile pic which has my doggie, or using one of me in what's essentially a greenman suit, but instead of it being green it's a skin tight red ranger outfit.
i may actually have to consider moving on uh oh. she's a total babe and cool person and when we do actually see each other it's great but she may be a bad girlfriend, or perhaps more fairly put we may have different expectations for this relationship.
I'm not surprised by desert being the most used word in California. Most guys profiles say they love going out to the desert every weekend.... I like the beach better than the dunes to be honest.
i may actually have to consider moving on uh oh. she's a total babe and cool person and when we do actually see each other it's great but she may be a bad girlfriend, or perhaps more fairly put we may have different expectations for this relationship.
no good man but right on for recognizing this early
I gotta get into a better habit of checking when the person was last online. Chances are, if they haven't been online in 2 years, they probably won't answer my message.
I know OKCupid lets you set a "last logon" filter. I assume most other services have something similar.
According to Wikipedia, the great fartingale was also known as "the drum"
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mosssnackYeah right, man, Bishop should go!Good idea!Registered Userregular
Didn't take long for my wife and I to start farting in front of eachother. It was when she pooped in front of me that we had a serious discussion about how we had taken our relationship to the next level.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Farts and burps and such I am fine with, but actually going to the toilet? The door is closed. I just don't want to know.
Didn't take long for my wife and I to start farting in front of eachother. It was when she pooped in front of me that we had a serious discussion about how we had taken our relationship to the next level.
if there is such a thing as being too comfortable with another person
this is it
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Didn't take long for my wife and I to start farting in front of eachother. It was when she pooped in front of me that we had a serious discussion about how we had taken our relationship to the next level.
Farts and burps and such I am fine with, but actually going to the toilet? The door is closed. I just don't want to know.
It is a rather noticeable metric though. When you realize you've reached the point where for expediency while getting ready for going somewhere they just use the bathroom in front of you.
There's nothing like taking a poop and having your friend run into the bathroom needing to puke, and you make eye contact for a couple seconds, he nods and charges the bathtub with a cavalcade of chunder. He wipes his chin, you wipe your butt and only speak of the incident in hushed whispers from then on.
That two seconds of eye contact was the most intense stare I've ever had. It was like my soul was being weighed against something that shouldn't even exist, but was still important.
Ugh, the other day as one of my closest female friends was telling me about getting a message from guy that she liked on OkCupid I felt kinda jealous and annoyed.
Yep, developing an infatuation with her. We been hanging out tons recently, just her and I,and things between us click in so many except romantically.
Which is fine! I love her company and her friendship, but I won't lie, sometimes it kills me thinking what could be.
Oh, and she's my "date" for my with office party tomorrow.
Ugh, the other day as one of my closest female friends was telling me about getting a message from guy that she liked on OkCupid I felt kinda jealous and annoyed.
Yep, developing an infatuation with her. We been hanging out tons recently, just her and I,and things between us click in so many except romantically.
Which is fine! I love her company and her friendship, but I won't lie, sometimes it kills me thinking what could be.
Oh, and she's my "date" for my with office party tomorrow.
Speaking from way too much experience, unrequited crushes are the woooorst.
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but they're listening to every word I say
Keep on farting.
What am I going to do with a ticket for my current residence?!?
I'll give it a few weeks and change it up, maybe someone might be down to go on a date if I go wearing that.
Embrace the flatulence where appropriate.
Used to live with blocks of flats on on the South and East corners of the back yard.
Echo farts.
no good man but right on for recognizing this early
I dunno, the skintight red ranger outfit works pretty damn well for Austin St. John.
Heresy!!
I know OKCupid lets you set a "last logon" filter. I assume most other services have something similar.
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I always crap with the door open. it's just as normal as eating.
watch me poop I don't have a fuck to give
if there is such a thing as being too comfortable with another person
this is it
Whereas I would be physically unable to shit if someone could see. I don't even like pissing in urinals, I prefer privacy.
It is a rather noticeable metric though. When you realize you've reached the point where for expediency while getting ready for going somewhere they just use the bathroom in front of you.
look at this guy
thinks his poos are too good for us
get off your high horse show us yer poops
The other way around, to be honest. I don't want anyone else to suffer as I do.
I am Fartacus
That two seconds of eye contact was the most intense stare I've ever had. It was like my soul was being weighed against something that shouldn't even exist, but was still important.
Does Rinoa have her own pet dog named Angelo?
She has me! Plus generally my online name is angelofages so yeah...
Yep, developing an infatuation with her. We been hanging out tons recently, just her and I,and things between us click in so many except romantically.
Which is fine! I love her company and her friendship, but I won't lie, sometimes it kills me thinking what could be.
Oh, and she's my "date" for my with office party tomorrow.
Speaking from way too much experience, unrequited crushes are the woooorst.