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A Very Commercial Christmas [Phalla] Day 2 - Oogie Boogie gets rolled

MatevMatev Cero MiedoRegistered User regular
edited December 2015 in Critical Failures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxUkP7kb4q8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XEHkngGYkE

Iiiiiiiit's the Very Commercial Christmas, starring all your favorites! Will all the new toys heroes and their friends save christmas for little consumers everywhere? Or will the Badfunnogiftniks ruin it? Tune in to find out!

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This is a design your own role Phalla with a dash of gift-giving and festive cheer for all!
What is Phalla?

Phalla is the Penny-Arcade Forums' version of the party game Mafia.

The Basic Rules

The "village" consists of all players in the game. Included in the village are a small number of bad guys, commonly known as the "mafia". Normally, the mafia members all know one another at the beginning of the game, but nobody else knows anything about anyone other than themselves.

Each day (normally a 24-hour period) the village discusses and publically votes for one person to be executed that night. At the same time, the bad guys choose one person to kill each night and PM the name to the narrator. In larger games, the bad guys might get two kills per night or other abilities to use.

The good side wins if all of the bad guys die. The bad side wins if the number of good guys is less than or equal to the number of bad guys (on the assumption that at that point, they control the vote plus get their kill, so it's inevitable). Large games generally take between a week and two weeks. Small games usually last a week or less.

Usually, there will be one or more "special" roles among the good guys (and occasionally among the bad guys). Exactly who holds each role is only known to that person, and it may not even be known which or how many specials will be in any given game.

Each night, the narrator gives the details of who died, and normally whether they were a bad guy. Some games also include clues or outright statements if someone who died was a good special.

Living players may not communicate regarding the game with dead players and vice versa, unless there is some specific mechanic in place to do so. In that case, communication normally goes through the narrator. If you are dead and the moderator allows a "goodbye" post, make sure it includes absolutely no information about the game, even if you think the information is obvious. If you receive a PM or see a post breaking this rule, notify the person running the game immediately.

You may not use any anonymous method of communication to discuss the game. Forum-based PMs, external IMs, e-mails and other message boards (like proboards) are allowed as long as the person you are talking to knows who you are. You may not use screencaps to "prove" anything to anyone. Do not speak in code.

Along similar lines, don't use the "Add to conversation" feature. Phalla requires a certain amount of uncertainty, and since adding a person to a conversation allows them to see the entire thread, it can serve as a form of verification along the same lines of screen captures. If you wish to communicate something from a PM/conversation to a new player, then start up a new conversation with that individual.

Play nice. It's okay to argue, but don't get too hostile. If it's getting to the point where you're asking other people to quit the game, you're going too far. We're all here to have fun, so take it easy and keep as level a head as possible. Respect others and they'll respect you.

Common Variations

Many larger games contain multiple groups of bad guys working at cross-purposes (a Mafia vs. Werewolves game). Other games may put all players into different factions with each faction’s goal of eliminating a certain subset of the other factions - there may or may not be a common Mafia-style faction that all groups will need to eliminate to achieve victory.

Additional voting or other mechanics can also be used. At least one game has included a council or single person elected every other night who is able to use a power publically. For example, one game had an elected council able to shift the execution vote to the second person. Another had an elected emperor able to choose a person to kill.

In a small game, the typical size for a group of bad guys is 15-20%; the player population, although an individual game may lean toward the high end, particularly if there is only one group of bad guys in a larger game.

Often, everyone gets a "flavor" role in the game. Bad guys and good specials usually get a normal "villager" role in addition to their special role. This keeps people from using their initial PM to verify someone else's role. The two most common ways to do this are to (a) use the exact same message to everyone, or (b) give everyone a unique villager role.


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This holiday special is prepared for 20-30 people to peddle thei- participate.

Design your own? (Explanation shamelessly stolen to Romanqwerty's setup)

In addition the normal signup rather than me assigning roles, each person will make his own role and send it to me in a PM. I will then collect all the roles and 'balance' them. This 'balancing' might take a variety of forms. I might impose some bizarre restriction on what you sent me, modify it slightly or just flat out ignore your suggestion and give you something else. You're welcome to suggest win condition/faction along with your role but don't be surprised if that changes. The roles of each faction really depend on what gets sent in by everyone. It is heavily suggested that you pander to our corporate sponsors, but not required.

Be creative - The more interesting and flavorful your role is, the more likely it is to survive my tender ministration and the network censors.
Be unique - No, not everyone can be the Krampus AthanThrallvig (Original Character Do Not Steal). Roles that tie into the theme in interesting and surprising ways have a better chance of getting in unscathed and have way more chance of being pushed as the hot holiday item this season!


As my own twist from previous years, I will also be implementing a new rule: White Elephant

All players, in addition to their role, must submit a gift power. This should be something helpful, but possibly with a tricky restriction or drawback. It must also be a one shot power. These powers will then be shuffled up and distributed among the players behind the scenes. Each player will receive a number along with their finalized role. Each day, a certain amount of players will get to open their presents and access their powers! So give early, and give well! Remember, it's the thought that counts. (And how much you spend, don't forget that!)

Signups start now and will conclude either 24 hours after we get 20 players or when we reach 30 players, whichever comes 1st

"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
Hail Hydra
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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Player List
    1. Anialos
    2. Grunt's Ghosts
    3. Void Slayer
    4. Burnage
    5. Lostninja
    6. lonelyahava
    7. Auralynx
    8. AustinP0027
    9. Dragon6860
    10. discrider
    11. Megafrost - Oogie-Boogie - The Vote
    12. Sir Fabulous
    13. jdarksun - Baron Von YOLO - All Wrapped Up
    14. Virgil_Leads_You - Christmas Chocobo - prepped for the oven
    15. Gizzy
    16. Preda
    17. daemonIzual
    18. Slym
    19. Zombie Hero
    20. Kime



    Clarifications

    Thralls? Millers? Conversions?
    Clarification Denied (For now)


    When does vote end?
    10 PM PST, to give everyone time to settle in for a long winter's nap

    Order of Actions
    Vote > Defensive Actions > Mafia Kill > Offensive Actions


    Summaries and results

    Day 2: All in

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Egg Nog is delicious

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    There is only ONE shopping day before tomorrow!

    edit: left. Dammit

    discrider on
  • PredaPreda Registered User regular
    Christmasy sign up

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Ho ho ho. Now I have a sign up too.

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Gizzy!

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    sign

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Obifett forgot to close his color tag.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Forget? Nah

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Hmm, get back in to Phalla for Commercialized Christmas? Heck yes.

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Forget? Nah
    Friend Computer has noted your casual disregard for the symmetrical closure of BBCode tags.

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Friend Computer

    Also, I'm finally getting around to playing Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines. THANKS @Assuran

  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    We have always been buying gifts from East Asia.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    You know what would be a real nice gift? Immortality on Day 1! Seriously, let me live to see day 2!

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Sounds good.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Remember, to complete sign up, you MUST PM me your role idea

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    I must signup to ensure @Grunt's Ghosts does not see day 2

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I'll be sending a role idea shortly.

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  • DeamonIzualDeamonIzual Registered User regular
    Hopefully I'll remember that I signed up

  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    do i need to read the op?

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    15 signups, only 5 roles submitted. Feel free to ask me for advice if you're not certain about how to make a role work. 5 more players and we can start the countdown clock!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Ghostly ClockworkGhostly Clockwork Registered User regular
    I'm in!. I'll think on a role, but I may need some advice on that front.

    FTC: honk.
    FTC: HONK.

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Is this meant to be old commercials or just christmas commercials?

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    Is this meant to be old commercials or just christmas commercials?

    Please, we here at a Very Commercial Christmas are looking to cater to consumers from all walks of life. (but mostly the 5-12 crowd who'll nag their parents incessantly for the latest and great merch of the season)

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    sign up

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I will do.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Only 1 more signup until the 24 hour clock starts. Get your roles in before a role is assigned to you! Casting has been less than cheerful this year and they're not taking excuses.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited December 2015
    I will get my role in ASAP. But I'm currently in line for Star Wars and that whole thing will take up the rest of the day and is frankly more important than this game and ... well ... almost everything else.

    So give me at least until tomorrow night please.

    Actually, scratch that, I forgot I also have tickets for tomorrow. Give me till Sunday?

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Very understandable (going to see it tonight myself)

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Tomorrow, 2:15pm.

    SOON.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited December 2015
    I'm so freaking excited. I showed up 6 hours early for my showing and the line was already so long! This theater didn't even sell out until like last week so I figured that would be enough time, but I was wrong. Star Wars hype levels are at maximum.

    Star Wars spoiler danger is at maximum as well. I have my headphones in at volume level so I can't hear anyone else. None of these jackholes in line are gonna screw this up for me.

    ObiFett on
  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Assigned seating ftw. Bonus points if they're big comfy recliners.

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    I've got tickets for 9:00 AM tomorrow.

    Headphones are a super good idea, Obi. Especially since there already may be some repeat customers in the theater\line by then.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Assigned seating ftw. Bonus points if they're big comfy recliners.

    All of the reserved seating places were sold out before I could get tickets.

    I'm a bad Star Wars fan.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I'm a worse Star Wars fan, I only got my tickets last night and even worse, won't even be able to get to the theater until like an hour before showtime.

    (That said not seeing it in 3D so there may be hope)

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I will get my role in ASAP. But I'm currently in line for Star Wars and that whole thing will take up the rest of the day and is frankly more important than this game and ... well ... almost everything else.

    So give me at least until tomorrow night please.

    Actually, scratch that, I forgot I also have tickets for tomorrow. Give me till Sunday?

    Why can't you phone post in a role whilst standing in line?

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Bah, humbug to Star Wars.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited December 2015
    discrider wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I will get my role in ASAP. But I'm currently in line for Star Wars and that whole thing will take up the rest of the day and is frankly more important than this game and ... well ... almost everything else.

    So give me at least until tomorrow night please.

    Actually, scratch that, I forgot I also have tickets for tomorrow. Give me till Sunday?

    Why can't you phone post in a role whilst standing in line?

    I'm not gonna phone post in a role. My role is gonna be awesome with pictures and formatting. Not doing that on a phone.
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Bah, humbug to Star Wars.

    What a sad life.

    ObiFett on
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I will get my role in ASAP. But I'm currently in line for Star Wars and that whole thing will take up the rest of the day and is frankly more important than this game and ... well ... almost everything else.

    So give me at least until tomorrow night please.

    Actually, scratch that, I forgot I also have tickets for tomorrow. Give me till Sunday?

    Why can't you phone post in a role whilst standing in line?

    I'm not gonna phone post in a role. My role is gonna be awesome with pictures and formatting. Not doing that on a phone.
    Ok. Makes sense.

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I will go see Star Wars if it's good, but if this is some Phantom Menace shit then I am perfectly fine waiting 10 years until it's $5 to own a copy.

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