Also once she was convinced we had a rat and would call him Byron
"byron snuck in and ate some of the carpet again"
And I got a live trap to catch him so we could prove to the apartment complex we had one so they'd compensate us
And then when we caught Byron she was all "ok now kill him"
Fuckin what, no, you named him
I can't kill him now
Also he's kind of cute
So I drove him 10 miles away and put him in the woods with some peanut butter
Last time I had a mouse I called my sister over to help me try and catch it. She named it Fievel. I murdered the hell out of Fievel.
So you murdered an immigrant?
Guys I found Donald Trump's account.
I guarantee you that mouse did not have papers. Based on the pattern of behavior it established while living illegally on my property, if it ever did have papers it had long since eaten them. And left the remains everywhere.
Also once she was convinced we had a rat and would call him Byron
"byron snuck in and ate some of the carpet again"
And I got a live trap to catch him so we could prove to the apartment complex we had one so they'd compensate us
And then when we caught Byron she was all "ok now kill him"
Fuckin what, no, you named him
I can't kill him now
Also he's kind of cute
So I drove him 10 miles away and put him in the woods with some peanut butter
Last time I had a mouse I called my sister over to help me try and catch it. She named it Fievel. I murdered the hell out of Fievel.
So you murdered an immigrant?
Guys I found Donald Trump's account.
I guarantee you that mouse did not have papers. Based on the pattern of behavior it established while living illegally on my property, if it ever did have papers it had long since eaten them. And left the remains everywhere.
Also once she was convinced we had a rat and would call him Byron
"byron snuck in and ate some of the carpet again"
And I got a live trap to catch him so we could prove to the apartment complex we had one so they'd compensate us
And then when we caught Byron she was all "ok now kill him"
Fuckin what, no, you named him
I can't kill him now
Also he's kind of cute
So I drove him 10 miles away and put him in the woods with some peanut butter
Last time I had a mouse I called my sister over to help me try and catch it. She named it Fievel. I murdered the hell out of Fievel.
So you murdered an immigrant?
Guys I found Donald Trump's account.
I guarantee you that mouse did not have papers. Based on the pattern of behavior it established while living illegally on my property, if it ever did have papers it had long since eaten them. And left the remains everywhere.
SHOW ME THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OF THIS MOUSE
All I have is its death certificate, aka the receipt for the trap that killed it.
Although I'm pretty sure Fievel came back to haunt me because, like, a year later, I saw a mouse in my bedroom when I was coming back from a shower, but it disappeared afterward and I never saw it again.
You've got to name them before you kill them. If they die without a name then it's straight to critter hell with them.
Without a name to feed to Those Who Skitter Below they will not be permitted to keep their soul fire safe within a lantern and it will be supped upon by the Festering Endless
THE SANCTITY OF THE 'WORST OF' AWARDS WILL BE CALLED INTO QUESTION
We'll just get Matt on and tell him he's got to vote on Luke's behalf.
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Were I able to I would offer to jump in but I've got a crap ton to get ready for tomorrow's drive down to my folks and all of the wrapping I have left to do. That I doubt I can convince the wife to let me unwrap the mic and pop filter now.
Hey Speed, are you placing tonight? I really wanna get in on this sweet madness.
prrrrrrrrrrobably
we gotta do teens with attitude tonight but i might bang out a let's place afterward
I should probably be free after like 8 or 830 central time. How long do you guys normally record for?
ALSO a poll for you all who aren't speed:
I haven't listened to any episodes yet. Should I listen to some in preparation, or go in totally blind and bumble around?
Hey Speed, are you placing tonight? I really wanna get in on this sweet madness.
prrrrrrrrrrobably
we gotta do teens with attitude tonight but i might bang out a let's place afterward
I should probably be free after like 8 or 830 central time. How long do you guys normally record for?
ALSO a poll for you all who aren't speed:
I haven't listened to any episodes yet. Should I listen to some in preparation, or go in totally blind and bumble around?
Heheheh.
TWA is pretty much an all-night commitment. Speed is apparently a crazy man who doesn't sleep at night, given that he was considering doing a Let's Place after.
If anyone is interested in doing something with this, let me know! I'm going to start tonight, probably, even if I don't get any guests right away, because Christmas is COMING, y'all
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I guarantee you that mouse did not have papers. Based on the pattern of behavior it established while living illegally on my property, if it ever did have papers it had long since eaten them. And left the remains everywhere.
SHOW ME THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OF THIS MOUSE
All I have is its death certificate, aka the receipt for the trap that killed it.
Although I'm pretty sure Fievel came back to haunt me because, like, a year later, I saw a mouse in my bedroom when I was coming back from a shower, but it disappeared afterward and I never saw it again.
Without a name to feed to Those Who Skitter Below they will not be permitted to keep their soul fire safe within a lantern and it will be supped upon by the Festering Endless
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Oh, wait, shit, you are?
What time?
'Cuz, uh, I asked the RFYL folks on twitter if today would be good to do the final Wizard Tower session, and they all were up to it.
Speed Racer once again throwing RFYL under the bus.
8 PM EST, usually goes to 10:30-11
Oh wait shit dang
That's at 7 central
We do rfyl rarely enough though that I don't mind missin TWA for it though (sorry chincy)
http://www.audioentropy.com/
THE SANCTITY OF THE 'WORST OF' AWARDS WILL BE CALLED INTO QUESTION
We'll just get Matt on and tell him he's got to vote on Luke's behalf.
I should probably be free after like 8 or 830 central time. How long do you guys normally record for?
ALSO a poll for you all who aren't speed:
I haven't listened to any episodes yet. Should I listen to some in preparation, or go in totally blind and bumble around?
Heheheh.
TWA is pretty much an all-night commitment. Speed is apparently a crazy man who doesn't sleep at night, given that he was considering doing a Let's Place after.
(Its fine buddy, we'll miss you. If you have votes for the worst ofs I put the categories in the PM)
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I've now seen a bunch of Facebook posts about how Sega is going to announce the Dreamcast 2 on December 31st
"even though Tony Hawk 5 is objectively terrible, that's an opinion"
I've seen a bunch of Facebook posts about how Obama has been basically committing high treason. You see crazy on Facebook, you mute it and move on.
But they need YOUR help! on kickstarter!
100% agree.
At least we sounded like cool robots?
At least I can listen to candle nights mbmbam in a bit.
That is amazing.
There are people who seriously don't believe that there's going to be an election in 2016 because Obama will declare himself supreme dictator
http://www.audioentropy.com/
tempted
But Sega is not actually that cool/insane
we're at 146 songs on the ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS RANKING LIST as of this writing!
If anyone is interested in doing something with this, let me know! I'm going to start tonight, probably, even if I don't get any guests right away, because Christmas is COMING, y'all
Look, if Roosevelt didn't pull that off, no one's gonna.
Hey everyone
What if
We all got into earth defense force
http://www.audioentropy.com/
WEIRD WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE TO DO
Sorry people who do care, you're too statistically insignificant for me