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[Star Wars] Nothing quite as thrilling as galactic politics.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    NERDS. THE LOT OF YOU.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Please keep your cool guy action references out of the politics thread.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    edited December 2015

    Also a nerd:

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    All I want is some sort of meta rules that combine X-Wing miniatures with Amarda and an as yet unreleased third game that focuses on ground combat so I can organise a proper galactic campaign with friends

    Imperial Assault for the ground combat?

    Can you recreate the battle of Hoth in imperial assault?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    All I want is some sort of meta rules that combine X-Wing miniatures with Amarda and an as yet unreleased third game that focuses on ground combat so I can organise a proper galactic campaign with friends

    Imperial Assault for the ground combat?

    Can you recreate the battle of Hoth in imperial assault?

    it definitely has at-st's and I think an expansion is adding more hoth stuff, maybe including snowspeeders and tauntauns? at-ats are more of a problem, but you can make those a bit more abstract, I think

    but imperial assault is more meant to be like...tactical strike squads

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I first read the OP, as the following and got extremely excited!
    THE WAR IS OVER
    YE5Musk.jpg

    The last Imperial hold outs have been smashed in a critical battle on the planet of Jakku. The combined alliance fleet was able to break apart Imperial resistance, while our brave men and women on the ground drove back any and all counter attacks. Truly, this is a turning point in galactic history.

    T0kI0xe.jpg
    An alliance trooper leads an attack on a downed Imperial class Star Destroyer

    With the Imperial military finally broken, peace can return to the galaxy. The time of the empire is over, now is the time of the new republic.

    Chancellor Villecham has been elected as our first chancellor.

    eBZocW3.jpg
    Our proud and noble chancellor

    The senate has been re-established on Hosnian Prime, a clear sign of the New Republics commitment to move galactic power away from the core worlds and the old Imperial capital of Coruscant.

    Even now, we look towards securing a long term peace with the last imperial systems. Strict treaties are in place to ensure that they can never again build up a military force that could threaten galactic stability.

    The only thing that could possibly endanger us now is if they'd hidden away a third Death Star, but that'd be mad.

    Remember to mark your spoilers

    ---

    What is a Phalla?

    Phalla is Penny Arcade's version of the popular party game, Mafia. Bandwagon has a great synopsis of the game in the thread bookmarked at the top of Critical Failures. But, you already knew that.

    This version of Phalla is both a faction game and a battle game. There is a traditional village full of the uninformed majority (the rebels) whose goal is to eliminate all threats to the village, however the village itself is divided. Be careful where you place your trust, you are under the watch of the FIRST ORDER.
    The General Rules


    !Sign up in boldlimegreen. Reserves may also sign up by posting !Reserve. Clarifications may be asked in !bolddarkorange and will be collected in the second post.
    The game is balanced around 50 players with the capacity to expand beyond that if needed. The game will begin with a Day 0 once sign ups either slow to a stop or we reach 70 players (HAH!), whichever comes first.

    Standard phalla rules apply. This includes, but is not limited to, no copying/pasting, taking screenshots, taking pictures of and e-mailing or anything else of role PM’s. Anonymous communication with other players is forbidden. Anyone you communicate with must know exactly who you are. Speaking in code is also forbidden. One death post that contains no in-game information is allowed. Communication of any kind with dead players is forbidden. I must have access to any proboards created. You are encouraged, but not required, to add me to any PM conversations you have with other players, so I have a feel for how the game is playing out and the clarity of any explanations I give.

    As a reminder, trust and truth are valuable commodities in phalla. If you wish to bring a new person into a conversation you are already participating in, you MUST begin a new conversation and cannot simply add them to the old one.

    Once sign-ups are complete, the game will commence IN THIS THREAD.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Star Wars Miniatures Update:

    Played Armada with my dad. Just the basic core set. I was the Victory Star Destroyer, he was the Frigate and Corvette with one X-wing and two Ties.

    The game ended with the Frigate one point away from destruction but the Star Destroyer with two damage and no shields. All fighters were destroyed and the corvette lost only one shield so he won that on point values.

    Opinions compared to X-Wing.

    I think I like X-Wing more. Tomorrow we'll play a game with full X-Wing rules. We can't really play more Armada since I only have the starter ships, whereas I have a bunch more X-Wing miniatures.

    Current X-Wing Model Count:

    Four standard X-Wing (Two from two core sets, one from expansion, one is from the big Rebel Transport set)
    Five standard TIE Fighters (Four from two core sets one from expansion)
    Two First Order TIEs
    One TIE Interceptor
    One TIE Bomber
    One T-70 X-Wing
    One MOTHER FUCKING MOLDY CROW
    One Big Rebel Transport (GR-75)
    One Millennium Falcon

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    moldy crowwwwwwwww

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hmm do I wanna activate this free Chapter 1 of Knights of the Fallen Empire
    I don't know if I wanna make a new character or try to get one of my current ones there

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I don't even care if the Moldy Crow is good or not. It is the Mother Fucking Moldy Crow!

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Kyle + recon specialist with Poe is a good starting point for a list

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    So, I have to stop at Target after work for some boring household supplies and I decide to stop in the toy aisle because I'm an adult, and oh, what's this? A six-pack of TFA action figures? Featuring all the main characters, such as Finn, and Poe, and Kylo Ren, and ...Chewbacca. And ...two different generic First Order dudes.

    Godfuckingdammit, toy industry.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    The one good thing about the leads of the movie being a woman and a black guy means that the industry at least has to pick which one to marginalize. They can't afford to not make toys of either of them. But boy, you'd sure think Poe gets more than 10 minutes of screentime in the movie, given how much merch there is of him.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Well, I played some X-Wing this afternoon and now that's all I wanna do for the rest of my life

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    At least Rey is one of the two figures you get in the Infinity playset, but yeah.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I think I'm going to go see this movie again this week. I really just want M&Ms and Popcorn.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular

    AGH YOU GET POE WITH THE JACKET I'LL TAKE THREE

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    At least Rey is one of the two figures you get in the Infinity playset, but yeah.

    Granted, things were pretty sparse in general, being right after Christmas and all, but I couldn't find a single piece of Rey merch in the toy section (which was really the only thing I was looking for). Even the two Lego sets she's in weren't there.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »

    Also a nerd:

    Oh God. Kylo Ren is Dark Helmet

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    At least Rey is one of the two figures you get in the Infinity playset, but yeah.

    Granted, things were pretty sparse in general, being right after Christmas and all, but I couldn't find a single piece of Rey merch in the toy section (which was really the only thing I was looking for). Even the two Lego sets she's in weren't there.

    I think they've said they were holding some Rey merch back because it had mild spoilers for the movie, and there were reports coming out in like, November that stores were having trouble keeping her merch in stock. So I think it's out there, but they either didn't make enough, demand is super high, or, more likely, a combination of the two.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    I first read the OP, as the following and got extremely excited!
    THE WAR IS OVER
    YE5Musk.jpg

    The last Imperial hold outs have been smashed in a critical battle on the planet of Jakku. The combined alliance fleet was able to break apart Imperial resistance, while our brave men and women on the ground drove back any and all counter attacks. Truly, this is a turning point in galactic history.

    T0kI0xe.jpg
    An alliance trooper leads an attack on a downed Imperial class Star Destroyer

    With the Imperial military finally broken, peace can return to the galaxy. The time of the empire is over, now is the time of the new republic.

    Chancellor Villecham has been elected as our first chancellor.

    eBZocW3.jpg
    Our proud and noble chancellor

    The senate has been re-established on Hosnian Prime, a clear sign of the New Republics commitment to move galactic power away from the core worlds and the old Imperial capital of Coruscant.

    Even now, we look towards securing a long term peace with the last imperial systems. Strict treaties are in place to ensure that they can never again build up a military force that could threaten galactic stability.

    The only thing that could possibly endanger us now is if they'd hidden away a third Death Star, but that'd be mad.

    Remember to mark your spoilers

    ---

    What is a Phalla?

    Phalla is Penny Arcade's version of the popular party game, Mafia. Bandwagon has a great synopsis of the game in the thread bookmarked at the top of Critical Failures. But, you already knew that.

    This version of Phalla is both a faction game and a battle game. There is a traditional village full of the uninformed majority (the rebels) whose goal is to eliminate all threats to the village, however the village itself is divided. Be careful where you place your trust, you are under the watch of the FIRST ORDER.
    The General Rules


    !Sign up in boldlimegreen. Reserves may also sign up by posting !Reserve. Clarifications may be asked in !bolddarkorange and will be collected in the second post.
    The game is balanced around 50 players with the capacity to expand beyond that if needed. The game will begin with a Day 0 once sign ups either slow to a stop or we reach 70 players (HAH!), whichever comes first.

    Standard phalla rules apply. This includes, but is not limited to, no copying/pasting, taking screenshots, taking pictures of and e-mailing or anything else of role PM’s. Anonymous communication with other players is forbidden. Anyone you communicate with must know exactly who you are. Speaking in code is also forbidden. One death post that contains no in-game information is allowed. Communication of any kind with dead players is forbidden. I must have access to any proboards created. You are encouraged, but not required, to add me to any PM conversations you have with other players, so I have a feel for how the game is playing out and the clarity of any explanations I give.

    As a reminder, trust and truth are valuable commodities in phalla. If you wish to bring a new person into a conversation you are already participating in, you MUST begin a new conversation and cannot simply add them to the old one.

    Once sign-ups are complete, the game will commence IN THIS THREAD.

    Hmm

    I could run a simple Star Wars phalla if I found a decent block of time in the new year...

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    At least Rey is one of the two figures you get in the Infinity playset, but yeah.

    Granted, things were pretty sparse in general, being right after Christmas and all, but I couldn't find a single piece of Rey merch in the toy section (which was really the only thing I was looking for). Even the two Lego sets she's in weren't there.

    I think they've said they were holding some Rey merch back because it had mild spoilers for the movie, and there were reports coming out in like, November that stores were having trouble keeping her merch in stock. So I think it's out there, but they either didn't make enough, demand is super high, or, more likely, a combination of the two.

    Yeah, my most optimistic read is just that she's in high demand because the kids like her the most. And I could see how they'd want to hold back on toys that give away plot stuff, but there's no reason to not have a fairly generic figure like all the other ones in that six pack. I can't think of a reason to have Chewbacca in there over the Luke Skywalker of this movie other than the classic "no one wants toys of girls" shit.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    There were enough shots of her doing the rounds where she was firing that blaster, or they could've given her the staff she had at the start of the film.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Rey did get a generic 6 pack figure. There're a lot of different multi packs flying around.

    I feel that Star Wars merch is so utterly vast in quantity and diversity that trying to get a read on things through a single set wouldn't yield any significant information. There are dozens of different figure sets for instance, so it'd be more valuable to look at different characters representation across the entire range (though I admit that's not data we have access to).

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    At least Rey is one of the two figures you get in the Infinity playset, but yeah.

    Granted, things were pretty sparse in general, being right after Christmas and all, but I couldn't find a single piece of Rey merch in the toy section (which was really the only thing I was looking for). Even the two Lego sets she's in weren't there.

    I think they've said they were holding some Rey merch back because it had mild spoilers for the movie, and there were reports coming out in like, November that stores were having trouble keeping her merch in stock. So I think it's out there, but they either didn't make enough, demand is super high, or, more likely, a combination of the two.

    Yeah, my most optimistic read is just that she's in high demand because the kids like her the most. And I could see how they'd want to hold back on toys that give away plot stuff, but there's no reason to not have a fairly generic figure like all the other ones in that six pack. I can't think of a reason to have Chewbacca in there over the Luke Skywalker of this movie other than the classic "no one wants toys of girls" shit.

    True...some toys companies also make some really, really shitty sculpts of females to and you start to wonder if it's an effort thing.

    Inside of a dog...it's too dark to read.
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    AGH YOU GET POE WITH THE JACKET I'LL TAKE THREE

    FYI You still need the Poe figure. The disc just gives him the alternate jacket outfit instead of the flight suit he comes with.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    they definitely have rey w/blaster or rey w/staff figures out, like, those definitely exist and are probably selling out

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I think I'm going to keep playing my Imperial Agent in the base game, and pick another class to jump up to 60 with

    Hmm... Inquisitor?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think I'm going to keep playing my Imperial Agent in the base game, and pick another class to jump up to 60 with

    Hmm... Inquisitor?

    You rang?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Oh gosh uh this is awkward

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Rey did get a generic 6 pack figure. There're a lot of different multi packs flying around.

    I feel that Star Wars merch is so utterly vast in quantity and diversity that trying to get a read on things through a single set wouldn't yield any significant information. There are dozens of different figure sets for instance, so it'd be more valuable to look at different characters representation across the entire range (though I admit that's not data we have access to).

    You really don't see why I'd take issue with a pack containing all of the principle characters except arguably the most significant one who just happens to be the only one who's female? Why wouldn't she be there? Why would Chewbacca, basically a cameo character be there instead?
    Especially why is Chewie there and neither of the characters from the movie he associates himself with, Han or Rey, be there?

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think I'm going to keep playing my Imperial Agent in the base game, and pick another class to jump up to 60 with

    Hmm... Inquisitor?

    Do the Sith Warrior then make all lightside choices. Watch everyone be super confused.

    I actually play mine as a dumb guy who got on the wrong shuttle to go to Jedi School and thinks he's been getting Jedi training so he has non evil looking armor and a blue lightsaber.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Rey did get a generic 6 pack figure. There're a lot of different multi packs flying around.

    I feel that Star Wars merch is so utterly vast in quantity and diversity that trying to get a read on things through a single set wouldn't yield any significant information. There are dozens of different figure sets for instance, so it'd be more valuable to look at different characters representation across the entire range (though I admit that's not data we have access to).

    You really don't see why I'd take issue with a pack containing all of the principle characters except arguably the most significant one who just happens to be the only one who's female? Why wouldn't she be there? Why would Chewbacca, basically a cameo character be there instead?
    Especially why is Chewie there and neither of the characters from the movie he associates himself with, Han or Rey, be there?

    Well, is it feasible that they maybe want to spread the popular characters around to get people to buy multiple packs? If you put everyone in one pack, then that's all you sell. Stick a couple in one, some in another, and you get kids asking for both.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    AGH YOU GET POE WITH THE JACKET I'LL TAKE THREE

    FYI You still need the Poe figure. The disc just gives him the alternate jacket outfit instead of the flight suit he comes with.

    You say this like I was some kind of FOOL who didn't buy a Poe Dameron figure the second he was available

    I am not

    I went out the next morning and scooped up all 4 characters

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Star Wars Miniatures Update:

    Played Armada with my dad. Just the basic core set. I was the Victory Star Destroyer, he was the Frigate and Corvette with one X-wing and two Ties.

    The game ended with the Frigate one point away from destruction but the Star Destroyer with two damage and no shields. All fighters were destroyed and the corvette lost only one shield so he won that on point values.

    Opinions compared to X-Wing.

    I think I like X-Wing more. Tomorrow we'll play a game with full X-Wing rules. We can't really play more Armada since I only have the starter ships, whereas I have a bunch more X-Wing miniatures.

    Current X-Wing Model Count:

    Four standard X-Wing (Two from two core sets, one from expansion, one is from the big Rebel Transport set)
    Five standard TIE Fighters (Four from two core sets one from expansion)
    Two First Order TIEs
    One TIE Interceptor
    One TIE Bomber
    One T-70 X-Wing
    One MOTHER FUCKING MOLDY CROW
    One Big Rebel Transport (GR-75)
    One Millennium Falcon

    I can't wait to get into X-Wing

    I ordered the TFA starter and a TIE Interceptor (the coolest TIE), and I can all already foresee my wallet being destroyed by this game. Probably going to order the original starter next.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Rey did get a generic 6 pack figure. There're a lot of different multi packs flying around.

    I feel that Star Wars merch is so utterly vast in quantity and diversity that trying to get a read on things through a single set wouldn't yield any significant information. There are dozens of different figure sets for instance, so it'd be more valuable to look at different characters representation across the entire range (though I admit that's not data we have access to).

    You really don't see why I'd take issue with a pack containing all of the principle characters except arguably the most significant one who just happens to be the only one who's female? Why wouldn't she be there? Why would Chewbacca, basically a cameo character be there instead?
    Especially why is Chewie there and neither of the characters from the movie he associates himself with, Han or Rey, be there?

    Well, is it feasible that they maybe want to spread the popular characters around to get people to buy multiple packs? If you put everyone in one pack, then that's all you sell. Stick a couple in one, some in another, and you get kids asking for both.

    Sure, except it's all the principles except this one. Get all the main cast of the new movie in one package (girl sold separately).

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Rey did get a generic 6 pack figure. There're a lot of different multi packs flying around.

    I feel that Star Wars merch is so utterly vast in quantity and diversity that trying to get a read on things through a single set wouldn't yield any significant information. There are dozens of different figure sets for instance, so it'd be more valuable to look at different characters representation across the entire range (though I admit that's not data we have access to).

    You really don't see why I'd take issue with a pack containing all of the principle characters except arguably the most significant one who just happens to be the only one who's female? Why wouldn't she be there? Why would Chewbacca, basically a cameo character be there instead?
    Especially why is Chewie there and neither of the characters from the movie he associates himself with, Han or Rey, be there?

    Well, is it feasible that they maybe want to spread the popular characters around to get people to buy multiple packs? If you put everyone in one pack, then that's all you sell. Stick a couple in one, some in another, and you get kids asking for both.

    Sure, except it's all the principles except this one. Get all the main cast of the new movie in one package (girl sold separately).

    But you already said and also Han.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Rey did get a generic 6 pack figure. There're a lot of different multi packs flying around.

    I feel that Star Wars merch is so utterly vast in quantity and diversity that trying to get a read on things through a single set wouldn't yield any significant information. There are dozens of different figure sets for instance, so it'd be more valuable to look at different characters representation across the entire range (though I admit that's not data we have access to).

    You really don't see why I'd take issue with a pack containing all of the principle characters except arguably the most significant one who just happens to be the only one who's female? Why wouldn't she be there? Why would Chewbacca, basically a cameo character be there instead?
    Especially why is Chewie there and neither of the characters from the movie he associates himself with, Han or Rey, be there?

    The fact that Chewie is there over Han really does suggest that "importance in film" wasn't a factor that was really considered.

    The Disney Store front page has Rey at front and centre, which I think is a better indication of where they see Rey in their overall merchandise strategy.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Rey did get a generic 6 pack figure. There're a lot of different multi packs flying around.

    I feel that Star Wars merch is so utterly vast in quantity and diversity that trying to get a read on things through a single set wouldn't yield any significant information. There are dozens of different figure sets for instance, so it'd be more valuable to look at different characters representation across the entire range (though I admit that's not data we have access to).

    You really don't see why I'd take issue with a pack containing all of the principle characters except arguably the most significant one who just happens to be the only one who's female? Why wouldn't she be there? Why would Chewbacca, basically a cameo character be there instead?
    Especially why is Chewie there and neither of the characters from the movie he associates himself with, Han or Rey, be there?

    The fact that Chewie is there over Han really does suggest that "importance in film" wasn't a factor that was really considered.

    The Disney Store front page has Rey at front and centre, which I think is a better indication of where they see Rey in their overall merchandise strategy.

    Yeah, that's a much better indication than the places you go to actually obtain that merchandise.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    The Disney store... is the place you go to get proper disney merch?

    Have they been lying to me all this time?

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