Say goodbye to 2015

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I'm at a friend's wedding.

    The line for the bar is absurd.

    Everyone is taking 4 minutes to get their drink. I take twenty seconds.

    Amateurs

    You know what you must do.

    THEY DON'T HAVE RUMPLE

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I'm at a friend's wedding.

    The line for the bar is absurd.

    Everyone is taking 4 minutes to get their drink. I take twenty seconds.

    Amateurs

    Is this on them or the bartender?

    Them. The bartender works swiftly with me...

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I'm at a friend's wedding.

    The line for the bar is absurd.

    Everyone is taking 4 minutes to get their drink. I take twenty seconds.

    Amateurs

    You know what you must do.

    THEY DON'T HAVE RUMPLE

    No, you have to start humming the pink panther anthem while obviously "sneaking" behind the bar to fill your drink.

  • OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I'm at a friend's wedding.

    The line for the bar is absurd.

    Everyone is taking 4 minutes to get their drink. I take twenty seconds.

    Amateurs

    You do have to admit that "the closest thing Alcoholic in reach" is an unusually easy order to fulfil.

    orthanc
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I'm at a friend's wedding.

    The line for the bar is absurd.

    Everyone is taking 4 minutes to get their drink. I take twenty seconds.

    Amateurs

    You know what you must do.

    THEY DON'T HAVE RUMPLE

    This is truly the darkest timeline.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    My left arm has a torn muscle.

    My stomach is full of mashed potatoes.

    My liver has a river of gin going through it.

    LETS

    DANCE

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Gin?

    GIN?!

    Everyone evacuate. Jimmy Dean has gone critical.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Oh by I Van barely type. Probably job of the most drunk I've ever been.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I had a Moscow Mule earlier. Seems to be the popular drink at the moment, anyway.

    Kids are asleep and I'm just chilling on the couch

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Oh by I Van barely type. Probably job of the most drunk I've ever been.

    A job well done.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Pretty sure the reason Jimmy always fails booze-quest is lack of food and hydration.

    Weaver on
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Pretty sure the reason Jimmy always fails booze-quest is lack of food and hydration.

    ACCURATE

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Jimmy needs lembas bread.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    If I hyrdrate and eat properly, oh man...

    A few years back on a Thursday before PAX-Prime at the Roanoke I downed eight Irish car-bombs in one evening and woke up feeling like a demigod.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    You know....


    2015 was a pretty damn great year for me.

    Right now I'm celebrating the new year drinking alone in my office(for reasons), but like... I got engaged this year. I finally actually finished my Bachelor's this year. I started my Master's this year. I pretty much entirely started my journey as an actual programmer/developer this year. I started(though fledgling) a business this year. I have a confidence in my trained skills that I didn't before this year(though also a lot of that is that I trained with some goddamn amazing people this year).

    Only 1 year ago, none of this was true.
    5 years ago I was leaving university because my initial experience was complete shit(and the program completely dissolved right when I left, and had to rebuild), and I was hoping this job would give me what I wanted.
    10 years ago I was a shit kid leaving high school and going to University where I thought I wouldn't need to put up with the dumb shit of high school.

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Gotta drink water. No hangovers for me!

    Every update I post m takes adds in the washroom

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    hello 2016 i am well and drunk

    we are off to a good start, here

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Gotta drink water. No hangovers for me!

    Every update I post m takes adds in the washroom

    Your fate is already sealed.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Petition to change New Years from a party night, to a full 24 hours of people carrying, at first modern, time keeping devices, like basically any form of digital clock, but the progression travels backwards in time, until at last, at the stroke of the new year, there is a tired, dedicated few dragging a sundial through the dark, somber streets, flanked by a procession of people turning hourglasses, lit by hundreds of candle clocks.

    Bloodborne 2 confirmed

    I very badly need Bloodborne 2 to happen, because I'm not buying a PS4 and sony will never put out bloodbourne 1 for PC but 2 might make the leap

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Well, they closed down the open bar around 8:00 pm, so I started sobering up after that.

    And around 11:20 pm I departed, so now I'm home where I can drink more from my pantry.

    I was... It is hard to navigate around telling someone that their wedding has gotten lame.

    Eaaak....

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Happy new year from the west coast y'all

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Happy new year my internet hombres. It may be the pile of drinks I've had but.. I love you all.

    2015 gone. 2016 in. Hope it can be great for everyone.

    I truly wish you all the best. I want your dreams to come true. I want you to be happy to the fullest extent.

    Happy new year!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I come from the future to tell you that 2016 is shaping up well, just finished new years day dinner of roast eye fillet & goose fat potatos.

    I'm a simple man.

    orthanc
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Roast eye? What is eating eyes like? What's the texture?

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  • OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Damn regional variation in language, eye fillet, beef tenderloin, fillet or filet: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_tenderloin

    orthanc
  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    happy new year

    hope it's better than last year.

    fuck

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Orthanc wrote: »
    Damn regional variation in language, eye fillet, beef tenderloin, fillet or filet: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_tenderloin

    oh right
    I knew that >_>

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  • DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    hello 2016 i am well and drunk

    we are off to a good start, here

    your solo dancing out in the middle of the room was pretty decent tbh!

  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    Happy new year!!

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    hello 2016 i am well and drunk

    we are off to a good start, here

    your solo dancing out in the middle of the room was pretty decent tbh!

    And your look was on point!

    Nothing. Matters.
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    he was playing midnight city and that song is Extremely My Jam

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    FUCK YOU 2015 YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE YEAR

    *FLIPS OFF EVERYTHING*

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    And now begins episode 6. Phew, forgot those newer movies a bit.

    Bought a ticket for tomorrow for episode 7 too! I haven't seen it yet so I am quite excited.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    FUCK YOU 2015 YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE YEAR

    *FLIPS OFF EVERYTHING*

    hey! i'm part of everything! Fuck you!

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    FUCK YOU 2015 YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE YEAR

    *FLIPS OFF EVERYTHING*

    hey! i'm part of everything! Fuck you!

    EVERYTHING EXCEPT @MELDING

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    alright, we cool.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2016
    veretas: soft on 2015, soft on crime

    DJ Eebs on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    A vote for me is a vote for a brighter future

    a vote for a drunker future

    paid for by voters for veretas

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    I spent 9 months of 2015 studying and taking exams for professional practice.

    I spent 3 months of 2015 realizing that i was grossly underpaid, unappreciated in both professional and personal life, and burning tons of professional and personal bridges.

    I spent 1 of those 3 months dealing with a psychotic ex girlfriend that 2 years ago i though i might marry. And my immediate family life got so many diseases and cancers and limb replacement surgeries this year ive lost count.

    Celebrity wise Robin Williams and Christopher Lee died.

    Fuck 2015 bring on 2016.

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