We had fryday yesterday and deep fried a million things
I am not hungry for dim sum
Maybe some like vegetables
Last night a went to a burrito window and got a thing called a turtle - it seemed to be a burrito but folded into a disc shape and then pan fried until crispy on both sides
Is it me or does every innovation in Tex-Mex cooking start with, "well, what if we folded and cooked the tortilla like this?"
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I am so glad I am not in the dating game because these silly rules about waiting an arbitrary amount of time to contact someone you liked is preposterous. If reading a text the next day from someone you went on a date with scares you off then, man I dunno, I feel like you have other issues you need to work on?
It isn't really rules, it's me being worried about coming off too uh
clingy
because that is a thing that would scare me off, if someone else were
But yes you are right I'm being silly and somewhat nervous because... I dunno. I just really want things to go well, which is different from other dates I've been on from OKC.
The Powerball sign across the street just updated to $900m. That is a ridiculous amount of money that the government will take 48% of.
is not the lottery simply a tax for fools
Yeah but isn't that like $450m left over?
Still a lot of scratch man
The cash option was $496m when the total was $800m. You lose about 39% of that to federal then another 10% give or take to state. So you're left with a paltry $255m or so. Hardly worth it!
Just take over a federal wildlife preserve and tell them to come get the taxes if they want it. They will let you build a mansion and everything while they ask you nicely to leave. Oh but be white
I am so glad I am not in the dating game because these silly rules about waiting an arbitrary amount of time to contact someone you liked is preposterous. If reading a text the next day from someone you went on a date with scares you off then, man I dunno, I feel like you have other issues you need to work on?
We had fryday yesterday and deep fried a million things
I am not hungry for dim sum
Maybe some like vegetables
Last night a went to a burrito window and got a thing called a turtle - it seemed to be a burrito but folded into a disc shape and then pan fried until crispy on both sides
Is it me or does every innovation in Tex-Mex cooking start with, "well, what if we folded and cooked the tortilla like this?"
The turtle sounds suspiciously like a crunchwrap .
Bless your heart.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I am so glad I am not in the dating game because these silly rules about waiting an arbitrary amount of time to contact someone you liked is preposterous. If reading a text the next day from someone you went on a date with scares you off then, man I dunno, I feel like you have other issues you need to work on?
Wait. Are you saying that
We can call them whenever we want
Impossible, the dating police would arrest you
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I am so glad I am not in the dating game because these silly rules about waiting an arbitrary amount of time to contact someone you liked is preposterous. If reading a text the next day from someone you went on a date with scares you off then, man I dunno, I feel like you have other issues you need to work on?
Wait. Are you saying that
We can call them whenever we want
Yes, but not call because society has decided calling people is something reserved for lovers, mothers, and synchrony bank
I am so glad I am not in the dating game because these silly rules about waiting an arbitrary amount of time to contact someone you liked is preposterous. If reading a text the next day from someone you went on a date with scares you off then, man I dunno, I feel like you have other issues you need to work on?
Wait. Are you saying that
We can call them whenever we want
Yes, but not call because society has decided calling people is something reserved for lovers, mothers, and synchrony bank
tbf calling somebody is like super obnoxious and I reserve it entirely for when I need an immediate response.
I ate an engineer
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I am so glad I am not in the dating game because these silly rules about waiting an arbitrary amount of time to contact someone you liked is preposterous. If reading a text the next day from someone you went on a date with scares you off then, man I dunno, I feel like you have other issues you need to work on?
Wait. Are you saying that
We can call them whenever we want
Yes, but not call because society has decided calling people is something reserved for lovers, mothers, and synchrony bank
Calling is that thing you do where you later have to press buttons to navigate a tree that it turns out doesn't have any branches going where you want
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
She's a Ph.D. Of course she's crazy. Have you ever met a sane one? If you did they just haven't found the bodies yet
oh dear my poor lady friend
I got her set up on her new phone and everything and she was trying to text someone last night and they weren't responding
So she's like going off on them in our morning group text and they're like .."are you sure it didn't select my house number instead of my mobile number"
And everything goes quiet
If you do this on Dutch phones you get a voicemail message with text to speech on the sms.
Hahnsoo1 order fresco tacos at taco bell. then you can eat TWO
Unfortunately, removing the cheese and changing the salsa to pico de gallo doesn't meaningfully change the carb count... just the fat. The cheese is actually fine for me! Most of the carbs are in the tortilla shell.
Did you ever have Pitch Black Part II? It was the purple flavor Mountain Dew, but "with a sour bite". I loved it, and now as am adult I spend my days on a quest to recreate the magic, chasing down sour beer after sour beer.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I thought we had collectively decided to dislike the next Kanye thing. I can't keep up
We had fryday yesterday and deep fried a million things
I am not hungry for dim sum
Maybe some like vegetables
Last night a went to a burrito window and got a thing called a turtle - it seemed to be a burrito but folded into a disc shape and then pan fried until crispy on both sides
Is it me or does every innovation in Tex-Mex cooking start with, "well, what if we folded and cooked the tortilla like this?"
What if we folded it like a paper airplane? A tortilla paper airplane! Brilliant!
Neco on
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
We had fryday yesterday and deep fried a million things
I am not hungry for dim sum
Maybe some like vegetables
Last night a went to a burrito window and got a thing called a turtle - it seemed to be a burrito but folded into a disc shape and then pan fried until crispy on both sides
Is it me or does every innovation in Tex-Mex cooking start with, "well, what if we folded and cooked the tortilla like this?"
What if we golded it like a paper airplane? A tortilla paper airplane! Brilliant!
I thought we had collectively decided to dislike the next Kanye thing. I can't keep up
I don't think anybody who ever liked Kanye decided not to like his next thing. Some people lost faith because he dropped the equivalent of a mixtape filler song on New Year's, but I'm pretty sure that was just a shitty track he made for fun in less than a week.
milski on
I ate an engineer
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MsAnthropyThe Lady of Pain Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the RhythmThe City of FlowersRegistered Userregular
I am so glad I am not in the dating game because these silly rules about waiting an arbitrary amount of time to contact someone you liked is preposterous. If reading a text the next day from someone you went on a date with scares you off then, man I dunno, I feel like you have other issues you need to work on?
Wait. Are you saying that
We can call them whenever we want
No
don't be ridiculous
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited January 2016
Microsoft is actually really good at accessibility and is a big reason why the federal government uses it and Adobe for everything
I thought we had collectively decided to dislike the next Kanye thing. I can't keep up
I don't think anybody who ever liked Kanye decided not to like his next thing. Some people lost faith because he dropped the equivalent of a mixtape filler song on New Year's, but I'm pretty sure that was just a shitty track he made for fun in less than a week.
I thought we had collectively decided to dislike the next Kanye thing. I can't keep up
I don't think anybody who ever liked Kanye decided not to like his next thing. Some people lost faith because he dropped the equivalent of a mixtape filler song on New Year's, but I'm pretty sure that was just a shitty track he made for fun in less than a week.
Oh good not liking things is exhausting
Just sit back and enjoy the greatest album of 2016.
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Is it me or does every innovation in Tex-Mex cooking start with, "well, what if we folded and cooked the tortilla like this?"
It isn't really rules, it's me being worried about coming off too uh
clingy
because that is a thing that would scare me off, if someone else were
But yes you are right I'm being silly and somewhat nervous because... I dunno. I just really want things to go well, which is different from other dates I've been on from OKC.
it wasn't until like 30 seconds later that the shame set in.
"Your hair smells like what cotton candy dreams of"
awww
Wait. Are you saying that
We can call them whenever we want
Microsoft Edge continues to be a bad name.
The turtle sounds suspiciously like a crunchwrap .
She's um
She's a little crazy, I think
Though not that kind
they aren't really that famous.
you did lose hipster cred for not knowing death grips tho
Impossible, the dating police would arrest you
Yes, but not call because society has decided calling people is something reserved for lovers, mothers, and synchrony bank
It's an excellent browser to use for downloading Chrome.
tbf calling somebody is like super obnoxious and I reserve it entirely for when I need an immediate response.
The question is, does she smell like cats
If she can live on a cat boat and not drag the smell around the. It's acceptable
If she smells like she bathed in essence of cat then abandon ship
Calling is that thing you do where you later have to press buttons to navigate a tree that it turns out doesn't have any branches going where you want
No, she does not. I think.
I didn't get a hug because she got a back tattoo like, two days ago, and it still apparently hurt quite a bit
Yeah exactly
You don't get a PhD unless you're damaged and a bit of a masochist
If you do this on Dutch phones you get a voicemail message with text to speech on the sms.
also holy shit shit shit shit
Did you ever have Pitch Black Part II? It was the purple flavor Mountain Dew, but "with a sour bite". I loved it, and now as am adult I spend my days on a quest to recreate the magic, chasing down sour beer after sour beer.
The only PhD student I've even dated was an actual masochist.
This checks out.
What if we folded it like a paper airplane? A tortilla paper airplane! Brilliant!
Isn't that just flying southwest
SWIIIIIIIIIIISH!
YEEZY SEASON!
It does have better support for the visually impaired than Chrome.
Which is to say, it has support for the visually impaired.
I don't think anybody who ever liked Kanye decided not to like his next thing. Some people lost faith because he dropped the equivalent of a mixtape filler song on New Year's, but I'm pretty sure that was just a shitty track he made for fun in less than a week.
Hey! My parents have PhDs, my uncles have PhDs, I passed quals for mine before leaving...
Nah this checks out.
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
No
don't be ridiculous
Oh good not liking things is exhausting
Just sit back and enjoy the greatest album of 2016.
(probably)
i have never and will never agree to such lunacy
although 808s and heartbreaks wasn't gr8
but he was sad cuz amber </3