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The Sixth [Republican Presidential Primary Debate]: Sobriety Is Overrated

AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
New year, new debate, same old derp. The vitals:
When is the next Republican presidential debate?
The next Republican presidential debate will be Thursday, Jan. 14, live from the North Charleston Coliseum and Performing Arts Center in South Carolina. Fox Business Network is returning as a debate host.
The location is compelling for a number of reasons: It stands briefly off the radar of primary voters glued to Iowa and New Hampshire; it represents what could be Marco Rubio’s best chance to claim the mantle of the GOP’s best “establishment” candidate; and it’s a test case for how rapidly changing demographics are altering the electoral makeup in 2016.

What time is the debate and how will it be formatted?
The prime-time debate is at 9 p.m. EST. FBN says it will “follow a similar format to the network’s inaugural debate, focusing on economic, domestic, and international policy issues.”

How can I watch the debate?
The two debates — the main debate at 9 p.m. and the undercard debate at 6 p.m. — will be streamed for free on www.foxbusiness.com, in addition to the cable broadcast on Fox Business Network.

Who will moderate?
Several moderators from the first Fox Business Network debates will return to Thursday’s debates: Neil Cavuto and Maria Bartiromo for the main debate and Trish Regan and Sandra Smith for the happy-hour debate. A self-deprecating Cavuto told the Palm Beach Post recently that he’s aiming to be “invisible” at the debate: “If I come across looking as the jerk — which isn’t that hard for me to do — then so be it,” he added.

Who will participate in the prime-time debate?
The main stage field looks different yet again: Carly Fiorina and Rand Paul failed to meet the polling requirements for the main debate and were relegated to the undercard session. Paul has already said he refuses to debate the lower-polling candidates. The 9 p.m. assembly features Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, John Kasich and Chris Christie, while the undercard features Fiorina, Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum.

How did candidates qualify for the debates?
Fox Business Network laid out a detailed explanation of qualifications centered on national and primary state polling. Main stage candidates had to finish in the top six in an average of five recent national polls, or in the top five in an average of five recent Iowa or New Hampshire polls. FBN used live interview polling from “non-partisan, nationally-recognized organizations using standard methodological techniques.” Fiorina, Paul, Santorum and Huckabee qualified for the 6 p.m. debate by receiving support of at least 1 percent in one of the recent national polls.

Where will the candidates stand on stage?
The two Shiny Object candidates will stand at the center, likely positioned to face off over recent birtherism charges. Trump has also recently argued that Cruz has pirated his ideas. Expect just as much argument among the other main stage participants angling for time: Carson and Bush to Cruz’s left, with Rubio, Christie and Kasich to Trump’s right.

When is the next Republican debate?
The hugely consequential seventh Republican debate is the last chance for candidates to make their pitches before primary voting begins. It’s scheduled for Thursday, Jan. 28, in Des Moines, Iowa, where residents will be caucusing three days later. Fox News is hosting, with Chris Wallace, Megyn Kelly and Bret Baier returning as moderators.

When is the next Democratic debate?
The Democrats are also debating in Charleston this week. Their three-person wrangle will happen on Sunday, hosted by NBC News and the Congressional Black Caucus Institute and moderated by Lester Holt.

So, you all know the rules - GOP debate talk and/or inebriation plans below. Because when whatever that thing is on Trump's head devours Cruz whole before slithering off to St. Louis to face its archenemy Highlander style, you'll want to be drunk for it.

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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Never gets old:

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    I enjoy reading you guys' reactions to these so much. Hopefully there'll be a stream that works for us dirty foreigners to watch.

  • AbacusAbacus Registered User regular
    From the depths of the Internet and pro-Trump website /pol/, there's a bingo card for the debate:

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    You can't make them all free squares!

  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Kids table in 5 minutes let's goooooo


    EDIT oh god we're just at the introductions and I haven't drank nearly enough.

    Khavall on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    OH GOD MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    i guess the rest of us have ditched out masochistic streaks with the new year and are skipping the little kids* debate. hopefully @Khavall doesn't burn out before the big kids* take the stage.

    *i refuse to refer to any of these people as adults.

  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Found a good live transcript.
    Unlike another woman in this race, I actually was spending time with my husband.

    Yeah okay maybe I shouldn't have.

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Suriko wrote: »
    Found a good live transcript.
    Unlike another woman in this race, I actually was spending time with my husband.

    Yeah okay maybe I shouldn't have.

    Link?

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  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Suriko wrote: »
    Found a good live transcript.
    Unlike another woman in this race, I actually was spending time with my husband.

    Yeah okay maybe I shouldn't have.

    Link?

    Just using the Graun. It's not 1:1 unfortunately. http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2016/jan/14/republican-presidential-debate-2016-donald-trump-ted-cruz-marco-rubio

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Huckabee is asked about Afghanistan. “When I went to Afghanistan, I saw something that looked like the land of the Flintstones,” he says.

    He saw a parody of 1960's America?

  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Fiorina also said that Iran violated the Geneva convention by taking the US sailors that invaded their territorial waters captive for 24 hours.

    Also she complained about how Donald Trump sits outside Washington and makes billions off of the corrupt private system.

    Also she said that the whole Cologne situation will definitely happen in America because we haven't stopped the immigration crisis that has been going on for 25 years.

    Also she's said "Take our country back" like eighty times and we're only 20 minutes in.



    Oh also Santorum referenced the Benghazi movie.

    Khavall on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    God damn I hate these east coast start times.

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Suriko wrote: »
    Found a good live transcript.
    Unlike another woman in this race, I actually was spending time with my husband.

    Yeah okay maybe I shouldn't have.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Fiorina accuses Trump of 'bromance' with Putin

    Fiorina’s asked whether she would ally with Russia to fight Isis.

    “Despite Donald Trump’s bromance with Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin and Russia are our adversary,” she says.

    She says “we cannot outsource leadership in the Middle East.”

    That’d be no, apparently.

    A word I never want to hear coming from any politician's mouth at a debate.

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Fiorina accuses Trump of 'bromance' with Putin

    Fiorina’s asked whether she would ally with Russia to fight Isis.

    “Despite Donald Trump’s bromance with Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin and Russia are our adversary,” she says.

    She says “we cannot outsource leadership in the Middle East.”

    That’d be no, apparently.

    A word I never want to hear coming from any politician's mouth.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Fiorina just took a jab at.... polls?


    I mean.


    Oh man.
    "There is one thing Beauracracies do not know how to do, and that is innovate" --CARLY MOTHERFUCKING FIORINA ON INABILITY TO INNOVATE

    Khavall on
  • CanipsoCanipso Deep Terror Threshark Registered User regular
    "Technologists are not war fighters." - Santorum

    What?

    "And we ALL believe what the polls say, right? /sarcasm" - Fiorina, crowd goes WILD
    "Mrs. Clinton, you cannot wipe a server with a towel." - Fiorina, crowd goes WILD

    Crowd, come on.

  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Canipso wrote: »
    "Technologists are not war fighters." - Santorum

    What?

    "And we ALL believe what the polls say, right? /sarcasm" - Fiorina, crowd goes WILD
    "Mrs. Clinton, you cannot wipe a server with a towel." - Fiorina, crowd goes WILD

    Crowd, come on.

    what exactly are you expecting from the crowd at a Republican primary debate?

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2016
    I refuse to watch the appetizer. My soul cannot handle a solid five hours of that shit

    Sterica on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Wraith260 wrote: »
    Canipso wrote: »
    "Technologists are not war fighters." - Santorum

    What?

    "And we ALL believe what the polls say, right? /sarcasm" - Fiorina, crowd goes WILD
    "Mrs. Clinton, you cannot wipe a server with a towel." - Fiorina, crowd goes WILD

    Crowd, come on.

    what exactly are you expecting from the crowd at a Republican primary debate?

    They cheered at part of a question that was "Mr Huckabee, you told gun store owners to ignore Obama's executive order"

  • CanipsoCanipso Deep Terror Threshark Registered User regular
    Ok, this crowd is driving me nuts. I would be VERY interested if viewers of the debate nation-wide used an app that had a giant applause/boo button and played along at home. I'd like to see the real time graph of that and being able to sort by simple demographic/party registration criteria.

  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    I refuse to watch the appetizer. My soul cannot handle a solid five hours of that shit

    well you could take advantage of the 2 hour brake between debates. you don't need to watch the post/pre commentary in between.

  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Holy shit you guys.

    Huckabee just brought up hate crime statistics.

    First off, he mentioned that only about 1/5th of crimes last year were hate crimes,
    then that 58% of those were against Jews
    and then that 16% were against Muslims.

    So why is Obama trying to claim that there's any hatred out there for Muslims and ignoring the plight of Jewish people?



    I don't even.....

  • CanipsoCanipso Deep Terror Threshark Registered User regular
    You're referring to Santorum's answer that went straight to nukes?

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    I just tuned in and couldn't go literally fifteen seconds without Mike Huckabee proposing a "fair tax" christ

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I just tuned in and couldn't go literally fifteen seconds without Mike Huckabee proposing a "fair tax" christ

    To be fair, we need a fair tax. Fair food has been killing our arteries for too long. I call shenanigans on fairs!

    Oh, you mean that fair...

  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    from the Guardians feed

    Hello. There’s a slim chance that either this or the main debate tonight might prove either annoying or frustrating. So we’ll be peppering in some David Bowie song titles.

    Here’s Absolute Beginners. It’s about love, I think. And these three candidates in the undercard debate all love America. Also, their standing in the polls is suggestive of them being beginners. Finally, the first line of the song is: “I’ve nothing much to offer.”

    I’ll be back later.

  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I just tuned in and couldn't go literally fifteen seconds without Mike Huckabee proposing a "fair tax" christ

    To be fair, we need a fair tax. Fair food has been killing our arteries for too long. I call shenanigans on fairs!

    Oh, you mean that fair...

    No, he's talking about a fare tax.

    #downwithbigbus

  • RhalloTonnyRhalloTonny Of the BrownlandsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Christ

    EDIT: Huckabee really won't stop talking about the fair tax

    RhalloTonny on
    !
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Mike Huckabee doesn't know what tax brackets are.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    you punish behavior you want less of, so you tax consumption??

    By the way nice job COMPLETELY ignoring the question about automation because you know she's right.

    Ilpala on
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  • CanipsoCanipso Deep Terror Threshark Registered User regular
    LOL @ this question: "Studies show that children are always better off....economically...most of the time...socially...?...."

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    What the fuck are you even talking about, people aren't going to start making more families just because the President asks/shames them into it.

    Ilpala on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    I have literally no idea what Rick Santorum is saying.


    We're too politically correct to help poor children?

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Khavall wrote: »
    Mike Huckabee doesn't know what tax brackets are.

    They love doing that because it's an excuse to give the rich massive tax cuts. Never mind that most of the complexity of the tax code is in the deductions and such.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Suriko wrote: »
    The Republicans really miss the Cold War huh
    They've spent the last 30 years trying to bring the magic back.

    It's like watching a sad dude try to get back with his ex-wife.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    That’s how I raised kids. That’s how I trained our dogs.

    And that's how the former wound up killing the latter, Huckabee.

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  • CanipsoCanipso Deep Terror Threshark Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    What the fuck are you even talking about

    This is what I am repeating over and over and over and over and over and over again as I watch the debate.

  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    "But I'm going to take some of Rand Paul's time here"

    *impotent, meaningless buzzer ding*

    "As I was saying..."

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