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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    i'm watching his girl friday

    this is the most ridiculous dialogue ever it's awesome

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I do not understand why diet coke still exists.

    because coke zero tastes like feet

    and diet coke is aggressively targeted at the female market while zero is trying to appeal to men

    diet coke way better than coke zero and IS FOR MEN

    As a man and a person on the internet

    I agree with both of these statements

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    dong dong dongdong dong

    Ah shit it's poldy

    there was talk of coke

    Not the kind that makes your dick feel like its made of gold.

    The kind that puts a smile on your face.

    yeah cocaine doesn't make your dick feel like it's made of gold

    it makes it feel like

    well i don't know because who the hell can get an erection when high on cocaine?

    you put it on the tip of your weiner so it goes numb and the women you have sex with end up getting cervical cancer from it.


    i think is how it works.

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  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    dong dong dongdong dong

    Ah shit it's poldy

    there was talk of coke

    Not the kind that makes your dick feel like its made of gold.

    The kind that puts a smile on your face.

    yeah cocaine doesn't make your dick feel like it's made of gold

    it makes it feel like

    well i don't know because who the hell can get an erection when high on cocaine?

    you put it on the tip of your weiner so it goes numb and the women you have sex with end up getting cervical cancer from it.


    i think is how it works.

    You sure that wasn't the dude with the wasabi?

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I should shower
    But I want to listen to music in the shower……

    Hm
    Bluetooth speaker is dead and also cheap garbage

    Someday I will live alone and have money and put sound in all my rooms

    poo
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    dong dong dongdong dong

    Ah shit it's poldy

    there was talk of coke
    latest?cb=20111220135825

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    dong dong dongdong dong

    Ah shit it's poldy

    there was talk of coke
    latest?cb=20111220135825

    it's either life with me, or a life with drugs
    drugs. i choose drugs.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    dong dong dongdong dong

    Ah shit it's poldy

    there was talk of coke

    Not the kind that makes your dick feel like its made of gold.

    The kind that puts a smile on your face.

    yeah cocaine doesn't make your dick feel like it's made of gold

    it makes it feel like

    well i don't know because who the hell can get an erection when high on cocaine?

    you put it on the tip of your weiner so it goes numb and the women you have sex with end up getting cervical cancer from it.


    i think is how it works.

    You sure that wasn't the dude with the wasabi?

    no it was pam grier talking about richard pryor in her biography

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  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    I enjoy carbonated, caffeine-y beverages.

    With sugar. And syrup. And syrup sugar. And caffeine.

    RonTheDM on
  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/j89zSzq_dQY

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    i used to make a great cranberry orange cinnamon syrup that made a great soda

    should have gotten some caffein powder for it

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I gave some of the soup to my roommate. He approved. But he is easy. But sometimes I feel I have to feed him because he doesn't cook just microwaves frozen stuff. He does get leftovers from his ex-wives house though so he doesn't eat completely horrible.

    Also coke is best. Real sugar mexi-coke is crack in a bottle.

    Also I have had no caffeine for two days and that explains my low level headache.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Gonna rule dice on the queue.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Podly wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    dong dong dongdong dong

    Ah shit it's poldy

    there was talk of coke

    Not the kind that makes your dick feel like its made of gold.

    The kind that puts a smile on your face.

    yeah cocaine doesn't make your dick feel like it's made of gold

    it makes it feel like

    well i don't know because who the hell can get an erection when high on cocaine?

    I'm tempted to try just because mine doesn't seem to care what is going on chemically

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    I would also like a french 75 please and thank you. Yes, my tab is open.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    He does get leftovers from his ex-wives house though so he doesn't eat completely horrible.
    .

    That is weird.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Also I've heard coke can cause erections when injected into dicks

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Gonna rule dice on the queue.

    elki when you said rocket league.. does that mean its coming to xbox?

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    dong dong dongdong dong

    Ah shit it's poldy

    there was talk of coke

    Not the kind that makes your dick feel like its made of gold.

    The kind that puts a smile on your face.

    yeah cocaine doesn't make your dick feel like it's made of gold

    it makes it feel like

    well i don't know because who the hell can get an erection when high on cocaine?

    I'm tempted to try just because mine doesn't seem to care what is going on chemically
    I think it's because you aren't supposed to have that monster hog.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    He does get leftovers from his ex-wives house though so he doesn't eat completely horrible.
    .

    That is weird.

    He and the ex have a good relationship they just can't be married. He has a 15 year old son who lives with his mom and he helps take care of him. The divorce was good for them both since it means they don't live together in kind of that nasty vicious way people do when they shouldn't be married. But they have a healthy friendship and both parents help raise the kid.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Geth, roll 1d21 for queue page

    queue page:
    1d21 3 [1d21=3]

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    He does get leftovers from his ex-wives house though so he doesn't eat completely horrible.
    .

    That is weird.

    But how many wives?

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Well it was more the ex wife cooking for someone who doesn't live in her house. Not to mention the microwave thing.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also I've heard coke can cause erections when injected into dicks

    It fucks with blood pressure and vasel dilation.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    zepherin wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    dong dong dongdong dong

    Ah shit it's poldy

    there was talk of coke

    Not the kind that makes your dick feel like its made of gold.

    The kind that puts a smile on your face.

    yeah cocaine doesn't make your dick feel like it's made of gold

    it makes it feel like

    well i don't know because who the hell can get an erection when high on cocaine?

    I'm tempted to try just because mine doesn't seem to care what is going on chemically
    I think it's because you aren't supposed to have that monster hog.

    Well I could've told you that

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also I've heard coke can cause erections when injected into dicks

    Are we still talking about the soda?

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/j89zSzq_dQY

    I love the eternal confusion about the nature of this character.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also I've heard coke can cause erections when injected into dicks

    People high on Coke say shit just to see if people will do it.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Geth, roll 1d25 for title

    title:
    1d25 18 [1d25=18]

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  • permapensivepermapensive Registered User regular
    oh hey I'm home in time to watch the second half of the Cavs game

    ... We're down by 30 to start the half

    WELP

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also I've heard coke can cause erections when injected into dicks

    It fucks with blood pressure and vasel dilation.

    http://www.nytimes.com/1988/06/03/us/warning-is-issued-on-cocaine-and-sex.html

    Published: June 3, 1988. Of course, of course.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Well it was more the ex wife cooking for someone who doesn't live in her house. Not to mention the microwave thing.

    She is Peruvian. She cooks a ton and he is there for dinner a few times a week while helping take care of hi son.

    The microwave thing is because he never learned to cook. Those people exist.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mortious wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also I've heard coke can cause erections when injected into dicks

    Are we still talking about the soda?

    No but it occurs to me that caffeine MIGHT have this effect too

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I don't recall having any problems when I did

    Actually nevermind.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I don't remember ever seeing this title, but Geth has spoken.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Elki is doing something guys maybe we should be paying attention to the person trying to summon nyarlathotep

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    zepherin wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also I've heard coke can cause erections when injected into dicks

    People high on Coke say shit just to see if people will do it.

    This was from a story where someone's dick rotted off from doing it repeatedly

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Cocaine is a numbing agent. I don't see it being great for sensation when injected in the penis. But it might. The high is probably more with that than where it is injected.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Gonna rule dice on the queue.

    elki when you said rocket league.. does that mean its coming to xbox?

    In a few weeks. Sometime in February.

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