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majanzmajanz Registered User regular
Hurm... Dr. Kevorkian references might be a tad dated... Oh well...

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Daily Mail: 'Euthanasia rollercoaster' will be the last thrill you ever get

Not content with designing rollercoasters for the living, a Lithuanian designer has created plans for a 'death rollercoaster' that would provide a 'euphoric' way for people to kill themselves.

Lithuanian artist Julijonas Urbonas says the killing machine will end people's lives with 'euphoria and pleasure'.

But a top brain expert has said the mechanism is more likely to leave people feeling sick.

Urbonas argues current methods of euthanasia are 'boring' and this would be an 'alternative ritualized death'

I'll bet this guy is a gas at parties! People are probably getting choked with laughter when he's around!

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But wait a minute...

'Alternative ritualized death'?...

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Is he just a big Logan's Run fanboy? Is this his vision of 'Carousel?'

Renew!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I pray for death.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I pray for death.

    Death appreciates your sentiment but what he really needs is a couple hundred for the rent next month

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yes, I too have played Rollercoaster Tycoon.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2016
    I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

    Sterica on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.
    should just be a regular coaster with no seat belts.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

    Or like that episode of rocko's modern life with the coaster that goes into a pit with a sign that says hell.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I like that he drew a bunch of dicks while doing some math.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    When I die I wanna go out like arnold from the magic school bus.

    Taking my helmet off on a distant planet.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    So this is just a gimmick to drum up attention for his older coaster design right

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Lithuania has had a major suicide problem for decades now

    Time to make some money out of the deal!

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    also cedar point is building a new coaster right now called the valravn.

    The simulated videos look fun but it is like a 2 minute ride and the lines are going to be nuts.

    Uriel on
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    also cedar point is building a new coaster right now called the valravn.

    The simulated videos look fun but it is like a 2 minute ride and the lines are going to be nuts.

    Yeah but cedar point has like 2 dozen other coasters to go on instead.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    also cedar point is building a new coaster right now called the valravn.

    The simulated videos look fun but it is like a 2 minute ride and the lines are going to be nuts.

    Yeah but cedar point has like 2 dozen other coasters to go on instead.

    Yeah maybe I can finally try the millennium force.

    But they lines for that are usually like 2 hours still too.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    The lines didn't seem too bad during Halloweekends, but it was also pretty cold out

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    majanzmajanz Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    I like that he drew a bunch of dicks while doing some math.

    So you saw that too? Thought I may have been reading too much into that.

    JebusUD wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.
    should just be a regular coaster with no seat belts.

    Or something along the lines of the mine car chase in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Which, in real life, would have killed everyone!

    Especially Short Round.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

    Or like that episode of rocko's modern life with the coaster that goes into a pit with a sign that says hell.
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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    I entered this world wet, naked and screaming. With luck I'll leave the same way.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

    Or like that episode of rocko's modern life with the coaster that goes into a pit with a sign that says hell.
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    My memory isn't perfect I guess but yeah that.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    That's actually Tiny Toons. Rocko might have had its own thing

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    So like, is there a park next door he intends to launch riders into to lower their approval rating, or is that only a valid strategy in Roller Coaster Tycoon

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I entered this world wet, naked and screaming. With luck I'll leave the same way.

    ... euthanasia water plume! It's the only caring way to let a loved one go!

    Plus they can stand in your body's splash zone!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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