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majanz

Hurm... Dr. Kevorkian references might be a tad dated... Oh well...

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Daily Mail: 'Euthanasia rollercoaster' will be the last thrill you ever get

Not content with designing rollercoasters for the living, a Lithuanian designer has created plans for a 'death rollercoaster' that would provide a 'euphoric' way for people to kill themselves.

Lithuanian artist Julijonas Urbonas says the killing machine will end people's lives with 'euphoria and pleasure'.

But a top brain expert has said the mechanism is more likely to leave people feeling sick.

Urbonas argues current methods of euthanasia are 'boring' and this would be an 'alternative ritualized death'

I'll bet this guy is a gas at parties! People are probably getting choked with laughter when he's around!





But wait a minute...

'Alternative ritualized death'?...

...

Is he just a big Logan's Run fanboy? Is this his vision of 'Carousel?'

Renew!

Clint Eastwood

I pray for death.

Paladin

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

I pray for death.

Death appreciates your sentiment but what he really needs is a couple hundred for the rent next month

SimBen

Yes, I too have played Rollercoaster Tycoon.

Sterica

I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

JebusUD

Bobkins Flymo wrote: »

I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

should just be a regular coaster with no seat belts.

Tallahasseeriel

Bobkins Flymo wrote: »

I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

Or like that episode of rocko's modern life with the coaster that goes into a pit with a sign that says hell.

mcp

I like that he drew a bunch of dicks while doing some math.

Tallahasseeriel

When I die I wanna go out like arnold from the magic school bus.

Taking my helmet off on a distant planet.

Speed Racer

So this is just a gimmick to drum up attention for his older coaster design right

Ringo

Lithuania has had a major suicide problem for decades now

Time to make some money out of the deal!

Tallahasseeriel

also cedar point is building a new coaster right now called the valravn.

The simulated videos look fun but it is like a 2 minute ride and the lines are going to be nuts.

rhylith

Uriel wrote: »

also cedar point is building a new coaster right now called the valravn.

The simulated videos look fun but it is like a 2 minute ride and the lines are going to be nuts.

Yeah but cedar point has like 2 dozen other coasters to go on instead.

Tallahasseeriel

rhylith wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

also cedar point is building a new coaster right now called the valravn.

The simulated videos look fun but it is like a 2 minute ride and the lines are going to be nuts.

Yeah but cedar point has like 2 dozen other coasters to go on instead.

Yeah maybe I can finally try the millennium force.

But they lines for that are usually like 2 hours still too.

Etchwarts

The lines didn't seem too bad during Halloweekends, but it was also pretty cold out

majanz

mcp wrote: »

I like that he drew a bunch of dicks while doing some math.

So you saw that too? Thought I may have been reading too much into that.

JebusUD wrote: »

Bobkins Flymo wrote: »

I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

should just be a regular coaster with no seat belts.

Or something along the lines of the mine car chase in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Which, in real life, would have killed everyone!

Especially Short Round.

Sterica

Uriel wrote: »

Bobkins Flymo wrote: »

I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

Or like that episode of rocko's modern life with the coaster that goes into a pit with a sign that says hell.

Kevin Crist

I entered this world wet, naked and screaming. With luck I'll leave the same way.

Tallahasseeriel

Bobkins Flymo wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

Bobkins Flymo wrote: »

I'm disappointed that it just tries to give you a heart attack or kill you from G-Force instead of the coaster ending by plunging straight into the ground.

Or like that episode of rocko's modern life with the coaster that goes into a pit with a sign that says hell.

My memory isn't perfect I guess but yeah that.

Sterica

That's actually Tiny Toons. Rocko might have had its own thing

Cello

So like, is there a park next door he intends to launch riders into to lower their approval rating, or is that only a valid strategy in Roller Coaster Tycoon

JebusUD

Kevin Crist wrote: »

I entered this world wet, naked and screaming. With luck I'll leave the same way.

... euthanasia water plume! It's the only caring way to let a loved one go!

Plus they can stand in your body's splash zone!